okay.. here we are motherfuckers the date is May 2nd, or somehwere close to that, as i write this stupid gay ".NFO" file to go along with the K-RaD release of our 2nd inbred constipation.. read it and weep you elite fags umm.. okay.. first of all, it's been about 3-4 months since we released the first inbred "poetry" constapation... if anyone has a fucking problem wtih that, i will personally come kick your ass, just email me your name and address.. you will be placed on the inbred hit list.. or.. something i am so sick of people ragging on inbred (okay, not really that many people probably even know about inbred, because none of you read our first pack, but i am referring to the one or two people who have read the pack and have been recently ragging on inbred), saying shit about how it took us 5 months to put out a 12k pack. well fuck you you k-rad pieces of shit, fuck you all up the ass with a plow. we are only too truly fucking sorry that we cannot be total modem geeks like you and spend all of our time writing K-RaD and 0-DaY pieces of shit LIT for our dumb gay packs. fuck you all. i would also like to take this time out to say FUCK YOU to every fucking person in a text group out there. the whole concept of text groups is stupid. in fact, groups period our stupid, all these little elite faggots clustered together in little shitty groups as if any of this modem bullshit matters, and releasing nifty 0-DaY /<-RaD packs as if anyone except other modem dorks actually care what you have to say. you know what, fuck you all, fuck every single fucking person out there who is reading this stupid text file. for every little geek who plays on their modem and goes BBSing in this little online wonderland, i'd like to take a K-RaD elite piece of modem trash and pop a cap in his motherfucking 3L337 ass. fuck you. in case you haven't gotten the point in the last couple of paragraphs, you suck, BBSing sucks, and modems suck. go die. okay.. now on to more K-RaD inbred stuffs... ----------------------INBRED's 2nd CONSTAPATION----------------------------- thank you for downloading this, because i really care. of course, since we have no couriers this probably wont get distributed any farther than the few boards i call, but to the few who do download this, thank you and fuck you. in this pack we have some more stunning pieces of work for your masturbatory enjoyment. read them. you will laugh, you will cry, you will achieve multiple orgasms. whatever. for your pleasure, we have some older articles by various inbred members, which have not been released before. we also have new thingies written by my esteemed inbred cofounder canteen boy and myself, and maybe other people, im not sure yet. as i write this i really dont know when the pack will be released, but it should be soon. this inbred constapation #2 should provide you with many pleasurable hours if used properly. shave, grease, and declaw for best results. okay.. let's move on to.. the member list. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE MEMBER LIST Founders: CHeRuB & CaNTeeN BoY Writers: CaNTeeN BoY, CHeRuB, PeNDoLa, La La iM a TuRTLe Lazy Fucks Who Do Nothing But Tag INBRED On Their Loose Gay Signatures: RaiSTLiN, XyZZyX (a.K.a. LiQUiDy) Soon-To-Be-Member: aGeNT oRaNGe ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- / \ \_/ |\ _ _|\ _ __ ____ /| | | \ | | | ____| \ | \/ __ \ ____ | | | | \ | | | /__ | |/ _/ |__| | __\ | | | | |\ \| | / / | | / | ___/| | \ \ | | | | \ | /____| | | | |___ | |____\ | |_|_| \_|________|___| \____||________| hey.. hehe.. i just decided to draw that because i was bored it happens to be the first aSKeeeEeEEEE i ever drew in my life.. if you liked it, or if you hated it, or anywhere in between, please fuck off and die. _____________________________________________________________________________ SEX WITH INBRED okay.. since our first pack, we have not gotten one single applicant. sure we may have gotten a few new members, but they are people whom i know from aRouND THe SCeNe.. not total modem strangers that contacted us to apply after reading our first constipation. we really need some new, fresh members. everyone on the boards that i call sucks. so, if you are reading this pack, and you think you've got what it takes... then contact me. i am on all the most K-RaD and 3L337 BBSs in 7i4. uhh.. also, you can contact me on T0XiC T0AST, the current iNbred WHQ, at 7i4-642-6670. just apply there, and send me email, and then we will hook you up. also.. if any of you who read this pack are really K-RaD and elite, and call lots of boards all over the nation, in like.. 6i9 and 9o9 and all those K-RaD area codes, and you would like to be an official inbred courier.. then go for it. oh yah.. we also have a site.. hehe --iNBReD SiTeS-- The Acropolis SysOp: Shadowspawn umm.. that is our first inbred site.. im not exactly sure what it means to be a site... but we have one anyway.. we will probably have more someday. i dont know. the fuck you looking at? aint never seen a nigger cross a street before? ____________________________________________________________________________ fuck off ____________________________________________________________________________ if anyone of you can guess what i am wearing right now, i will send you a really neat .gif of inbred staff members rolling around naked in big tubs of vaseline, with gerbils. ____________________________________________________________________________ i think that is all... yep, it is, im done, goodbye. cherub, May of 1995 ____________________________________________________________________________ sorry, no naked ladies this time -------------FUCK YOU ALL UP THE ASS WITH A PLOW-----------------------------