-My Gerbil-
                       -Story by La La iM a TuRTLe-
                 


                 My gerbil, His name is Ramona, He is a super
                 gerbil. His furr is OoOoOo so Fuzzy and his
                 bunghole is always open for some real good
                 sodimizing. He is the only gerbil that can
                 play modem doom, magic and his band instument
                 at the same while making me eggs sunnyside up.
                 He hops around my room with a smile and a
                 howdy ya do. He never comes home drunk, or with
                 the perfume of some slut gerbil named Jennie.
                 When cherub calls me for some cybersex i pass
                 the phone straight to him and the OOoOo's and 
                 Ahhh's i hear are a plenty. I found Romona one 
                 day when i wuz walking somewere i cant remember
                 but i heard this little noice from the trash can
                 so i went to look whut it wuz and there we had a
                 fucking stanky hoe so i slaped her the hell outa 
                 the way and under her wuz Ramona. He wuz cold
                 and scared but wouldnt you be scared if you have
                 sent the last 4 weeks under the butt or a stanky
                 hoe? well he wuz and he crawed outa the trash can
                 and i took him to the hole were i live. I made him
                 green eggs and ham and for desert i gave him a
                 dancing homo gumdrop. I gave him the name Romana
                 becuase he looked like a romana at my school i think
                 they were related in some wierd way. I showed him 
                 to my friends but they laughed and said he wuznt
                 as cool as their gerbils but in my turtle heart i
                 knew that he wuz the best gerbil to ever hop along
                 this planet. So i raised him to be a super gerbil
                 until i got him to try to be fly like a super gerbil
                 but he fell 1000 feet and landed on his fuzzy head.
                 He had to go into surgrey for 36 hours and i wuz
                 scared i wuz ganna lose da little guy but i knew
                 he wouldnt give up. After that we had a stronger
                 relationship and we gave each other emothinal
                 support when ever we needed it. until one dark dark
                 day when i heard a knock at the door. It wuz the evil
                 Dr. Krimerich the german gerbil killer! He said lemme 
                 have your gerbil or ill poke your eyes out and grab you 
                 nipples. I wuz more scared than day that i found out
                 that girls breasts can accutlly take control of you 
                 and make you dance naked on the caferteria table but 
                 thats my next story. Any way Dr. Krimerich wuz at the
                 door and i didnt know whut to do. I thought about
                 yelling "look faregnewugon" then punching him around
                 the breasts and head area but he looked like one of 
                 those guys who didnt like to be touched there. So
                 i took Romana and ran like canteen boy from a teacher.
                 This Story is gettin kinda boring and draging on a
                 little to much so ill end it up with this. My gerbil
                 wuz a super gerbil so we made it though and till
                 this day he still brings me eggs sunnyside up every
                 morning...........