Hello this is an ew cheap monthly story about some hacker and the trouble he 
gets into.

        The day was yong and the sole auther of michalgello was dead.  Another
grim day thought The unknown Hacker.  He moved to the end of the room looking 
at the copy of many great virii codes.  Then he walked to the terminal of his
stolen petium +(the plus stand for the many ways he changed it).  He turned
on his supped up petium and thought.  He thought long and hard.  He did not
know which bbs/major company/branch of the govt. to call first.  He decided 
to call the federal beural of investigation for a cheap thrill.  He set up 
his external 14.4 modem and thought of how he should send the signal.  He 
decided to bounce it of off tw satelites three of his fellow hackers house 
and then the wite house, and moved it around the world 7 times(how he did 
that I don't know but he did).  He got in with out trouble.  He decoded the 
screen like every one who knows there way around a good hacker should.  He of
course had to come up with the system password wich was a little harder, but
he did.  At the menu, that barely passed for a menu, he punched in a few keys
and brought his crimnal record(wich was barely a page long because he sort of 
made a "hard disk problem" decided to add a couple more minor charges aggenst 
himself and add a couple of years to how long he seved for his crimes.  Then 
he relized the fedz where tracing his call.  He figured on another minute 
till te trace was done.  Of course that ment if there was no "trouble" with
their tracer.  He instantly uploded a virii that whould screw their scanner.
He gave them trouble altered a couple of more records of other hackers so he 
would not be suspected and then logged of.  Then he decided to log on to
a local bbs named Pyros playground.  And their he screwed some sysops computer
for a long time.
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