okay.. here we are motherfuckers

the date is May 2nd, or somehwere close to that, as i write this stupid
gay ".NFO" file to go along with the K-RaD release of our 2nd inbred
constipation.. read it and weep you elite fags

umm.. okay.. first of all, it's been about 3-4 months since we released
the first inbred "poetry" constapation... if anyone has a fucking problem
wtih that, i will personally come kick your ass, just email me your name
and address.. you will be placed on the inbred hit list.. or.. something

i am so sick of people ragging on inbred (okay, not really that many people
probably even know about inbred, because none of you read our first pack,
but i am referring to the one or two people who have read the pack and have
been recently ragging on inbred), saying shit about how it took us 5 months
to put out a 12k pack.  well fuck you you k-rad pieces of shit, fuck you all
up the ass with a plow.  we are only too truly fucking sorry that we cannot
be total modem geeks like you and spend all of our time writing K-RaD and
0-DaY pieces of shit LIT for our dumb gay packs.  fuck you all.

i would also like to take this time out to say FUCK YOU to every fucking
person in a text group out there.  the whole concept of text groups is
stupid.  in fact, groups period our stupid, all these little elite faggots
clustered together in little shitty groups as if any of this modem bullshit
matters, and releasing nifty 0-DaY /<-RaD packs as if anyone except other
modem dorks actually care what you have to say.  you know what, fuck you all,
fuck every single fucking person out there who is reading this stupid text
file.  for every little geek who plays on their modem and goes BBSing in
this little online wonderland, i'd like to take a K-RaD elite piece of modem
trash and pop a cap in his motherfucking 3L337 ass.  fuck you.

in case you haven't gotten the point in the last couple of paragraphs,
you suck, BBSing sucks, and modems suck.  go die.

okay.. now on to more K-RaD inbred stuffs...

----------------------INBRED's 2nd CONSTAPATION-----------------------------

thank you for downloading this, because i really care.  of course, since we
have no couriers this probably wont get distributed any farther than the few
boards i call, but to the few who do download this, thank you and fuck you.

in this pack we have some more stunning pieces of work for your masturbatory
enjoyment.  read them.  you will laugh, you will cry, you will achieve
multiple orgasms.  whatever.

for your pleasure, we have some older articles by various inbred members,
which have not been released before.  we also have new thingies written by
my esteemed inbred cofounder canteen boy and myself, and maybe other people,
im not sure yet.  as i write this i really dont know when the pack will be
released, but it should be soon.

this inbred constapation #2 should provide you with many pleasurable hours
if used properly.  shave, grease, and declaw for best results.

okay.. let's move on to.. the member list.

THE MEMBER LIST

Founders:
CHeRuB & CaNTeeN BoY

Writers:
CaNTeeN BoY, CHeRuB, PeNDoLa, La La iM a TuRTLe

Lazy Fucks Who Do Nothing But Tag INBRED On Their Loose Gay Signatures:

RaiSTLiN, XyZZyX (a.K.a. LiQUiDy)

Soon-To-Be-Member:

aGeNT oRaNGe

hey.. hehe.. i just decided to draw that because i was bored
it happens to be the first aSKeeeEeEEEE i ever drew in my life..
if you liked it, or if you hated it, or anywhere in between,
please fuck off and die.

SEX WITH INBRED

okay.. since our first pack, we have not gotten one single applicant.  sure
we may have gotten a few new members,  but they are people whom i know
from aRouND THe SCeNe.. not total modem strangers that contacted us to
apply after reading our first constipation.

we really need some new, fresh members.  everyone on the boards that i call
sucks.  so, if you are reading this pack, and you think you've got what it
takes... then contact me.
i am on all the most K-RaD and 3L337 BBSs in 7i4.  uhh..
also, you can contact me on T0XiC T0AST, the current iNbred WHQ, at
7i4-642-6670.  just apply there, and send me email, and then we will hook
you up.

also.. if any of you who read this pack are really K-RaD and elite, and call
lots of boards all over the nation, in like.. 6i9 and 9o9 and all those K-RaD
area codes, and you would like to be an official inbred courier.. then
go for it.

oh yah.. we also have a site.. hehe

--iNBReD SiTeS--

The Acropolis         SysOp: Shadowspawn

umm.. that is our first inbred site.. im not exactly sure what it means
to be a site... but we have one anyway.. we will probably have more someday.
i dont know.  the fuck you looking at?  aint never seen a nigger cross a
street before?

fuck off

if anyone of you can guess what i am wearing right now, i will send you
a really neat .gif of inbred staff members rolling around naked in
big tubs of vaseline, with gerbils.

i think that is all... yep, it is, im done, goodbye.

cherub, May of 1995

sorry, no naked ladies this time

-------------FUCK YOU ALL UP THE ASS WITH A PLOW-----------------------------