********************************* | R O C K A R T Z - 9 4 ********************************* | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *********************************|byAristotle ******************| ****************|PROZACANTHEM-Thenamemay ***************|notmeanagreatdealtoalot ***************|ofyou,buttoothers,you'll ***************|catchthiswaveI'mridingand ****************|knowexactlywhatI'mtalking ******************|about! *************************| *************************|Songswithdepressingmelodies *************************|havebeenandwillalwaysbe *************************|apartoflife,butIcanonly *************************|rememberahandfulthatworkon *********************************|thereallydeeprecessesofthe *********************************|mind.'COMEASYOUARE'by *********************************|Nirvanna,'BLACK'byPearlJam, ********************|and'NOQUARTER'byLedZeppelin ******************|areamongsomeofthetopinmy *****************|book.Sure,thereareothers, *****************|buthaveyoueverreallystopped ******************|toseewhatthesesongswereall ********************|about?Imean,theonesfrom *******************|PearlJamareawesomefortheir ******************|abilitytoreachdeepintoyour *****************|brainandgetyouthinkabout ****************|differentthingsfromthepast, ***************|present,andthefuture.Isit **************|goodtodothat?Lookatwhat *********************************|happenedtoKurtCobain;mixa *********************************|afewyearsofsmack,24houra *********************************|daymusiclike,ComeAsYouAre, ********************|runningthroughhismind,and ****************|theonsetofaverysuccessful ************|musiccareer,it'snowonderto **********|anyonethatheoffedhimself. **********|Thinkaboutitforamoment! **********|Knowingthatashotgunisfully **********|loadedandunderyourchin,and **********|YOURfingerisonthetrigger. **********|Youfeelyourheartbeatingin ************|yourthroatasyoucontemplate **************|thefinalmomentsofyesorno ********************|inyourmind-youknowthatif *********************************|youtwitch,there'snoturning *********************************|back-willIfeelit-isthis *********************************|real-amIherenoworamI ***********|seeinghowIdiddoit-and ***********|then,youpullthetrigger.In *******************|the3/100thsofasecondbefore *************************|theexplosionofgasesripsinto ************************|thelowerpartsofyourface, ************************|whereisyourmind-areyou ************************|afraid-yes,itstoolate,but ************************|whatamIabouttofeel-canI *************************|movefastenoughtostopthis? ******************|Nowthefirstrushoftheblast ***********|isnowrippingitswayintoyour ***********|face-OhGod,Idofeelit,you *********************************|think-youknowdeathisonly *********************************|aflickeroflightaway,yetyou *********************************|alreadyknowyourdeadandyou *****************************|areafraidbecauseitisnotthe ***************************|deathyouthought!YOUAREALIVE *************************|inspiritandyounowseethe ***********************|endofwhatitwasthattookyou ***********************|outofthisworld-thesplit ***********************|secondfromthisworldtothe *******************|nextshowsyouthesceneover ***************|andover.Nowthelightsbegin *******************|tofade-acalmsettlesinas *******************|youseethelightfadelikea *********************|settingsun-acoldandstill ***********************|numbradiatesthoughyourevery ***************************|bone-silenceapproacheswith *********************************|deafnessofbeingsubmergedin *********************************|deepwater.Youhearamuffled *********************************|cryinthebackgroundfromthe **************************|soulsofthelivingwhocall ***************|yournamewhileallthetimenot ****************|knowingthatyouhavedonethis *************************|toyourself.Andsuddenly,as *************************|quicklyasyousawyourselfgo, *************************|youawakenfromthedeepdreams *************************|ofsuicide,onlytofindthegun *************************|inyourhand,asitwerewhen *************************|youfirstbeganthisjourney ****************|insideyourself.Startledbythe ***************|realizationthatyou'restill **************************|alive,youflinch,butthistime *********************************|youreliveyourdreamforreal! *********************************| *********************************|.......Aristotle LifeOn#ViRUS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ARiSToTLE/NuKE'94 Whoahdude!It'sliketotallybogusupthereinCyberspace!Itook myfirsttripuptherelastweekandhavenowsuccessfullylogged 34.3hoursontheIRC.Ooooo!Ahhhhh!TheLandofTheELiTE, HarborofTheHeavies,CorralorTheCool,AbodeofTheAwesome! Atrulyradicalplace...solike,whatdoyadothere,Mr.Wizard? Well,I'lltellya!FolksliketheaforementionedPyscho-Hose-Beast canbefoundrunningamuck,ChumpCityBluessysop,Tallywacker,is onthere...Lot'sofneatshit!Infact,someWaY-K00Lscriptsare includedinthispuppyincaseyoueverneedtogothere.These guysareusedforallmannerofstuff...Like,FloodInsurance, LamerKickz,MessageLogging,Cool-CryptoNewSpeak,andsoon! Youreallygottabetheretoappreciatealltheneatshitthough. Anyhow,whilegrazinginapastureoflittletwits,Ifoundout thatyoucanlike,bogusyourinfo,sopeoplewon'tknowwhoyou areandwhereyou'recallingfrom.Thisamust!You'veneverseen suchatargetrichenvironmentforagoodflamewartobreakout! Hencethename'POUNDViRUS'(#virus)...Ireckoncuzafterafew minutesofsomeonelikeTallywacker,youwannadriveoverand '''POUND'''hisfuckingass! Ah,butitdoeshaveitsgoodside!Youcandoamegasuckonsome majorfilesintherewithoutanyoneeverknowingaboutit!Like, totalfilesuckagetothemax!We'retalkingmaximumleachagehere- thedownloadingofanentireHDinseconds!Ah,butthenagain... Ifyou'repatheticandonlyhavea2400bpsmodem,youjustmade yourserversitefilthyrichinFunkWare!Youreckonthey'll likeyouforthat:) Naturally,afterbeinginthethickofsomeflamewarsofbiblical proportions,IdecidedthatTHISwastheplaceforme!There isnothingmoresatisfyingthantoseeweakdickpeoplewhopossess notacommandoftheQueen'sEnglish,godowninsheerandutter disgrace!Moooowahahahahaha....Get'emsopissedofthatthey dreamaboutyouseeingyoudead,naked,andonfire! Sopeople,dothisonesimplethinginlifebeforeyouturnblack andcroak...Spend$20bucksonanInternetsitethatoffersIRC andjoininthefun,butbecareful!It'saddictiveashell........ Lookmeup;ariaxis@infi.net THECHESTERFIELDHILLBILLIES [ThemeSong] Well,lemmetellyalil'storyboutaboynamedTripp... ApoorRichmonddwellerandamudslingerfromthehip! Thenonedaywhileshootin'setsandblues... Cameabubb-linupofyesterday'sfood! Hurl,thatis! Dirtymold! Regurgy-Tea... Well,thefirstthingyaknow, Ol'Tripp'sadyin'there! Kinsfolkssaid,'Movehimouttahere!'! SotheyloadedupthetruckandwenttoChickahominy! River,thatis! Blacktar, cesspools, andfullofTB! [BriefNarration] WejoinourhillbillyfriendsasTrippFrumpetisabouttomarry hislonglostlove,thelovelypsycho-hose-beast,TreeTrunkMary. 'Dearlybloved,wearegatherheeruhinsightofMcAfeeandAssc. tojointogether,thiswimpandhispsycho-hose-beast,inmoldy matrimony'... DoYOU,Tripp,withyoursemiconicalheadbobbingeversoslightly fromsidetoside,takethispsycho-hose-beasttobeyouraweful wife?Tolove,honor,cherish,andobey,tillshewhipsyourass anddeparts? Derrrrrrrrrruhhh,huh?Oh,yeah,shoredo,Parson! DoYOU,TreeTrunkMary/Psycho-hose-beast,withyoutitssagging eversograciouslytotheground,leavingtracksinthedirtasyou plowinthetobaccofields...,takethisbuffoontobeyouraweful husband?Tohumb,scrump,andlay,tillyouwhiphisassanddepart? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh,humpa,humpa, humpa,humpa... Uh,'scusemeDeaconJones,wouldyouputtheleashbackonthe psycho-hose-beastuntilAFTERtheysmurried?Thankya! Nowthen,ahyeah...DoyouTreeTrunkMary*&#&@*#*@ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!ArrrrghAyyyeeeeha...pummel,pummel,scrumpa, humpa... Weeeeeldoggies,Parson!Wouldyoulookat'emgettingafterit? ..andrightcheerintheparsonageto!Lawdy... STATIONBREAK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hifriends!Howlonghasitbeensinceyou'vehadabigol'bite ofsomesouthernFRIIIIIIEDchicken?Wellsir,nowyoucangetall allyoucaneatat,'Pyscho-Hose-BeastsFriedChickenandLips'! Foronly$2.98listentowhatyouget! 