---=DSP-DSP-DSP=--- DEAD SMOKING PUNX ---=PRESENTS:=--- DSP MINIMAG - ISSUE 002 THIEVERY AND/OR GENERAL MONEYMAKING By: Johnny Rotten Many days have I, or people i am associated with sat back, and wondered, and thought, and gone through all the possible ways that exist to make, earn, steal, GET, cash. I have given the subject a little thought, and have broken Moneymaking down into a few catagories. 1. LEGITIMATE WORK 2. ILLEGITAMATE WORK 3 THIEVERY / BURGLARY D. COUNTERFIETING 5. FARMING Okay, lets begin with Category 1, Legitimate work. This involves getting off your haunch every day, and moseying on down to the local news stand, picking up a paper and going through the want ads every day, this can be slow, and if you jump too fast you could be sorry. I do not recommend this method of moneymaking, A possible Legit / Illegit work/job combo is always a nice possiblity, although hard to maintain. Alltogether, pros in this category are: steady cash, planned hours Cons are: Hard work, labor, asshole supervisors CATEGORY 1 RATING: Joke Category 2 presents a much wider range of opportunity. Illegitamate work can be anything from Credit Carding, to Selling drugs. Carding, there are many ways to go around it, from Mailboxing(see DSP001) to stealing peoples wallets and breaking into cars. Selling drugs, well, this can take a little capital and alot of trusted friends to get started. But once your up there, the money keeps coming in, as long as you arent stupid. Some General Tips for the selling of drugs: 1. Your first priority is contacts, without a steady supply of any drug at any given time, you will be labelled an unreliable dealer, and your customers will stray. 2. Maily, once you begin selling, your most important goal is turnover, you want to get rid of as much of the shit as you can, as fast as you can, who cares if your only making so much money because your selling it all, you make somthing, anything, go back and buy whatever it was you had to begin with. Turnover: sell quick, make money. 3. Caution!! Watch your ass, especially if you are in a 3 strike felony offense area, operating with felony material. You want to minimize risk time always, risk time is that vital point in a deal or transaction, this could be anything from meeting someone somewhere, or driving the goods from one place to another. Risk time is important, this is the time, that if you get busted, you get busted. 4. Finally, you want to watch most of all, your consumption.. I have seen many a crank dealer sniff his life and profits away, or a fry dealer watches his sheet fly to asgard. Anyway, dont do your selling goods. If you want to get high, save somthing aside in a personal sack, that you smoke of, and all the rest, dont touch. So, if you have the capitol, contacts & courage to enter this field of work, please do so, the world needs our help to increase the drugflow and crush the war on drugs, this is still a free country (at least thats what were told) so lets do what we want to. Pros: Lots of new friends, Good money, High alot Cons: Enemies, Legal Binds, Bad deals, addiction CATEGORY 2 RANKING: Decent Career Oooh the fun stuff, Thievery and Burglary, haha. Ok, now, where shall i start House entry? Opening cars? Mugging Old people? The Hijacking of an ambulance? Hmmm.. so Much to tell here, I guess Ill try to break the category into smaller ones. 1. Armed robbery 2. Mugging 3. Breaking & Entering 4. Con/Fraud 5. Counterfieting ARMED ROBBERY: Good targets for armed robbery are those small liqour store along an old rarely travelled bypass between highway and interstate. Where at almost any hour of the day or night you can be guarenteed privacy. A Firearm is always the best choice for armed robbery, a knife, or a bat gets a little too personal, and who knows... Even bruce lee worked in a fast food place when he was younger. So you want to play it safe, and give the victim no chance to do ANYTHING. RISK: You get more years in jail for using a gun, and i could go as fas as to tack charges for an unregistered firearm, and possible deaths linked to its history. In any case, for the actual crime, the safest way for you, is to insure your success, and safety. Like always however, nothing is free, and that insurance could cost you if it doesnt pay off. You want to get into the place when it is empty, get the clerk somewhere that he can be totally seen, and cannot do anything harmful or endangering to you. Have him open the register, keeping his hands in your view at all time. If the time of day permits, have him open the safe. In any case, armed robbery can be simple and proffitable. IMPORTANT!!: HIDE YOURSELF! Be it with a bandanna and a baseball cap or the ol faithful ski mask, dont let them see you or any outstanding features about you, wigs, false facial hair, and weight displacing clothing are a plus. MUGGING... Mugging is delicate. Because you are taking many chances, at a great risk to yourself and others. Who knows if someone is going to fight back, or submit passively. How are you supposed to tell if someone in a car, or worse, a cop happened to drive/pass by and decided to help the victim. You MUST excercize great caution when performing this form of theft. Multiple people, on foot, with clubs, or other blunt objects is good, and the hunting ground is always one of the most important things. You want somewhere that is not very well travelled. An alley behind a bar, or a dark parking lot near a movie theatre. TAKE YOUR VICTIM BY SURPISE!! Sneak up on them, take them down from or, pin thim somewhere. In any case, you want them to be afraid. Scare tactics are alot in this type of personal crime. You want them to know that at any moment, you could end thier ride on planet earth. Be hostile, be crazy, foam at the mouth, hit them in non vital places if they seem resistant, get them passive, and get thier goods! Jewelry, wallets, watches.. always ditch the wallet, and id. keep cash, and cards if you know what to do with them. Breaking and entering... This is a broad topic. I have known burglars who were into housing, and people who went so far as to steal a monte carlo and drive it through the front of the store that they wanted to rob. Successfully. How? they knew what they were doing, and executed fast, flawless burglaries. The Target: Wherever it is, you want to know how fast police respond on the scene, you can go about this in many ways.. Throw a rock through a window of a store in the area. And wait, hide somewhere safe, and watch. Time how long it takes for anyone to show up, and get your general idea. Now that you have a timeframe to work with, you can get to scheduling. You want to be