IN THE BEGINNING........

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said:

Let there be light!

#Enter user id.

God

#Enter password.

Omniscient

#Password incorrect.Try again.

Omnipotent

#Password incorrect.Try again.

Technocrat



And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.



Let there be light!

#Unrecognizable command.  Try again.

Create light

#Done 

Run heaven and earth



And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.



Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

#Unrecognizable command.Try again.

Create firmament

#Done.

Run firmament



And God divided the waters. 
And God saw there were 0 errors.And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.



Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place 
and let the dry land appear and

#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

Create dry_land

#Done.

Run firmament



And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.



Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

#Unspecified type. Try again.

Create sun_moon_stars

#Done

Run sun_moon_stars



And God created the heavens. 
And God saw there were 0 errors.And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.



Create fish

 #Done

Create fowl

#Done

Run fish, fowl



And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that  creepeth 
wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. 
And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
 Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.



Create cattle

#Done

Create creepy_things

#Done

Now let us make man in our image

#Unspecified type. Try again.

Create man

#Done

Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and  have dominion over 
the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that 
creepeth upon the earth

#Too many command operands. Try again.

Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 6 errors.

Insert breath

#Done

Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 5 errors.

Move man to Garden of Eden

#File Garden of Eden does not exist.

Create Garden.edn

#Done

Move man to Garden.edn

#Done

Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 4 errors.

Copy woman from man.

#Done

Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 3 errors.

Insert woman into man

#Illegal parameters. Try again.

Insert man into woman

#Done

Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 2 errors.

Create desire

#Done

Run multiplication



And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn



#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

Create freewill

#Done

Run freewill



And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn



#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

Undo desire

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

Help

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

Create tree_of_knowledge



And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn



#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

Create good, evil

#Done

Activate evil



And God saw he had created shame.




#Warning system error in sector E95.  Man and woman not in Garden.edn.

#1 errors.

Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

#Search failed.

Delete shame

#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

Stop

#Unrecognizable command. Try again

Break  
Break
Break

#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:  COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
  REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

Create new world

#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new 
ones can be created.Destroy earth

Destroy earth: Please confirm.

#Destroy earth confirmed

#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT  
 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.



And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.