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   ><                         The Madman                                ><
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    METHOD :   - Say you have this loser at work or school that has wronged
                 you in some vile way, and they realy deserve somthing.....
                 well....let us say...SPECIAL. Well, here is what you do.
                 You go down to your favorite sleazy magazine store and find
                 some FAg magazine, the kinkier the better, nipple-rings, 
                 penis-clamps....etc are a BIG plus here. You may want to
                 go incognito here, like maybe sunglasses and a hat or 
                 somthing, or just drive 40 - 50 miles to one. You wouldn't
                 want this to blow up in your face or anything. Like finding
                 out that the girl at the checkout counter, sits beside you
                 in english class or somthing. Well, anyway, you get this
                 sleazy, faGut magazine, and then you turn on your trusty
                 printer and print out a quality-type mailing label, with 
                 say, your marks name address and a bunch of other crap like
                 they alway's have on them, it may help to get a legit label
                 and copy all of the numbers, etc. Just so long as it looks
                 official. You could even add somthing like "INSURE 2 DAY 
                 DELIVERY, 5 YEAR CUSTOMER DISCOUNT" somthing like that, 
                 then you take the magazine and put your label with your 
                 marks name on it, and you crinkle up the magazine, so it
                 looks like REALY used and abused. You could even stick some
                 of the SELECT pages partially together using some IVORY
                 LIQUID soap. Then... now here is the phun part, you hide it
                 in the bathroom where you work or go to school, and kind of
                 fold it and put it beside the toilet in one of the stalls,
                 NOW THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!! Believe me, nature will
                 take it's course on this. Then you just forget about it.
                 DO NOT mentione it to anyone!! Someone will find it and then
                 the SHIT will hit the fan!! FaGuT rumors spread like a fart
                 in an elevator. Your mark will undoubtable deny this to his
                 deathbed, but the damage will already be done.

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