hidden, as mentioned in the ARMED ROBBERY section earlier. Also, you want to find the path of least resistance. Meaning, doors that can be opened more quietly and easier than a window, or splintering wood. A few proven methods: take fat rolls of duct tape and tape a small window, cover the whole thing , and then bat it out with somthing, and it will prevent the sounds of the shatter, and glass falling all around. Once in you dont want everything. Just the pricy shit. Jewelry, cash, small vid/computer/stereo shit. Silver, anything that can be hocked and not traced to you. Get in get out. Your operation must be complete at least 2-3 full minutes before the time of arrival, of the police. GET THE HELL OUT. Finally here in the Robbery section, we have con and fraud. This as well, is a large area to cover in a mini newsletter. When i was ten years old, i was going door to door, collecting money for funds that were well, lets say... hard to get info on. And it worked, as a kid i recieved a good little living off my door to door collecting, the only problem, is that a kid can go only so far on foot, and then he has no more ground to cover. You can only work the same customer once. Then you gotta wait awhile, let em forget. This could also be as proffitable as posing as door to door jewelry salespersons, around christmas time, and show them your catalog full of things, nice things, have them choose what they want, and either take payment beforehand, or if they insist on COD, purchase less expensive costume jewels, and give them thier merchandise. I could go on and on, but im sure you get the general idea. So ill leave it at that... Pros: GOOD Money, plenty of opportunity cons: Legal Implications, self at risk, botched jobs Counterfieting! haha, this is a smaller area, with many possibilities. (sorry if im droning on, but my fool friend joined the navy, and his going away party is happening, and this dark ale is just... well, lets continue..) False photo copied dollars have been known to work in arcade machine change makers, Ive used this method with some success, as well as with soda machines. Photocopied dollars, with the right pigment, and placement, work! I have questioned the practicality of locating a paper with similar qualities to that of money, and scan and save money to images and lasetjet with the same coloration as cash onto the similar paper. I have heard of it done, but to date have not seen any of the bills so my knowlege is lacking in that area. In any case, every now and then you may locate someone who will trade you a certain ammount in real cash for twice the ammount in GOOD counterfiet. That can be good if you just need spending cash... it is rarely detected, and if you do get caught, you can always blame it on someone "who gave it to you as change at some mini mart" Pros: If you got the connections, lots of cash cons: extreme federal offense FARMING! Producing your own drugs for Big $$! There are a few different things you can do yourself to produce drugs and make cash. You can grow weed, skunk, make hash, brew lsd, move nitrus, go so far as to make crank and sell coke, but i dont advise large quantity dealing in these areas, it is far too great a risk, and you can make the same money other less dangerous ways. Growing weed: You will need a few things to do this, like High compression sodium lights that rotate between day and night phases at an accelerated rate to make the plant grow, you will want to keep the seeds in a wet paper towel until they sprout, and i always kept mine in a small pot after they first sprouted, with hellatiously fertile soil, and once they got to a decent size id put them in the green house to sprout. You want to sprout alot of plants, because you want to seperate mail from female, if a male plant spends too long around a female, it could fertilize her, and she would be germinated, and seedy as a result. Move those males out of there asap! Let those females get big green and budding.. A good 3 month accelerated growth plant will get you around a pound to as much as two. ACID! There are alot of text files out concerning making acid at home, using morning glory seeds, and alchahol. Contrary to popular belief, this is not LSD, but a very similar sistem chemical known as LSA. Its effects are nearly the same so it will do. I will include one of these texts produced by an independent author With credits to them, to save me having to type it all out myself... ---------------------------->EXERPT<------------------------------------------- |||||||||||||||--> The Wonder Trip > Making LSD In The Kitchen! ||||||||||||||| |209\/431-3026| By Misto & Overlord |209\/438-4730| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 12 - 17 - 86 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| LSD In The Kitchen! Somthing To Do For Those People That Like To Stay Home and Be Sick! First of All, All were doing is extracting the lysergic acid amides either from morning glory (Yeah! Those things your mom's growing in the front yeard!) or Hawaiian wood rose seeds...Prepared in the kitchen... 1) Grind up 150 grams of morning glory seeds or baby hawaiian wod rose seeds. 2) In 130 cc. of petroleum ether soak the seeds for two days. 3) Filter the Solution thru a tight screen 4) Throw away the liquid and let the seed mush dry. 5) For two days allow the seed mush to soak in 110 cc. of wood alchohol. 6) Filter the solution again, saving the liquid and labeling it "1". 7) Resoak the mush in 110 cc. of wood alcohol for two days 8) Filter and throw away mush. 9) Add the liquid fromf the second soak to the solution labeled "1". 10) Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and allow to evaporate. 11) When all the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum remains. This should be scraped up into capsules. 30 Grams Of Morning Glory Seeds = One Trip 15 Hawaiian Wood Rose Seeds = One Trip many Companies Coat their seeds in toxic chemicals, it is best to buy them from a wholesaler...Like My Friend Chong- Chong's Nursery And Flowers P.O. Box 2154 Honolulu, Hawaii Go For it.... o / _._ /\/\ i \ | O / /\ \/ \/ E |` L <> |` D Oh Yeah, That Was 209-431-3067 not 3025!! Pirates Cove Sux ------------------------------->END<------------------------------------------- Anyway, thats that, and you can sell that shit for a bundle in capsules or across paper while in liquid form. I have never found acid to be in great shortage, yet at the same time its always so easy to sell.... Anyway, Thats all for this month , End November, enter COLD SHIT. Keep your eyes open soon for DSP003 New and improved ways to get your roomate to kill themselves! Until Later rotten