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³ Title: killing the relatives                           Date: 07/22/94      ³                         ³      
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³ Issue Number: 009             Theme: Anarchy           Author: Shadowspawn ³
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        Do you have an annoying little brother or sister that you want to
kill? Or a fatass older sister that thinks she's the queen of the world 
(gee... wonder who that could be :]) Well... Killing them is an alternitave
to the suffering. But HOW?!?! and once I'm done... what do I do to their 
ugly little (or huge depending on the person) body?!?!?

        Here is the BEST method.  Go to the local body freezing foundation
(you know the people who say that they will freeze people then revive them
when they have the technology??? [don't worry, they will NEVER have the 
technology, and even if they did, you'll be dead in 100 years so it dosn't 
matter]) Anyways, go to the body freezing foundation and order a place for
your annoying cybling, then tell them your taking them Ice Skating and take 
them out to the freeze drying foundation and have their body frozen.  This 
takes care of the method and what to do with their body.  If your parents
ask you what happened to your cybling, tell them they were kiddnapped, then
Raped, then Killed by a passing trucker (or say your taking them to Laguna
Beach and tell them they were raped by a faggot there).  That is a guarenteed
safe method to kill your annoying cybling.  Other methods include...

        Use your annoying Cybling to de-rail a train, the body will be 
shreaded to pieces if you used the method correctly and you won't have to 
worry about the police finding out it was you.**--Greets go out to Leonardo

       Kill your annoying Cybling with a knife or something, then use their
body as a speed bump... trust me... no one will figure it out for a while.

        Dig up a grave at a local cemetary and Bury your cybling alive. Not 
only will this get rid of him, but he'll suffer too.

        Here is a way to just make your brother suffer... Hire a fag to dress
up as a clown and rape your brother, then tell everyone that Michael Jackson
Raped your brother... when your brother says that a gay clown raped him, the
2 stories will match. Your Brother will have to go through theropy for the 
rest of his life, and your family will be able to file a lawsuit against
Michael Jackson and get some money. Not only this, but your brother will
be afraid of clowns for the rest of his life, and he will Hate Faggots, so
you will get 2 positive side effects... then when he gets older you can take
him out gay bashing, and clown bashing with you.

        dare your brother to swallow a lighted stick of Dynimite, and he will
trust me, little brothers ALWAYS accept a dare. 'nuff said on that one... he
will be blown to bits.

        Watch "the Good Son" and dress your brother up as Mr. Highway (or
whatever) then push HIM off the side of the bridge causing a huge car crash
**--Saftey Tip, tell the officers that you kept telling your brother to get
off the ledge, but he wouldn't listen, then when he slipped, it was too late.
BTW, you can't do this in Southern California because all the bridges have
Huge Fences over them so that people don't throw their brothers off them.

        Flog your brother until he dies, then bury his body under your 
neighbors house... you won't be suspected of anything. (make sure you hide 
your whip in the neighbors house)

        Lock your brother in the basement while your parents are gone to Las
Vegas for a Week... tell them he must have locked himself down there, and that
you were at friends houses most of the time, so you couldn't have heard it...
what I'm getting at is that he'll starve soon enough.

        Burn your brother with pot leaves (greets on this one to Bloodstrike 
and that movie... the inhumanities [other good ones from that movie include
doing brain surgery on your brother with a rusty knife])

        Any other good ideas? I think everyone wants to see all the options
before deciding on which one to use.

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