2tinybreastsand2humongousthighs AheapingofmashedpotatoescoveredinaHOTsmegmagravy! AlargefrothymugofMilwaukee'sBeast and...forthekiddieswhoarefinickyasshit,wewillsubstitute the2tinybreastsfor2Underweardeviledhamsandwiches! Whenyouorderat'Psycho-Hose-Beast's',allyougottasayis.. ForChickenLegs...Legme! ForChickenBreasts...Breastme! andforChickenFingers...Fingerme! Y'allcomeondownnow,yahere! Daddy,DADDY,hepme!HEPME!... Wasswrong,Tripp???IsthePsycho-Hose-Beasthurtin'yaagin? NoDaddy...It'smommathistime!Thedoctortoldherto'prick myboil',butshetryingtoboilmyprick!Shedonescaldedmy sister'sfacerealbad! ...joinusnexttimewhenwehearTrippsay... Iain'teatingthatshityoucooked,TreeTrunk...Ittasteslike anunwasheddick! [TechnicalNote] **SetsandBlues**isaslangnameformainlining Talwin(Pentazocine)andanAnti-Histimine. Aristotle'scommentsareprefixedwith'::' [EchoesofConspiracy] ::wooo!spookyname:) ByFireCracker ::akaTallywacker YouhavenoideahowmanytimesthisweekIhavebeenasked'IsJohn Buchanonanarc?'WellIcannotreallysayhonestlyyesornotoanyone whohasaskedthisquestion.TheonlythingIcanofferthereaders& friendsistheopportunitytoseeforthemselvesalltheinformationand leteachandeveryonedecideforthemselveswhatistruthandwhatis false. ::Shouldn'tthatbe,TRUEorFALSE?Hmmm,suckenglish,Tripp! RoundOne: ---------- IhaveknownAristotleAKAJohnBuchanonforabout2yearsnow. Iwasverymuchtakeninbyhissocialengineeringskillsanddidnot realizehowmuchhelikedtohavecontroloversomeoneuntilhehad backstabbedsomeofmyfriends. ::yes!ImasteredinitMr.'NoSelf-Esteem'Lemming InthebeginningwhenIfirststartedtotalkto'Aristotle'(Onmy dime!),myheadwasfilledwith'Doyouknowthisperson?..Wellhe/sheisa av'erandthispersonandthispersonandthisperson..etcetcetc' ::buttheshitwastrue,wasn'tit:)andyouphreakedthecallsTripp, sothedimeissueisamootpoint! IstoppedcallinghimonaregularbasisafterIgottiredofthe politicalcrapthathekeptoninsistingontryingtodrillinmyhead. ::youwilldoexactlyasIsay!WhenIcounttothree,youwillbecome aweak-dickperson! ::1...2...NOTYET!Ihaven'tfinishedcounting!SoIcheated... you'realreadyaweak-dickperson...Moooooowahahahahahaha! Istartedtalkingtohimagaininthesummerof93'.Atthistimeperiod JohnwastheNuKENETUSAHQ.FunnythoughIhaveneverseenaHUBona anetworkhavetohavetheNetworkModerator(RockSteady)pollhimbecause hecouldnotcallout. ::socialengineering,Tripp...socialengineering:) Ourtimeonthephonewasnodifferntthanbefore.Hewasalittleupset thatNuKEhadnotdoneanythingsinceVCLbesidesinfojournals. ::morelikelaughing,butperceptioniswhatreallymattershere! HewantedtoknowifIwantedtohelphimstartagroup.Isaidsurewhyno ::hmmm,ayearearlier,youwerelearyofmysocialengineering!Nowlook atyou.Where'sthetruth,Tripp?Saywhatyoumean! HesaidletsusethenameNuKE.IsaidhuhuJohnthatnameisliketaken remember.Hesaid'Whocares..letsdoitanyway'IsaidnawwIthink I'llpassdude. ::So,Itookit!Mooowahahahahaha! Istartedtothinkaboutthis.AroundthistimeperiodIhadnotreceived anymailfromtheNuKENETin23DAYS!SoIcalledJohnandaskedhimwhat wasup..AnswersIgotwere'..Notmuchgoingonthenetrightnow'or' Mustbesomethingwrongbetweenyouandthebbsyouarepolling'SoI calledRockSteadyupandsaid'SOMETHINGAN'TRIGHT!,Iwanttopollthe ::narq???Hmmm,pot,kettle,black??? WHQ(CyberneticViolence)'andwithinanhourIwaspollinggettingabout 350kofmessagesIneverhadseencomeacrossthenet.Icalledtheboard (oneofJohnsguru's)Iwasgettingfeedfromandtoldthesysopnotto packmailforme..IwasgettingitstraightfromCanada.Johncalledme withinanhourofthisandwasextremlypissed,andsaidthatIwaswalking onhisfeetandscrewingallhisplansup.'Isaidwhatplansarethese John?'Hetoldmethat'IamgoingtokickCanadaandoverseasoutof thenetandtakeitover.'SoIbasicallytoldhimtogetalifeandto screwoff,whichhedidnotlike.Ireceievedalotofcallsonmyvoice number,afterthis,fromAristotlepawnslike: ::heh,yeahright!Yousaid'screwyou,John'!