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Assign ENV: RAM:
Assign T: RAM:
Assign S: RAM: add
Setpatch Quiet
HD_Intro
Echo ""
NoBorder
Setfont Siesta 8
copy >nil: c:text.txt ram:
Type ram:text.txt
Echo ""
Insult
NoClick >NIL:
copy >nil: s:menu#? ram:
Setmap GB
Run >NIL: PowerPatcherV1.4i
cd nfa
jumptype ram:Menu1
prompt "Merry Xmas > "

; +  //\  + Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings and Happy New <hic> Year to
; | //\ \ |
; |//  \ \| Biker, Blade, Deck The Ripper, Discordia, Scouser, Dan Dare,
; ¦\\ \  /¦ Roberta Smith DTP & Amiga Club International & A.M.I.G.A.,
; ¦ \\ \/ ¦ Paul at NBS PD, 17 Bit Software, Keith at KEW=II, Sadeness PD,
; ¦  \\/  ¦ Budda & All Other NFA Members, Hornesoft PD, and to you all.
; :  //\  :
; : // /  : Why is it when you get to this bit that people start to put,
; .// /\  . Poeting dribblings that mean anything but,
;  \\  /    To make you think they are at one with the literature arts,
; . \\ \  . But end up making themselves sound like a bag of smelly ..beans,
;    \\/    When in the end just to fill space it's a way and means,
;    //\    Enough of this idle banter its just to fill you with Xmas cheer,
; . //  \ . Instead stop wondering what the fork he's going on about 'ere.
;  // /  \
;  \\/ /\/  Oh Shoot I've got a bit more space to fill here. Erm, well,
;   \\ \    I think the Internet is just a load of fancy text & hires pic's
;    \\/    that are lovely to look at and bod all to do with the great
;     ¯     scheme of things. Erm, what ? It's s'posed to be like that ?