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³ Title: People who are cool                            Ø   Date:  07/24/94  ³      
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³ Issue Number: 011   Ø         Theme: Ass Kissing      Ø   Author: Leonardo ³
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        Ok, to start this issue I am going to tell you, since I think VaS was
the funniest thing since Polyphemus went on his first date, I am going to 
warn you I totally ripped to idea for this issue from them.  If you don't 
like it, tough shit, go fuck your dog.  Now, on with the issue.

VaS: Because they are funny as hell
The guy who gave me $5 today: Because he gave me free money and was
                              the first real insane person I ever met.
Wiggers:  They have rad speakers :)
Max Roth:  For running away from a girl who wanted to hang out with him 
           because he thought she was to rad for him.
Max Roth:  For walking away when I hit him after talking about how he was 
           gonna kick my ass.
Gay Bashers:  Because Gay's should die.
Brandon LaBonty:  For almost knocking (the) Fred Savage out in a football game.
My neighbor:  Because he blasts Metallica from his house sometimes.
Stacy Sherry:  For having big tits.
Zach:  For giving me free icee all day at Wild Rivers.
Jon Coletti:  For being a cool boss.
Mitch Jackson:  For being a cool lawayer who cusses out prism fags.
Dick "Night Train" Lane:  For being the best football player ever.
Mass Destruction:  For being cool
Azreal:  For being the best RIP artist on the planet.
Steve Menna:  For helping break up the Krew
Andrew Soriano:  For helping break up the Krew
Any fag who comitted suicide:  For doing the world a favor.
The guy who came up with this joke:  What do you call 10,000 fags 6 feet deep?
                                     A good start.
Adam Wheeler:  For being so buff.
John Gilmour:  Because you kiced Adam Wandra in the head and knocked him out.
The Prism guys:  For showing me why computer users get such a bad reputation.
Michael Jordan:  For being the greatest basketball player ever.
Mr. Utt:  For being one of the only cool teachers at ETHS.
LAPD:  For fucking up Rodney King.
Bill Black:  For fixing my computer so many times.
Davey:  For saying "no" when a rad chick asked if you'd give her a free locker
        if she showed you her tits.  (Smart move moron!)
The girl in the Hanes commercial I just saw:  For picking flowers from a field
                                              in your underwear.
Brandon LaBonty:  For giving me a 3rd row seat to see The Dream Team ][.
Sir Psycho:  For going to Adam's House and trying to fuck him over.
Chris Issak:  For having rad 1/2 naked chicks in your shitty music videos.
Vanilla Ice:  Because you gave wiggers a hero.
Chelsea Clinton:  For being the ugliest bitch to ever be seen on T.V.
Myself:  For having the decency to end this lame issue now.