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nothardly,MrWussy!Youweremorelikefuckingscaredshitless! GeneParisAKAJesusSlutFucker;Tellsmehewasgoingsetmynameupin theNationalCrimeComputerasbeingwantedforchildmolestationandhe wouldbelaughingatmeinjail.IamsurprisedthatJohnactually associatedhimselfwithsomeonewhowasacocaineaddict,wasrunning aroundtexascrashbbsandmadethisarequirementtojoinhislittle terroristgroup.Rumorshavepointedmeastheindiviualwhoturned Geneinbutthisisanuntruth.Gene,likeanidiot,triedtouploada virustotheNCCandreceivedaphonecallafterhegotdonethatsaid, 'Wegotyou'andthatwastheendofGene. ::Gene,whoserealnameisPaskalParis,wasaregisterednurseandnot justsomecocaineaddict!Youknowthis!AndeveryoneintheVxknows thisaswell.WouldhehavetrashedyouonNCIC?Ibelieveso,butwe willneverknow,willwe?AndwithreferencetotheRUMORSthatYOU turnedhimin...Shit,Tripp...YouTOLDGenehimselfthatyouwere goingtodothis!Yeah,GeneDIDuploadavirustoNCICandreceived acalllessthan1minuteafterhavingdoneso...Theysaid,'Gotcha!' Oh,andBTW...it'snotovertillGeneissatisfiedthatyoudidn't snitchhimoff!Rememberthat,Tripp!You'reproblemlieswithhim! Questiononmymind,didsomeoneurgehimonandthensethimup? Havefuninjailmoron! ::That'stostorybooktypical.Whytossagoodsoldierunderatank? A'Hacker';whotellsmehehashackedJohnsbbsandgotmyvoicenumber fromJohn's'pretend'netwherehehadsupposedlypostedit.Istilldo notknowwhatthepurposeofthiscallwas.Whowasthisthatcalledme John? ::Heh!Yeah,a16yearoldkidthatthree-wayedthecalltoaskyousome questions:)He'snotahacker...Aphreakermaybe,butcertainlynot ahacker!Whowasit?...inyourwildestdreams,Trippymyboy:) Jackel;ThisguyisTKO'ednoneedtogoingreatdetailshere! ::Nicecallthere,Mr.LineJudge:)I'madifferentplayer,homeslice! RoundTwo: ----------- ::moredribble! InAprilof1993,AfriendofminewascallingdifferntH/P/C/V/T/A/R/G/... bbs'slookingforvirusesandcameacrosssomeboardthatwasintocredit cardexchange.Helookedaroundabitandconsequentlysawhisbrothers creditinfoposteduponthisbbs.Heaskedthesysoptoremoveitand wastoldtoFUCKOFF.Myfriendsaidoklet'sdancemr.sysopandcalled theUnitedStatesSecretServiceaboutthisbbs.Therewassupposedtobe ameetingthefollowingday.Hetoldhisparents,myself,andJohn.Around 10:00thedayofthemeeting,myfriendcalledmetotellmetheSecret Servicecalledhisvoicemailboxandleftamessagethatsaid'Weheard youtoldsomepeopleaboutourmeetingandwefindthisunacceptable, thereforewearecancellingourmeeting'Wewerenotsureofthereason andknewwhosaidsomethingbutdidnotknowwhy.AyearlaterAristotle toldmyfriendthathewastheonewhocalledthesecretservicebecause hewantedto'protect'himfromanythingbadhappeningtohim.When confrontingAristotleaboutthisIwasaskedwheredidIreceivethis infofrom,IrefusedtotellhimbutIdidsaythatIwastoldaboutthis incidentfromtwodifferentparties.Myquestionisstillunansweredas oftoday.WhatwhereyouprotectinghimfromJohn? ::OkTripp,I'llmakeadealwithyou!Youcoughupthenameofthisdude inthenextpublicationofyourFagRag,andI'llansweranyquestions aboutthisalledged'goodsamaritan'actIdid.Deal? RoundThree: ------------ JohnandmyselflockedhornsagaininlateMarch(1994).AfellowNuKE ::Lockedhorns???HAHAHAHAHAHAHASoundslikeasubliminalhomodesireyou have,Tripp!HAHAHAHAHA memebercalledandletmeinonsomerealsweetinformationaboutAristotle ::Likewhat?Theflavorofmypenisorsomething? andthefactthathemightbeaninformantofsomekind.Johnknewthat somethingwasupandgotonthehornwithjustaboutallofustotellus thatthisinformationshouldnotbepublished.Iprobablyspentabout5 hourstotallisteningtoJohnexplainthattherewerealotofcrazypeople intheworldandthatthisinformationmightleadsomeoneintothinkhe wasaninformant/narc/whateverandthattheymightcomeandhurthis family.ItriedtoexplaintoJohnthatthesamethinghadhappento ::Noshit,youlittleassipe!Butthat'sokay,becausewe'vealready discussedthe'Ifyoudo,Ido'scenarios..Youdid...Iwill:) meatthehandsofoneofhisDisciples(Jackel)byhimrealeasing'The HopperMainnaFiles'outonwareznetstellingindividualsIhadbustedhis CousinParisforphreakingandthisisthenumbertheyshouldcalltofuck withmeatwork.ItoldJohnthatalltheseWaReZguru'shadmyinfoand weretoldIwasanarcbutnothinghappened,excepteveryonegotakickout oflisteningtoallmightyjackeltalkonaspeakerphoneatwork.Ifound thattryingtoshowJohnthecloserelationshipwithmyexampleandhisonl