FILENAME: FTE_003.TXT Front Toward Enemy [---------------------] -=Printed, Edited, And Copyrighted By =- [ Front Toward Enemy ] The Fat Joint Corporation [ 003 ] Founded Jan 1, 1995 [_____________________] _________________ /\ Est.02/1995 /\ FTE Magazine Presents: Lyrics to "This Toilet Earth" by Gwar Compiled by Reaper Wildwood TFJCTFJTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJCTFJC Gwar - "Saddam A Go-Go" I at the time was a communist Lived on a collective farm She was a part-time anarchist (anti-christ) Our sex went off like a bomb Living the life of a terrorist Looking for the man Saddam Who gave me a gun As Iran to the sun If you die like a dog Then you are SADDAM HAIL! THEY SHALL DROWN IN THEIR OWN BLOOD HAIL SADDAM A GO-GO! Going to Saddam a go-go Everybody is there Business of strange bedfellows Makes you dance around like a bear Ein, Schwein, kick him in the eye Teamed up with the Asian eye They were the ones Who could rise with the sun As they dived in their planes And they died How they died! The running paper tiger chases its own tail HAIL SADDAM A GO-GO He was someone Who was there for People like me Hi there Saddam Love the party Yes they're all here with me Bloody Saddam Loves you always Always a kick Bloody Saddam Even though the Smell is making me sick As we sit on our roofs And cheer as you Scuds fall like rain Here at the ancient ziggaraut Saddam is presiding there Running around with a saxophone Where is the president, where? Here it comes, the black tornado Let's have a cheer for Sarejavo If you survive what Falls out of his mind You'll make the political world ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "PeNiS I See" They won't talk but still they say You kill for kicks you get the bills to pay Well baby I got bills to pay Don't make me act that way Have you seen the center spread Stitched up like a baseball head She was dead before they raped her Now she's in the funny papers Pity and sin He's breaking in I am so sleepy Please don't rape me Me Me PeNiS I see Did you ever want to be obscene In a muerto magazine? Filled with hate you hope to ween Fight the beast and leave the cream Leave the scene It's so easy to be The latest atrocity It always seems to be a PeNiS that I see You'd be suprised to discover My level of empathy I've gone from prey to victim PeNiS in me. Don't make me act that way Have you seen the center spread Stitched up like a baseball head She was dead before they raped her Now she's in the funny papers Pity and sin He's breaking in I am so sleepy Please don't kill me Me Me PeNiS I see Spattered face mouths wordless whys Fingerprints are on the eyes In a box out back I kept her Plugged her stinking Where I left her That's where I kept her ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Eat Steel" I see you coming One mile away I will not listen to a word you say I will never apologize Look into my cold dark eyes... and you will- EAT STEEL EAT STEEL EAT STEEL EAT STEEL! ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Jack the World" Shake yourself from all The worthless crap in which you wallow Here's the iron fist Of death for you to swallow Undead from Antarctica The signals pumping free C'mon let's wake the maggot up It's on Slave Pit T.V. You might sleep on concrete slabs Or be a blethering bohab Yet your growth is exponential If you consume excremental Now yer in the Maggot chamber Corpses fill the charnel manger Toilets pointing underground Can't forget that sloppy sound. Pay to play Every single day And feel your brain cells Melt away The appalling calling Why don't you go away? We'll Jack your world. I wanna suck like lovers do I wanna lose a Grammy too I wanna kick the teeth outta you ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Sonderkommando" And blundering brightly through the night Astride the thunderous flaming trident bike They choked back years of jeers Flashing forceful through their peers Inflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite. What would you do? You'd do your job Sonderkommando King for a day. Naked infants left alone Syntho-nipple, pit of stone Ravaged in an inane grip Chewing chicken from the lip Those that survived found a place With the elders Of the race Tossed upon the heaving brine Spreading hatred to mankind Maggot palace, rod of bone Slave to fetid underloam Who gibbers at the nauseater Fudge-packed, dimpled Fecal leaper What would you do? You'd do your job Sonderkommando King for a day. ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Bad Bad Men" Billy was an orphan Tommy was a whore Poe got drunk in Baltimore Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had Could it be that's what made our boy so bad Bad bad men And they're coming to town They shot a man just for snoring too loud Billy the Kid, Jesse James The jail is wide open and the town in flames Sneaking in the backdoor Hiding in the night Capering with corpses in the dank moonlight Well they started robbing banks Then cattle mutilation Now his offspring terrorize the nation Billy got drunk Bull got even Bull went belly-up and joined up with the G-men Piece of meat on the street Torn apart in the town By the inflatable hands of a sinister clown Bad bad men And they're coming to town They shot a man just for snoring too loud Robert De Niro, when he's a hero Bring on the anti-hero My zero-hero Hearts are full of anger Hearts are full of fear Billy looked up from the bed And said, "I'm walking out of here" It's a new religion Carnival of crime Doomed to repetition With it we mark time I fell jacked up Drinking my 4-0 Blew your face onto the bumper Then I just said, "yo" It's a new religion Carnival of Sleaze Drag you up that dusty road And leave you creaking in the breeze ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Pepperoni" You like it, you love it You want more of it You say that you want some Pepperoni Give you a fistful of my Big Bologna You say that you want some Ramma-Jamma I said I'd treatcha If I meet'cha in the bathroom IN-OUT-IN-OUT-IN-OUT WHITE BOY We go to the mansion Every Friday night In the master's chamber With the governor's wife He came on in with a Big ole carving knife Running down the street I was running for my life That white funk ain't got no soul That white pussy ain't got no hole That white boys addicted to crack Pearly white needs bloody, bloody black WHITE BOY! ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhedface" How inquisitive, I'm delighted You've inquired who the hell I am Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate, Upon the state of me and my most great and perfect plan. Oh and by way of introduction I am he who has been him back when man swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes I am he who has been her as she once Bled the world with words of psychotic fate While Gwar slept, I kept their minds content to give their flesh consent to my Ever loving seed. Undying research has given to death, rebirth, The tools of uber science to fight Most unknown enemies Now... Who is it that I'm up against? Some Chaotic Stupidity. I'll show you conflict management with my extensive Supergeniusoity Inventions of my secret lab The Homogenizer It studies the species Bohad Homo Com sum a tor What is it that makes the ideal man? Bravado? Machismo? Is it something secreted from a gland? It's called... Jizmogloben. (Powerhouse Theme for four measures) If death, to you is a bore? And life just seems to lack? Consider becoming a whore To the lessons of the past. The end of all time after time after time, Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears. I have produced a new product line, With cryptic truth, too horrible to hear. I've got the guts to face Skulhed We've got the guts to face Skulhed. We've got the guts... Words that have healed. Legends that have taught. Oral traditions both fought for and lost. Secrets of success. Shouts filled with hate. Documents delcaring freedom of state. I bleed humanity's figurines of history I weave travesties tapestries of infamy But I can't deny it always was such. Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not! Pathetically beautiful I was back then. Ruled peaceful plantes, sublime, without Syn. SYN... How easy to not see (nazi) Obvious enemies To put your problems on. I've been sick of it all along Now the ultimate morph Into powers that will dwarf The sum of every nation and all known information. If you can't stand it The way I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth Sell you for all you're worth. The enemy will have a face Traitor of the human race As you're shipped off to the innermost reaches of Outer Space. Ah yes the best I possibly can be. Applause for me. The insidiously 'live' spelt backwords Mr... Dr... Prof... SKULHEDFACE... ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "B.D.F." You take your fat tongue And curl it into a "U" You take a young child Who knows not what you'll do BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK SUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK SUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK There's no excuse Give him the goose with a push And then a shove Teach that child How grown-ups love BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK SUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK SUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I haunt the malls and the Burger Kings I am the giver of pain Splitting the rumps of the wicked Only the nipples remain The cherub screams "no" As I move to defile Our bodies entwine In a puddle of bile Many years later We'll look back and smile As we thrash about on The urine-drenched tile The delivery room Is as still as a tomb I fuck the child while It's still in your womb The child is now dead And you start to blubber Fuck your warm corpse With your child as a rubber Take your fat tongue Ram it up her bung Her face is packed with cum We've only just begun! From your head your eyes I pluck Give you savage socket fuck Work my wand of black obsidian End up like a Branch Davidian BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK BABY DICK FUCK ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Fight" Cruising through town Slack jawed tongue-out You're a moron Turn on the Afradio Fire up that Dim bulb And let some Coke fuck piss Into your ear Fight Fight Fight This is the white world yeah it sucks Sheep fucking Turd kicking Sow sucking Rednecks You make me sick Making your hate babies And worrying to death what I do with my dick ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "The Issue of Tissue (Spacecake)" Unblinking, Unseeing Trapped in your being The issue of tissue But this is not the issue Strapped up and stinking What are you thinking? Led, were you? Who knew? Two? Scarcely matters... And if you go this will be the last time Tell me what it's like to die Cloven cliff is on the lever Locked away and lost forever We came down and saw you Want to ball you Pleasantly paralyzed There's enough light for your eyes To focus, and chiefly To say that you could be me Trussed up to pray Take him away. You, you, all because of you... Blocks and blocks of mortal men Single coil means just what when You're feeding on a million souls We have come to take control Blocks and blocks and yes you bet I have come to make you wet Feeding on a million souls Who have come to take control. ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Pocket Pool" Little Flopsy flaps around He flaps on up and flaps on down He's just a flippy flappy happy slappy kinda crappy clown C'mon now, flap Flopsy, flap Wrap a slimey lap aroudn the map If you do these things Flopsy baby You're gonna take a nap... He really gets around He pulls his panties down He's lying on the ground Birdies know Rivers flow Doggy always go Yer playing pocket pool Pocket every day When you got the pool in pocket It's always that way Pig dick sandwich Porcu-butt pie Slup it up with your black eye bride Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side... ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Slap U Around" I wake you up in the morning, baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit You love it! Smash you right in the face now, honey Just to show you I care And then I'll kick Your pregnant ass down the stairs SLAP SLAP SLAP U AROUND SLAP SLAP SLAP U AROUND SLAP SLAP SLAP U AROUND All Day! I pay the doctor bills baby So I'll break what I want I spent all my money At a fucking restaurant I let you live in my house now, woman! I take you out on the town And I want some payback now, woman! I get to slap you around SLAP SLAP SLAP U AROUND SLAP SLAP SLAP U AROUND SLAP SLAP SLAP U AROUND All Day! Kick you when you're on the ground All Day! All day, every fucking day ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Krak Down" Your melted essence is my tool And I appropriate your nugget jewel Chemically wrapped around aroma In the bathtub in a coma Getting drunk with Earth's elite They wanna peel the skin off my feet Mold me fold me keep me silent I get drunk and I get violent. I fill the pipe up This is a KRAK DOWN I called up every pimp I know I suck my life up This is the KRAK DOWN I call for toxic overthrow Fall out of the rental car Go and vomit on the bar There's the one who acts so pissed off Think I'll go and cut my dick off. They run from me I charge at sluts I knock them down Stomp out their guts Tastefully arrange the pile Soaked in phlegm And bathed in bile Building burning, cops all scatter Big fat ass is on the platter Your eyes are floating in my cup Fuck your corpse And get raped up ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "Filthy Flow" Well I been following the filthy flow Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know You look at me and start to laugh You won't laugh if you're cut in half I laugh at you as I cut you down Cause yer the only game in town I look at you I laugh at you I look at you I laugh at you Well I been following Following the filthy flow Its the only way I'll ever know The filthy flow The filthy flow, oh, oh Flithy x 10 I been following the filthy flow And everyday I walk across the road A bag of shit And a cup of joe I'm thinking about All the money I owe I laugh at you as I cut you up You think yer such a cute pup I look at you I laugh at you I look at you I laugh at you I am dirt And dirt is me Never felt so goddamn filthy I am dirt, me You can't hurt me There is strength in being filthy For when we have destroyed your Earth There'll be nothing left but dirt! Filthy feeling sends me reeling Bloody footprints on the ceiling ---------------------------------------------- Gwar - "The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7" (Which is a total and complete attempt to encapsulate the bloodsoaked orgy that ensued upon the aforementioned planet [Flab Quarv 7], located in the Alpha-Kramden nebula, which was the scene of the incredible tale of monumental debauchery which did in fact completely annihilate the entire indigenous population of a world which was quite peaceful and innocuous and given to gay fits of boisterous whim and never did anything to deserve the devastating treatment it was handed upon that fine day when the Master's 3rd Scumdog Legion descended upon the unsuspecting world in the flaming assault pods, filled with hate, and crushed the planet in the grip of iron fury.) You know, back in outer space we used to drink a LOT we used to use all kinds of kick ass drugs and we used to show blatent disrespect for any authority figure little did we know we were underminding our entire value system... At that time I was serving in the Master's 3rd Scumdog Legion aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of confusing orders but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter. Ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle had started when I heard the roar of the fleet's plasma bombardment. Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent towards the planet's pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors which we devastated with soaring blasts of nuclear hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere below. THE OBLITERATION OF FLAB-QUARV-7 On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refugees. I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack on the non-combatants pulpifing their flesh in a rain of sulfuric plasma bursts. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those not fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming pits. We laughed as one as several thousands years of cultural development were wiped out in a single blundering instant. Gorged on guts and gouged out eyes Captives fill the breeding hive. Desecrate their sovereign world Bloated bloody drunken churl Cultures crumble, races die Stench of maggots fills the sky Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch Pretty soon we'll brake for lunch Later, as we flew through deep space, ritually disembowelling our victims, the navigator informed us we had attacked the wrong planet. Ha ha ha ha ha! <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>