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³ Title: Fake Shit                                       Date: 07/11/94      ³                         ³      
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³ Issue Number: 002             Theme: Anarchy           Author: Shadowspawn ³
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        Haven't you ever wondered how people take shits in the urinals? well..
95% of the time it's not real shit. The only people that ever DO take shits
in the urnials are retards and those among us that are so damned lame that 
don't know whether they're in the bathroom to shit or piss. Anyways, here are 
some of the things that you've probally seen that look like shit when placed
in a urinal...

        The Most common thing that people put in the urinals to make fake shit
is molded power bar (yeah... you know, that stuff that supposedly gives you
extra power, but looks and tastes like shit?). Anyways, if you REALLY want to
make fake shit, this is the best way to go.  Get a power Bar and mold it in 
the shape of Shit (and don't say, oh I don't know what shit looks like, 
because EVERYONE knows what shit looks like, they're just too embarassed to 
admit it.).  Then just pick a urinal (usually either the schools or one at
7-11... just to piss off the indian looser that works there) and plop it in.
This IS the easyist way to make fake shit, and it looks the best.

        Another popular way to make shit (although I've never tried it) is to
mold a cooked hamburger patty into the shape of shit and throw it in.  this
way is also easy, but it dosn't look as real. If you can make this look real
then please contact me and tell me what you did to make it look real.

        Yet another commonly practiced way of making fake shit is going to a
local AM/PM Mini Market, and getting one of their shitty chocolate shakes 
(infact, this is really the ONLY use for that shit since no one buys it to 
drink) and take it into the bathroom and poor some in.  This techinique looks
very real, but it only lasts until the shake melts.

        If you would like to move beyond the fake shit, and make fake barf, 
it is easier to make.  The best formula I have come across for fake barf is
a few Funyons, and some pepsi... chew up the funyons and put in the pepsi so
that the funyons are just big chunks... then spit it all over the AM/PM's 
bathroom floor and make Habib clean the shit up.  You can also use French
frys and pepsi, or hamburger bun and pepsi (yes that's right, make the most
out of that value meal using the meat for fake shit, and the bun and the pepsi
for fake barf.)

        If you come across other fun ways to make fake shit, or a GOOD fake
Barf Recipie, Feel Free to contact me on the LM WHQ, Civil Disobedience

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