encouragedmorescreaminginmyear!IreadovertheinformationIreceived anditisquiteinterestingandIreallywishIcouldshareitwithyouher butitisnotmyinformationtoshareandIamsurewhentheownerwantsit tobereleasedhewilldoso. Thelastestinfo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well,IhavetodisagreewithScreamingRadishinthefactthatIdonot thinkheisonthetopofJohn'sshitlistanymorebecauseofaincident thathappenedinearlyApril.Itseemsthatheisextremlypissedatthe factthatsomeonefollowedhisbutttoworkonedayanddidsomechecking inontheeverydaylifeofaristotle.Hefinallysawwhatitwaslikewhe someonepulledthesameinfogatheringchildishshitonhim.Iwastoldon ::andIlaughedinyourfacedidn'tI,Tripp! thephonebyJohnthathewasgoingtocometomyworkandgrabmefrom behindmydeskandstompeveryfuckingtoothoutofmymouth.Unknownlyat thetimeIwasrecordingthiswholething.ItoldJohnthattheonlyreason thatitwasdonetohimwastoproveaharmlesspointthatitisnotfun whenthetablesareturned. ::Nope!YousaidyouwerenottapingtheconversationwhenIaskedyou! Ahwell-Youlied:)BTW,thewayitwassaidwas,'Ifyoukeepfucking withmeandpissmeoffbadenough,IwillcometoRichmond,snatchyour narrowassoutfrombehindyourdesk,andstompallyourfuckingteeth outofyourskull'!-Let'snotminimizethetoneofthatstatement:) Sotoanswerthequestion...IsJohnaFed?Iwouldsaynoheisnota truefedbutsomeonewhoislookingforagovermentjobandmayleak informationtofriendstotryandboosthischancesatanoppertunity. ::Because,Tripp..Youdon'thavetheballstosayit!Youneedsomeone elsetodoyourdirtywork! 'SowhatFC,doesitmatterifJohnisturninginhackers?Doyousay thatyouareinsupportoftheactivityofpeopledoingeviland mischeviousthingswithcomputers,telecommunications,credit,and electronictresspassing?' ::Nowit'sonethingtoscrewuptheconceptsofaconversation-Itis anothertodeliberatelymisquoteme!Carefulhomeboy... NoIamnotonewhocondonesthisstuffnordoIthinkitismydutytorun aroundcyberspaceplayingcybercophuntingdownthemeanandevilhackers oftheworld.Ifpeoplearedoingsomethingwrongtheywillgetthem ownselvesintrouble,unlesstheyaregood..Idohaveaproblemthough withsomeonerunningaroundplayingcybernarc,settingpeopleup,erging youngmindson,thenturnaroundandreportthieractionstothierlocal SercretServiceoffice.WhichIdobelievetobethecasehere. ::Ooooo,hesaidit:)Anarq!Moooowahahahahahahaha! Ithink ::NoTripp,youdon'toryouwouldhaveneversaidthatshit:) Johnsbiggestproblemisthathewasdiagnosedwithalearningdisabilty atapostteenageandhasstrongNarsassictendancieswiththeergeto shareitwithusall. ::heh!Yeah!There'snotapersonintheUSthathaseverspokenwith methatwillbuyintothatshit!Butnicetry:) ThenextarticleyoushouldreadisonethatwaswrittenbyMikeParis [C.R.I.S.].Ifoundittobeveryinformativeandansweredsomeofthe unansweredquestionIhad. ::you'dfindaBazookaGumwrapperinformative,Tripp! FireCracker,[FaGG] ::WellthankyouMr.Lewisforyourindepthcharacteranalysisoftheone calledARiSToTLE.Gollygee,spokenlikeareally'InTheKnow'kinda person:) TheFactsAboutAristotleAndHisFriends Aristotle'scommentsareprefixedwith'::' ::Oh,Ialreadylikethisone:) ::factsandallthatshit! ThingsIhaveSeenandheard and ThethingsHeToldMe. ::THISconstitutesFACT? ::Man,youareanIDIOT! By:MichaelParisC.R.I.S FirstofallIdonotagreeinputtingpeopledownorslammingon them.Thisinformationisnotwrittenassuch,itisjusttoserve thoseouttherethatwanttoknowthefactsandhappeningsinthe lastyearbetweenC.R.I.S,MichaelParis,hisfriendsand Aristotle. ^^^^^^^^^ ::The'malohombre'inquestion! Firstsomesimplefactsabouthim.JohnandIatonetimewere prettyclose.Ispentthousandsofdollarsonphonecallstohim, ::YOUmayhavethoughtso:) onanaverageIwouldsayweusedtotalkatleasteverydayfor aboutsixmonthsandasthebillsweregettingworseatleasta coupletimesaweek.Johnalwayshadhisideasandplansandabig egotogowiththem.Ifyouaretalkingtohimnowyouwill understandwhatIsayquitewell. ::Yep!Anegothesizeofmycock:) Hemakesboldstatementsallthetimeandhemakesitsoyouhave toagreewithhim.EverythinghesaysisGospelandyouhaveto agreewithhimorgetaheadache.Iwillgointosomeofthese claimslaterinthisletter.IfyouknowhimortalktohimIurge youtoconsiderthecontentsofthisinformationandpullout(just