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³ Title: What not to do if your in Jail                 8/14/94 (3:30am)     ³                         ³      
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³ Issue Number: 016             Theme: Use your brain    Author: Ramius      ³
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        Well, I just got out of fuckin jail for having a gun and It was an 
interesting experience.  I'm writing it now that it's fresh in my mind to
let you all know what NOT to do when your in jail.

        Rule # 1.

        Always do what they say.

        Rule # 2.

        Never do what they don't say.

        Keeping these two rules in mind, your experience will be a lot more 
pleasant.  Let me expand on those. 

        Once your in the jail at San Clemente anyway, your main priority
is NOT to get sent to fuckin Santa Ana.  I was smart, and my three friends
were also smart enough not to go up there.  There was another group of 
marines who had been in jail for kicking the shit out of a bouncer (4 on 1)
and they all got sent up.  Why?  Because they were stupid enough not to do
what the cops told them and make lots of noise.  The idiot was calling them
"Pussy Officers" Instead of "Police Officers."  Guess where he was an hour
later. 

        We were smart enough to keep our fuckin mouths shut and quietly
wait for questioning.  They told us not to talk, and we didn't talk.  
They told us not to move, and we didn't move.  What happened as a result?
We got sent home with nothing more that a missemeanor and a court date.

        One more thing your going to want to avoid is getting the shit
kicked out of you.  The guy was playing fucking Rodney King, and in my 
opinion, he deserved it.  I would of beat the shit out of him, too if he
said that shit to me.

        Answer the questions completely truthfully.  If your stories match,
chances are you wont get sent to Santa Ana.  You might of heard about 
bullshit stories cops tell you to get you to admit something you didn't do, 
but they thought you did it.  Those stories are true.  In my case, they said 
that they found .22 shells in the street where, in the street all we shot 
was BB guns.  I held my ground.  And they had nothing.  The .22 was shot 
only in the field, far away from any civilization.

        One thing you may want to do is make them like you.  If they take
off your handcuffs to question you, your doing something right because that
means they trust you.  The guy that was questioning me had to step out for
a moment, so I made small talk with the guard.  We talked about politics,
etc.  It was great.

        Well it's now close to 4am and I'm tired as a sonofabitch so if
I think of anything else I'll write a sequal to this file and get it out
to you.

        See ya later,

                Marco Ramius of the Red October.

        PS One way to be sure not to get to Santa Ana is not to get
arrested in the first place..(: