- cherub poetry for modem geeks who sit on their computer for weeks dialing up all the k-rad boards so they can all post messages about their +24 longswords about thier new magic cards and the latest modem doom they post so many faggy messages the computer runs out of room and all the gay mesages go bye bye all the modem druggies post messages about getting high so they can look cool to their online computer friends and start the latest cool modem trends you sit on your computer for so long, you only stop to rest when you sleep and dream of dancing modems with big breasts you download your porno gifs, and masturbate while online and post useless stupid messages all the fucking time well fuck you bitch, i am sick of your computer bullshit so suck my dick you dumb worthless bitch ass computer loving modem cumming bando +24 longstaff having modem deppressed drug talking about useless so pathetic you need to talk about drugs to impress your online friends role playing dragonlance reading faggots!!! FUCK YOU ALL! hey. hey you fuck off ..