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\'x.X'             Cult of the Dead Cat Communications (c) 1995
=(___)=    dis b3 dah mayn3 CdC paluz!@# w0rd, h3r3'z da fyl3z nigga!@#
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    .   "we reak 3lyt3n3$z"     "we kick big fuk3n a$z 3v3ryday!@# mack!@"
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THE INTERNET MONKE3Z

WE WERE GIVEN A TIP THAT A GUY NAMED TIM WAS IN ILF. SO WE BRAINSTORMED AND
FIGURED OUT THAT TIM == THE INTERNET MONKE3Z.

THE INTERNET MONKE3Z:
(SUNG TO THE MONKEES SONG..)
HEY HEY WE'RE THE INTERNET MONKEES, AND WE DON'T MONKEY AROUND.
WE JUST HACK UNIX, AND WE LIKE TO PATCH SYSLOGD.
HEY HEY WE'RE THE INTERNET MONKEES, AND WE AREN'T SCRIPT KIDDIES.
WE LIKE TO MAILBOMB PEOPLE AND HAVE SEX WITH K0D3 KIDDI3Z!

TIM = THE INTERNET MONKE3Z = ILF? WHO KNOWS..