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³ Title: Annoying Neighbors?                             Date: 07/11/94      ³                         ³      
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³ Issue Number: 001             Theme: Anarchy           Author: Shadowspawn ³
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        98% of us have Neighbors that we hate. Enclosed in this Magizine are 
Several ways to get rid of those pesky neighbors and do you and the rest of 
your block a big favor.  If you Have any doubts, just remember... Killing 
annoying neighbors is not a felony, it is a public service, do it with pride.  

The First thing you have to do is Make sure you have that your neighbors are 
problems, and not you. Here are some things that annoying neighbors often do:

        1) Play loud Country Music
        2) Have a dog or cat that shits all over your lawn
        3) Get annoyed by Rap or Metal.
        4) Get annoyed when you shoot birds that are in their yard
        5) Have Called the cops on you more than 2 times
       *6) Are Gay 
        7) Are older than 60
        8) Can't Hear
        9) Blame your family for Everything
        10) have a daughter as ugly as the presidents dog (Chelsea)

* - Greets go out to KaG, Kill all Gays.

        If your Neighbors meet one or more of these, this magazine is for
you.  Ok, so now that we've decided that it is approprite to kill those 
annoying neighbors, we need some techiniques. Here are some of the best 
techiniques I have come across.

        1) when your shooting birds out of their yard, accidentally hit them 
and blame your bad aim on them (because they are the ones that will never let 
you shoot anything)
        2) Get some Kick ass Speakers and play some rap with heavy bass so 
loud that their house blows up (geee... if that isn't a lame idea)-greets go
out to Leo and his vegas.
        3) Tape M80's to their windows.
0        4) Download VaS's issue #76 that deals with making a So0PeR BoMB. 
Make the bomb, then put it in one of those baby things with it dressed up as
a baby, ring the bell and run like hell, then in a few minutes you won't have
to worry about your neighbor problem anymore.
        5) Get the tape... "How to cuss in Spanish" from any good giftshop 
any replace one of their "Good ole country" tapes with it. then put it in 
their radio and they'll get a good surprise. (plus some helpful Spanish words)
        6) Steal their car Keys and "accidentally" put the car into reverse
making a big hole in the front of thir house   **-Saftey tip... Make sure it 
isn't your car.  **-Saftey tip... Make sure your are out of the car before 
impact. (this may seem impossible, but you'de be surprised how far a car going
10 miles an hour backwards can coast, and howe much damage it can do)
        7) Go down to the pet shop and get some animials (ie... Rats and 
snakes) and have a good time decorating their house and beds... not only will
it give them a great scare, but their fesus (SHIT) will be left over and the 
smell will remain long after the vermin are gone.
        8) Go to Moscow and Florida and steal the last 2 specimans of the 
Bubonic Plauge, then, mix them in to a big pitcher of lemonade and act like 
you are the neighbors friends for just 5 minutes on a hot summer day :)
        9) Rigg their television so that all they can see is re runs of
30-Something.
        10) Put a quick-o drain in their pool so that when they jump in, the
water drains out before they hit the water.


        Well, these are just a few Ideas, but when you do kill your annoying
neighbors, be sure to have fun at it.

 
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