How To Make Your Own Sock Bitch
-by cherub

1. Stuff a white sock with a plastic baggy filled with vaseline or silicone.
Have an adult glue the bottom of the sock shut with super glue.

2. Tie a chain around the bitch's "neck" to shape your bitch.  Don't worry 
about arms or legs, because arms and legs are useless on a bitch.  

3. Now you can decorate your bitch!  Add a hairball from your cat so the 
bitch can have hair.  Don't worry about clothes, bitches don't need 
clothes; they only get in the way.  With some magic markers or some cheap
makeup you can make a face on your bitch.  Make her smiling and drunk.
Because a bitch is no good sober. 

4.  Now then, take the bitch in your hand and fuck it in the hole your
adult convenientally left when it glued the sock shut.  After you are
done fucking it, throw it away, because you wont ever want to see her again.
Otherwise you can leave your sock bitch on your dick as a fashion statement.