'Ode to gerbils
 by cherub and canteen boy


gerbils gerbils, everywhere
pretty gerbil, comb its hair
rub him down in vaseline
pop him in with rubbing cream

gerbils gerbils, in my bed
visions of gerbils in my head
take a gerbil by the tail
hang him like jesus by a nail

gerbils gerbils up my butt,
i am about to nut.
gerbils feel nice, like my thumb,
WATCH OUT GERBILS, HERE I CUM!

gerbils gerbils on my floor
not enough gerbils, I NEED SOME MORE!!
grease him up and pop him in
cuz fucking gerbils aint no sin

gerbils high, and gerbils low,
gerbils like it nice and slow.
gerbils have a furry fleece,
it feels good with french fry greese

a gerbil here, a gerbil there
10 gerbils in my underwear
their sharp little teeth hurt me so good
they pleasure me like no goat could

gerbils nibble on my ass
i like it slow, i like it fast
all you gerbils, come out and play
because you're all so 0-DaY

gerbils hide under my bed,
most of them will soon be dead
cuz sex with gerbils is very rough
thats why 10 gerbils are not enough

gerbils in between my thighs
they look at me with beady eyes
even though they try to escape
once in my bunghole, its far too late

gerbils wiggling in my pants
put me into an erotic trance
shaved and buttered, gerbils are dandy
in my bunghole, they're just like candy

gerbils clean my bunghole out,
if they could speak, i bet they'd shout.
i like 'em shaved, greased, and declawed,
for the gerbils, lets all applaud.