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³ Title: Things that piss me off                            Date:  07/15/94  ³      
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³ Issue Number: 006             Theme: General Bitching     Author: Leonardo ³
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        Well seeing as how I had a shitty day at work today (I always do), 
I've decided to share how much working at a fucked up water park sucks.  

        First of all this is a tourist attraction so on the weekends I get
to see fatass families who drove out here in their rusty shitty-ass winnebago
from Alabama.  Of course these people's closest relitives are their pets
which are also their soon-to-be spouses.  Dad always has a white-ass beer 
belly covered up by a stained beer t-shirt which always has a flag on the back
and something clever like "Try and burn this, asshole" written under it.  
His wife is usually fatter (and harier) than he is, but I never have to see
her cuz I'm usually choking on the cigarette smoke she just blew in my face.
The kids are always missing a few teeth and they look like those Bosnian 
children washed up actresses like Sally Struthers are begging you to send 1/2
a penny to which will somehow feed them for a month.  The kids also are 
running around screaming at the top of their lungs because they want another
"pop" (which I think is something like a Pepsi).  
        The country hick tourist family doesn't bug half as much as this next
group though because at least they speak english (if you call "hick speak" 
english).  The people who really piss me off are the 2,000 Asians who all 
in one big flock but not one of them can speak english worth a damn.  But of
course they're also the ones who never have a clue where they're going so 
they somehow always find me to ask where the place they want to go is, but 
they can't because they only know about 3 words of english so I end up having
to either take them there personally, or find someone else that I can sic them
on.  
        The next thing that annoies me are the fuck-ups who somehow lose their
ability to read once they get through the entrance because they look right at
the sings but never seem to understand the though directions, (such as, EXIT 
and HANDSTAMP ONLY - NO EXIT) because they never have a clue where the exit is
so they just pick a turnstile and just walk into it, but of course all the 
turnstiles are entrances so they jam their stomachs then feel stupid.  If I'm
really lucky I get to see the fool who is convinced that the turnstile is 
"Just broken" so he has to walk into 4 or 5 times before he asks where the 
exit is.  Some are so stupid that they can't even listen.  They ask a 
question, and then after I answer they don't have a clue what I just said.
        The next people that I really !@!@!@REALLY@!@!@! hate are the 9-11
year olds who think they are not only hilarious but also originaly when they
ask, "Can I have some free video games? hahahah" or "Can I have a free locker"
"Can I have a free tube, hehehehe"  One of these days I'm gonna give them a 
free kick in the mouth.  
        The next people on my hit list are the burnt out mom's who are smoking
an entire pack of 'Camels' at once, they eventually fuck themselves up doing
something stupid that they wouldn't have done had they read a sign for once, 
then they come to me to fix the problem and when I tell them I can't they
start bitching and yelling at me as if it was my fault.  

        Well if you've ever worked at a theme park, restaurant, movie theater,
mall, or anywhere else where there are a lot of people, I'm sure you know what
I'm talking about.  I guess that's enough bitching for today, so c-ya.

(BTW this is not trying to raciallay attack any group of people, execpt for
the specific ones who bother me due to the above reasons.)