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³ Title: Lameass things to say                           Date: 08/10/94      ³                         ³      
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³ Issue Number: 015             Theme: Anarchy           Author: Shadowspawn ³
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        Before I get started here, I just want to say that the idea for this
article was thought of after numerous hours of listening to my mom bitch on 
me for everything I do.  Most of these are hers.

        Have you ever heard people say really DUMB things to you? well... 
here's a list of some of the lamest things I've heard in my 15 years here on 
earth.

        1. ql, kewl, and k00l.  I dunno why people use those, they are lame
as hell.

        2. when the garbage is sitting next to your parents and they say
"did you take the garbage out yet" uhhh... duh.

        3. "I'm having my period."  Ahhh shuttup bitch, we don't wanna hear
about your problems, we have problems of our own to think about. If you
think we are gonna stop just because you are chemically fucked up, think
again.

        4. "did you do this???"...no "DID YOU DO THIS?????"...no "LOOK SON,
I KNOW YOU DID THIS, SO JUST MAKE IT EASIER FOR ALL OF US AND SAY YES!!" doh..
if you already know the anwser, don't ask the question!!!! 

        5. Did you do number 1 or number 2?  I took a shit lady, now just shut
the fuck up about your fucking numbers! **- Greets go out to Sparkplug...

        6. When someone beats the hell outta you then says they were just 
joking.  duh... I'm bleeding, that was a pretty good joke man... **- Greets
go out to Gumby and that damned whip you used to hit leonardo with, then say
your just kidding after there's blood running down his leg.

        7. "life is good" shut the hell up.  Life will never be good. LIFE
SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

        8. Don't Smoke.  (then they go out back and smoke a few) **-Greets go
out to mr. gavin and his Fucked up health class.

        9. "You Nigger" to a nigger.  that's just stupidity and you'll 
probally get your ass kicked.

        10. "FUCK LIFE" after you've been rejected by an ugly ass computer 
bitch. **- Greets go out to Shaman.

        11. "yea, I smoke pot all the time" here's a joint, go smoke it you
fucker.  I'm not saying I smoke pot, or anything else, it's just that if you
say your all hard core and smoke pot like 3 billion times a day, you should 
actually smoke pot 3 billion times a day. Don't lie about doing stupid things.

        12. "I'm going to disneyland" yea, shut the fuck up, we all know you
were paid like more than I'll ever make in my life to say that...

        13. "I'm gay" yeah, your also dead if you talk like that around me you
faggot.

        14. "yeah, I'm Hard Core" then pull out a water gun.  duh, yeah, your
a hard core looser.

        15. "I want to get the crap beat outta me" kinda explains itself
**- Greets go out to Jim Morrison (yea, it's a handle)

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        Lynch Mob takes NO responsibility for any stupid actions that resulted
from reading this article.