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³ Title: Pissing off the bowling alley                   Date: 07/12/94      ³                         ³      
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³ Issue Number: 003             Theme: Anarchy           Author: Shadowspawn ³
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        Don't you hate it when you get kicked out of bowling alleys? well... 
here's some things you can do to get even with the alley.  *saftey tip - Only 
Destroy shoes in the places that don't ask to keep something of yours, 
otherwise your screwed.

        Usually if you want to piss off the bowling alley the easiest way is
to throw the shoes in the toilet, then take a shit (or refer to magazine #2 
"how to make fake shits").  This is a guarenteed way to piss off the alley.

        For all you "rebelious" guys out there... a sure fire way is to throw
4 balls down the alley at once (including neil). Yes, this is the LAMEST way
to piss off the alley.  (of course, you could be like Leo and run all the way
down the alley then knock over the pins one by one, but that's pretty lame 
too).  While we're on the subject... if you want to bowl a perfect game, just
get a 6 pound ball and roll it down as slow as you can (so it dosn't register)
... Knock down all the pins in like 4 shots, then throw a real throw to make
it register... Guarenteed perfect game every time.

        Anyways, back to the subject... another good way to piss off the
bowling alley is going around and unplugging all their cheap piece of crap
arcade games.

        You can also burn a hole in the Vending machines, but this is a little
risky to do in the middle of big crouds of people, however you do get free 
stuff, and piss off the alley by leaving a bigass burn mark on the machine.

        Walking along the front of the alleys will also piss off the bowling 
alley, as well as the people who are trying to bowl *Saftey Tip - This is
easier with a big mob of people so that one person isn't the target. Heres 
a picture to illustrate my point       -
         |----|---|---|---|---|----|   |door
         |   Approach              | |-|- ->run like hell.
         |-------------------------| | -
   path   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |
       /--|---|---|---|---|---|---|->|
    start |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    here  |   |   |   |   |   |   |
          |   |   |   |   |   |   |
          |   |   |   |   |   |   |
          pinspinspinspinspinspins

        Another good way to piss them off is to ask for bumper bowling, then 
just "accidentally" pop the bumpers with a saftey pin.

        
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