- NO SPECIAL RIGHTS FOR SODOMITES!
	(the opinion above is, Mine, Mine, Mine)
	

Theme- Five alternatives to toilet papering.

#1. Go over to your victims house ( at night properly dressed in Jungle War 
fatigues) and tape a thick rubber band directly on the glass. Then attach a 
quarter between the rubber band and  duck tape. Here is where it gets 
complicated to explain. Daisy Chain a piece of 100 to 400 foot telephone wire 
through the quarter and tape. You can do this by drilling a hole, with one of 
those Black & Decker things.  Now all that needs to be done is a tied knot at 
the end of the string.   "So what,  What the hell is this anyway."   My 
friend you are now the proud owner of a cool little nerd toy. To operate it 
all you do is yank back firmly on the telephone wire so that the rubber band 
is pulling the quarter and tape off  the window. Then let go!   BOOM..  An 
echo just sounded throughout your targets house. Keep this process up and 
eventually these people will trace where the sound is coming from. What 
happened to me was that this dumb shits parents came outside and saw the 
little contraption and started to scream and woke their kids up. I was however 
safely tucked away in the bushes about 400 feet away safely pulling on the 
wire emitting deafening echoes through their house. HaHa!   My friend and I 
didn't quite catch what the heck they were doing, but eventually a cop showed 
up and started talking to these people who were now outside in  pajamas. The 
Cop, then began  following the trail of wire to our hiding spot, so we quickly 
disappeared. Having talked with these people the next day they thought my toy 
was actually a BOMB!  They had called the cops and reported this bomb on their 
house. Evidently two Porks on Patrol showed up and soon ripped the device of 
off their window. Yes!! So anyway, when you do this process now put a little 
note on the tape that says "BOOM YOUR DEAD" or something to that extent.  
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If you wanted to actually make this a real bomb, take about 20 "caps, taken 
from kiddie toy guns." and glue them adjacent to the window and the quarter. 
This surprisingly makes a tremendous noise. Easily scaring the hell out of 
anyone inside the house.  

#2   Beige box your enemies house and call  S&M or FAGGOT 1(900) numbers.  The 
fee is like 3.99 per minute, so a 120 dollar phone bill is only 30 minutes 
away. Think of the beating your mark will get from his parents when they see 
their phone bill.  (and the "Son I think we need to have that  little talk") 

#3 Call up the Orange County Gay/Lesbian community counseling & lifestyle 
center at  (714) 731-5445. Tell them your friends address and say that you 
need information sent in the mail to help convince your parents that being a 
faggot is natural and a perfectly healthy lifestyle. These homos also make 
house calls, so you can use your imagination on that. 

#4 When your chump leaves his car unattended put 4 tennis ball bombs under 
the tires.  So then when he backs up.  KaPOW!  What is so useful about tennis 
ball bombs is  that they are impact explosions, however they do not cause 
heroic damage, except singeing peach fuzz on his leg (maybe catching his car 
on fire). To make a Tennis Ball bomb get strike anywhere matches and cut the 
tips off of them. Then proceed by stuffing just the tips into a tennis ball. 
You now you are finished when the ball is as hard as a rock. If  you really 
want this guy dead. Use a metal CO2 cartridge in place of the tennis ball. 
You can make a hole in these be hitting a nail through it. "BE SURE IT IS 
EMPTY"   When the CO2 bomb is thrown packed with sulfur match heads it 
detonates a explosion equal to that of a pipe bomb.  So get the hell away from 
it. Another safety note is to stuff the matches in it with the care of an egg 
being tossed at a company picnic. You won't want any friction.   

#5 Go into the back hard of this crummy orientals home and drop a partially 
used laser jet cartridge in their pool.  Woo Flung Poo, will now have water 
blacker than a niggas asshole. This leaves permanet damage and cannot be 
irreversed.  ahahaha!   
		  
-quote of the day-   "We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the 
impossible for the ungrateful"