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LEGAL JUNK:

	WinYow - an interactive GUI fortune for Mircosoft Windows (tm)
	Yow - a fortune program for MSDOS (tm)
	Copyright (C) 1990,91 Edward Hutchins
	internet: eah1@cec1.wustl.edu
	usnail: c/o Edward Hutchins, 63 Ridgemoor Dr., Clayton, MO 63105

	This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
	it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
	the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
	any later version.

	This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
	but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
	MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
	GNU General Public License for more details.

	You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
	along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
	Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.

Note: Windows and MSDOS are trademarks of Microsoft Corp. (Duh)

With this aside,
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Hello, and Welcome to WinYow and Yow!

Here are two versions of Zippy-the-pinhead fortune programs, one for Windows
and one for MSDOS. I no longer have the source for the MSDOS version of
Yow because it no longer exists (a disk crash ate it years ago) . I'll send
Windows source to any interested parties.

Just run the programs to figure them out.
(type yow /? for help with the MSDOS version)

Why is another fortune program needed? Well, the Windows version is pretty,
and the MSDOS version can send its output to stderr, so you can get a Yow!
onscreen when your makefile succeeds (I assume most people redirect the
output from their makes into a file somewhere)

Look for:
  hyperoid - a neato game for Windows
  ls - *nix ls command with MUCHO bells&whistles (couldn't live w/out it!)
  blitfix - util that sets the CS_BYTEALIGNCLIENT bit on all top windows
			(speeds up my 1024x768 display by a factor of 3)
  eyecon - xeyes clone (may have to be renamed)
  ilbm - Amiga IFF bitmap viewer (supports HAM mode and palettes!)
  life - 7 blit life with a few bells&whistles
  loadmon - nifty system performance monitor
  mbrot - mandelbrot hack that runs in the background
  (more games... stuff... junk...)
Coming real soon now to a (net,BBS,Wherever this stuff ends up) near YOU!