disappear)whileyoucan. ::HAHAHAHA!CanIusetheheadachepartsometime?Thatwasgood! Youmightsaytoyourselfthatyouknowheisfullofshitbutyou arehavingfunrightnow,andyouareincontrol.Donotbe deceived!Oncehegetshisclawsintoyouitishardtogetaway. Itislikejoiningacult.Itseemstometobeaslowbrain washingprocess.Becareful! ::'SELF'I'mfullofshit,butI'mhavingfun!Hahahahaha... TheCultOfARiSiSM:)Wouldthepeoplebecalled ARiSToTLEiTES? Aristotle'sClaimstoC.R.I.S ------------------------------ WhenCrisfirstbegantoformandtakeshapewemetJohnandbegan toreceivetheNuKEecho'sthroughhim.Wethoughthewasacool guyandinvitedhimtojoin.Itwasnotlongbeforewesawthathe wantedtotakeCrisover,hestartedcomingupwithideasand dictatingtouswhatweweregoingtodo.Thisdidnotlastvery long,butthefactistherethatwestoppedinourtracksandcame torealityofthedirectionwewantedtotake. ::Ah,admittedvictimsofsocialengineering:)Oh,andlook!They're convertnow!!!ThanksMikey! Johnstillinthebackgroundtriedhisbesttogetotherpeople into'his'littleCrisgroupthathestartednaming'institutesof virusresearch'.Wewantednopartofthisorhimatthistime. Ourlasttalkonthetopicwas'whereistheresearch'Johnhadno plansofresearch,itwasjustanameortitletogethimfarther inhisgames,heneverwantedtobelegitinwhathewasdoing. ::HAHAHAHAHAHA!Andtheydidtoo!Therewaslike6ofthemintheUS:) Everythinggoodhastooriginatewithhim!Heisthemaster,the creatorofallgoodthings,butifyouknowhimyouknowwhatI mean. ::Yes,Mike.YouHAVEseenthelight:) DidyouknowthatALLvirusesgetuploadedtoJohn(FIRST)before anyotherVXboardwillgetthemJohnalreadyhadthem.Didyou knowthatALLthevirusesoutthereontheotherVXboardsarefrom Johnandthatifitwasnotforhimtheywouldnothavethem? DidyouknowthatJohnknows(everyone)thatissomebody?(BothAV andVX) ::Please,I'mblushing:) DidyouknowthatJohnisaheadofeveryone?(smartestguyinthe world) ::Hmmm,TrippsaidIhadalearningdisability!Y'allshouldcolaborate morewhenwagingapropagandacampaignonsomeone:) DidyouknowthatheknowsALLthatisgoingonin(EVERY)group andALLinfocomestohimfirst? JOHNANDTHEFEDS ----------------- Lifewasnicewithouttalkingtohimforawhile,howlongcould thislast?Notlongatall.Therewasafriendofafrienddown hereawhileagothatIgotacallon.Thecallwassimpleand sweet,Tellhimtostopwhatheisdoing,orheisgoingtoget busted.Icalledhisfriendandhisfriendcalledhimtowarnhim. ::eruh,youmeanSARAGORDON! NextcomesacallfromJohn.(Mr.Fed)Whogaveyouthisinfo! Someone'sgoingtohang!'Iwillfindoutwholeakedthis information!''IwillcalltheheadofAT&Tsecurityandheads willroll''Wewillfindoutwhodidthis''Ithadtobesomeone internalwithconnections'. ::Oh,butMikey,youleftoutthepartwherethepersonwhotoldyou youaboutTHATpersonalsosaidthat*I*wasresponsible,so sureItoldyouIwasgoingtoresearchitasdeeplyasIcould bytellingthefolksatAT&Tthatsomeoneinyourfamily(according) toYOU,hadgivenyouthisinformation!Itwasanarmtwisting situationwhereIwasholdingthisoveryourheadthatyouwould eithertellmewhosaidthisshitoryouwouldburntheperson ontheinsideforhavingleakedinformationonanongoing investigation!Ah,andwhatwastheoutcome?Itwasyour littlebuddySarathatcougheduptheinformationtoyou!I playedyouforweakandIwasright! WhywasJohnsoupsetwiththis?Wellitturnsoutthatthisguy wasbeingusedbybothJohnandanother(Known)FederalAgentto getpeopleconnectedto800conferencesandgetingoodwiththem. ::Ithinkeveryoneknowstheguyyou'retalkingabout,sowithout causinghimanyundogrief,let'saskourselvesthis?Withhim beingwiththeagencyheiswith,whatconnectionistherewith telecommunicationsfraud? FunnythingwasthatJohntoldmehewasupsetwithNukeandtaking itoverbecauseoftheirNuke-Info#7,andalloftheH/P/Astuff inthere,andnowhehasthiskidcallingmeandtwo-wayingthe callillegallysohedoesnothavetopayforthecall. ::Nope!Itwastherecopyingofthe2600magazinethatchappedmy ass,alongwiththetextbookwriteupsonexplosives! ItoldhimNEVERtocallmeinsuchawayagain.Ihaveawifeand children,Idonotneedstufflikethiscomingbacktome! ::Oh,wecanrunaWaReZBBSandendagerourfamilywiththethreat oftotalpropertyseizure,butaphonecallwastoomuch:) FromtalkingtothisguyIfindoutthatheisPhreakingallover thecountryforJohnandhisFEDfriend!Iaskedhimifhewas crazyorwhat!Thenextthingyouseeisthisguyorganizing800 