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    (D)irty (H)ypodermic (M)agazine is to inform other phreakers, hackers, 
and anrchists of info they may find interesting. The authors are Sparkplug 
and Dragonfly. If you would like to reach us with ideas for future issues 
we can be reached at boards at the end of this issue. We hope you enjoy 
reading this as much as we enjoyed making it. Our first issue is a tribute 
to the great word FUCK.


FUCK is an incredible word that can be used in many ways, such as....

A noun....              "That guy is a FUCK."
A transitive verb....   "I FUCKed her."
A passive verb....      "I don't give a FUCK."
An adjective....        "She is FUCKing beautiful."
An adverb....           "She is a terrific FUCK."

It can be used in....

Greetings....           "How the FUCK are you?"
Fraud....               "I got FUCKed by a car dealer."
Dismay....              "Fuck it!"
Trouble....             "Shit, I'm FUCKed now."
Aggression....          "FUCK you."
Disgust....             "FUCK me."
Confusion....           "What the FUCK????"
Difficulty....          "I don't understand this FUCKing business."
Despair....             "FUCKed again."
Incompetence....        "He FUCKed up everything!"
Displeasure....         "What the FUCK is going on?"
Lost....                "Where the FUCK are we?"
Disbelief....           "UnFUCKingbelievable!"
Retaliation....         "Up your FUCKing ass!"

FUCK in anal descriptions....   "He is a FUCKing asshole."
FUCK in telling time....        "Its five FUCKing thirty."
FUCK in business....            "How did I wind up with this FUCKing job?"
FUCK in maternity....           "MotherFUCKer."
FUCK in politics....            "FUCK Clinton."

Many great and legendary people used FUCK in their final words....

Custer....              "Where did all these FUCKing Indians come from?"
Mayor of Hiroshima....  "What the FUCK was that?"
Captain of the Titanic.."Where is all this FUCKing water coming from?"


I hoped you liked our first issue of DHN, and don't forget to go up to 
someone and say the DHN motto, "FUCK you!"



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