The holy book of Sapa
                          Penisis 1:1



        In the beginning, Sapa created the burger and fries.  Now the
fries was formless and empty, salt was over the surface of the deep,
and the spirit of Sapa was hovering over the ketchup.

And sapa said, "let there be greese!" and there was greese. Sapa saw
that the greese was good, and he separated the greese from the
non-greesy.  Sapa called the greese "unhealthy", and the non-grease
"healthy". and there was salt, and there was ketchup-the first day.

And Sapa said, "let there be nachos between the cheese-wiz to seperate
the puddles of cheese-wiz, and be dipped unto thy cheese-wiz". So sapa
made it so that there was nachos to be dipped unto thy cheese wiz. And
it was so.  And sapa priced the sacred nachos as a dollar and 50 cents,
2 dollars with cheese- the second day.

And Sapa said, "let the food be gathered unto one holy place where it
shall be purchased by the faithful".  And it was so. Sapa called the
holy place "wendy's on 17th". And Sapa saw that it was good.
     Then Sapa sais "let the wendy's on 17th produce its own food:
Greesy fries and chesseburgers bearing ketchup and salt, and bearing
other toppings according to their kind of value meal". And Sapa saw that
it was good.  And there was Wendy's on 17th- The third Day

And then sapa said, "let thre be lights in the sky, in front of the
wendys to draw people to this place of worship, let it be lighted during
the night, and not lighted during the day". And it was so. Sapa made the
lights light when it was night, and not be lighted during daytime, and
Sapa saw that it was good. - The forth day

And Sapa said "let the burgers teem with living microorganisms, and let
the greese cause clogged arteries". So Sapa made all the creatures that
crawl around in the sacred food and cause various new and untreatable
diseases.  And Sapa saw that it was good. Sapa blessed them and said,
"be ruitful and increase in number and fill the burgers and the fries,
and let the roaches increase in the cracks near the milkshake machine.
                 -the fifth day

And Sapa said "let the wendy's have drive-throughs so that we can reach
more people with our holy food, and let there be an employee that doesnt
speak english to take orders for your holy food, and let the microphone
be shitty". And it was so.  Sapa made many drive throughs and was able
to give more people this holy food. ANd Sap saw that it was good.
   Then Sapa said, "let us make employees in our own image, in our
likeness, and let them prepare and serve the oh-so-holy food to
faithfuls".
   So sapa created employees in his own image,
   in the image of Sapa they were created;
   male and female, and mentally challenged he created them.

   Sapa then said, "i give you all the food i have created on the face
of this whole wendy's.  They will be yours for food.  And to all the
insects of the wendy's and aall the bacteria in the air, and all the
greese that clogs arteries-I give everything in this wendy's to you. And
it was so.
   Sapa saw all thta he hd made, and it was very good. and there was
evening, and there was morning-the sixth day

   Thus the burgers and the fries were completed in ll their vast array.

By the seventh day, sapa had finished the work he had been doing; so on
the seventh day, he rested from ll his work.  And Sapa blessed the
seventh day and mde it holy, beacuse on it he rested from all the work
of creating tht he had done.


                                      -  canteen boy