conferencesgettingverywellknownPhreakersonthelinewithJohn andhisFEDfriends.WefigurethatJohnwasusinghimtogetto theothersandmakefriendswiththemandgetthembusted. ::Mike!Didn'tYOUposthisnameandinfointheFIDO'ViRUS_iNFO' echoandtellhimNEVERtocallyouagainbecausehewasbeige boxingonhisneighborshouse?Hmmm,didyouknowthatitwas fromTHATinformationthatAT&Twasabletoplacehimwiththe guiltofmakingthosecalls?Oh,butwecan'ttalkaboutthat canwe:) Johntoldmethathehatedpeoplethatwerephreakers,whyelse wouldhedoit?AndthenJohncallsandisrealmadthatnowhe wantstostop(becausewewarnedhim),Why?Wehelpedruinhis plans! ::Thispartiseventoocorneytocommenton,Mike!Youcansurelyfind abettermotivethanthat! ARSTOTLESBBS-AFEDBOARD? ---------------------------- Thisisontape NowwecometothetimeJohntookhisboarddownandfinallygota job.Butwhatkindofjob?Askhim,Iwasrealfriendlywithhim onedayandhetoldme:) ::Nodenialaboutthat!Yourobsequiousbehaviourishowyoufunction inlife,Mike:)Forthementallyimpaired,thatmeanshewas 'SUCKINGUP'. FirstJohnneededtogetasecurityclearanceforthejobhehas nowwiththefederalgovernment.Heranintosomeproblemswith thisbecausehehaddealingswithsomeneo-naziorganizationin germany.(hesoldtheheadofthisorganizationhisvirus collection)Thefedshadaninvestigationonthis,theytoldJohn thatthiswasaninternationaloffence.itcouldbetermedas espionage.Sellingweaponstotheenemy. ::Unfortunately,Icannotcommentonthis:) CouldthisbewhyhisboardisnowaccordingtoJohn'sanctioned'? ::AH,butthisIcan!...NO! YesJohntookhisBBSdownforabouttwoweeksandthenputitback upagain.Hetoldmehewouldneverputitbackup,thenhetold methathetoldthefedsthathetookitdownforgoodandwould notgetbackintovirusesorBBS'sorthelike.ThenJohnsaid thattheytoldhimtoputitbackup. JohntoldmethatIwasdoingitallwrong,HereatCriswetell peoplewherewearecomingfrom,WeareAVVX,Johnsays,'youare notgoingtogetanymoreuploads''youwouldnotbelievethestuff Iaminto''Iamworkingwith(AVpersonsnameremoved)''weare workingonagovernmentscanner'YesJohntoldmethatheisin constantmeetingswithAV/Governmentpeopleandthathisboardis sanctionedbytheUSGovernment,Hetoldmethatallofhisinfo andvirusesaregivenovertothem. ::HereatCRiS!HAHAHAHAHA!SoundslikeaMobileHomesadvertisment! JOHN/HOWCANYOUTRUSTHIM? ----------------------------- NotlongagotherewassomeonethatJohnwastalkingto,Shewasin VirnetandpassingVirnetandAVinfotoJohn.Shenevergot anythinginreturn,shewasjusttryingtobefriendsandhelpJohn out.SheboughthiscollectionandevenmadefriendswithJohn's wife.ThenonedayJohndecidedhedidnotneedheranymoreso ::SCREEEECH!Stopthebus!We'retalkingaboutthePsycho-Hose-Beast, akaTyphoidMary,akaPamTrexlerof505OffenheimerinLosAlamos NewMexico,arewenot?Yep!Itseemsthatol'TreeTrunkMary haddevelopedquiteahorneyformygoodfriend,TimeLord,(sorry aboutthatdude)!SheranoffuptoPump.Conlastyearandmethim! Damn,thedudecalledmeupandsaid,'John,youknowhowPamsaid shewasalittleuglyandallthat?',Yeah,Ireplied!,'Well, she'sworse'.Mooooowahahahahahahahaha,I'msurprisedthepolice didn'tcomeandarrestmeforlaughingsoloud:)Anyhow...The Psycho-hose-beastwasentrancedbythisyoungandvibrantCanadian 'StudlyHungwell',andshecontinuedtogetallwetandhorneyover hisveryname.HerpelviswouldundulateinHUMONGOUSgirationsat theverythoughtofmakingacandy-barouttaol'TimeLord:) HAHAHAHAHAHA..Sorry!Gotcarriedaway!Man,whatanastypicture thatbringstomind...SoitgoesthatTreeTrunkMaryisdumped intoanoblivionofdestitutionwhenTimeLordtellsherto 'Fuckoff,die,andbefounddead,naked,andonfire'!She immediatelycallsmeupandblamesmefor'tainting'heralledged relationshipwithhim!Somuchso,thatthispsycho-hose-beast startssendingnetmailallovertheworldsayingthatIwassome sortofFederalieorsomething.Herfirstpiecewentouttoone namedScreamingRadish!OfcourseHe'llnevercoptothefact shedidthis,sofuckhim!Thenshebeginsappearingallover theIRCchannelswithmessagesofgloom.doomabouthowIam runningamuck,narqingonfolks..Ohwell...Sogoesthewayof theIRC:)Tosumallthisup...TwomonthsbeforePammie-Poo lostherjobattheLosAlamosNationalLaboratories,shehad calledupalldepressedbecausethecontractcompanywithwhom sheWASemployed,decidednotto're-up'hercontract...Shenow saysthatshewasfiredbecasue*I*calledtheLANLsecurity teamandtoldthemofherviruscollection.Which,BTWshehad purchasedfrommeonLosAlamosNationalLaboratoryletterhead! So,nowthatthatshitisclearedup,pleasecontinueMike! whatdidhedo?Hecalledtheheadofthisnetandtoldonher,I knowthisforafact!Johntoldmeso.Alsosheendeduploosing herjobwithagovernmentcompanybecause(shesaid)Johncalledhe workandtoldonher.Throughtheirwholerelationshipshewas worriedandaskedJohnnottotellpeoplewhoshewasorwhatshe did.Johnpromisednevertotellanyone. ::IshouldhavereaddowntoherebeforeIwroteallthat! Hereitisthough!Readitforyourself... JohnGavemephonenumbersandfilesthatwereneversupposedto getout.Johngavemeinfoonenight(names,addresses,phone numbers,etconallthatboughthiscollectionandthatwereonhis bbs).HegavemeNukemembershomepersonalphonenumbers. ::LikeoverahundredpeopleboughtthemMike!There'snowaythis evertookplace!WeDIDhowever,compareusernamesofthefolks onoourBBSlookingfortheAVmoles! Johnisnowreleasingpersonalinfoonallthatheismadat. ::Notall,Mike!Justthelamemotherfuckerswhoareinvolvedinthis messymudslingingcampaignthatFirecrackerandScreamingRadish havecookedup!Andforwhat...Theuseofthename'NuKE'! Thepointhereisareyougoingtobenext? ::No,butyouronthelist:) YoukeepfeedingJohninfooneveryoneheasksyouto,andinbetween thebreathsheiswritingdownyourinfo,takingscreencaptures, etc..waitingforthedayhedecidesyouareofnouseanymore. Ormaybehewillgetyoubustedwhenheisthroughwithyou.Do notbedeceived! ::Ineverneededtowritethingsdown!Ihaveastealtrapfor amemory:) Thisisonedangerousman! ::Allowmetoexpressmyselftoyou,Mike! ĿĿĿ Ĵ ooo ...inlivingcolor! NoSTRaDaMuSinterviewsthe'FEDS'. QuestionshackedbyNoSTRaDaMuSfromSaraGordoninterviews. Inmyarticle,Iinterview-=BRCRTS=-(Known)'FED1' andhiscohort-=FWDRSHN=-(Known)'FED2'. LetitbeknowntoallthattheyareFederalGovernmentemployees.Theyar notmembersofNuKEnordotheywanttobe.Onthatnote,hereistheir articleforNuKEInfojournal#(whoreallygivesafuck).Thispaperis goingtobeaworkofextremesatire,thusgrammarrulesandspellingwill beusedtopokefunatotherpeopleandattheirexpense.SomethingIdo quitewell.Ialsotakethelibertyandclaimtheinalienablerightof writer'sembellishment.Icrackmeup!Haaaaaaa!! Also,IreservetherighttosayFUCKITtotheinterviewandgointoa tirade,diatribe,fulmination,harangue,jeremiad,obloquy,andphilippic atanytimeduringthisarticle. Thankyouforyoursupport. NoSTRaDaMuS[NuKE'94] Nostradamus:HowdidyoufirstmeetARiSToTLE? Interviewer'sembellishment: FED1 IthinkIcamehomeearlyonedayandfoundhimfuckingmywife. Ifelthegetswhathedeserves.Poorguy.ThisishowIgot myfirstvirus. FED2 Ditto! -=BRCRTS=-: 'Let'sgetonethingstraight,ifyouchangeorretouchanyofmywords Iwillfindyouandtwistyoulikeapretzel.Withthatoutoftheway ifyouagree,I'llgrantyouaninterview.' -=FWDRSHN=-: Yeah,justbestraightwithus. Nostradamus: 'OK,I'llleaveyourwordsalone,'[Silently,Istuckmyhandbetweenmy legsandsaidtomyself(*pretzelTHIS,youdouchebag*)],'butdropthe professionalwrestlingstance.Now,howdidyoufirstmeetARiSToTLE? -=BRCRTS=-: 'Iprobablycalledhisboard,itwasauniqueBBSforitstime.Iremember thatIhadjustgottenontheLandfillaroundthattimeandtheLandfill wentdownaweeklater.Itreallypissedmeoff.John'sBBSwasreally coolatthattimebecausehewassoopenaboutaccess.' -=FWDRSHN=-: IcameacrosshisboardnumberontheFIDOVirusEcho.Seemedlikean interestingguysoIcalledhimup.AfewmonthslaterIhadtoattenda conferencenearhishometownsoImadearrangementstomeethimpersonally HeisoneoftwoVxsysopsI'vemetinperson,andtheonlyonewho'staken meintohishome. Nostradamus: Howdidyougetyourfirstcomputervirus?[Weallknowhowyougotyour othervirus.Penicillinhelp?] -=BRCRTS=-: 'Inlate1989orearly1990ananti-virusvendorcametoouragencyselling theirproduct.IsaidIbelieveproductclaimsthroughexperimentationnot vendordemonstration.IaskedthemhowcouldIreallyknowiftheir productworks? Theownergavemeabout60virusesandsaidMerryChristmas.Itookthose virusesandTRADEDthemwithD.S.attheNCSAwhentheNCSAwasformed. IthencalledMcAfeeandwrotealettertoAryehG.Hesentmeabunchof virusesforexperimentation.InoticedtheaddressofMarkWashburn inF-Protsayingifyougetaninfectioncallthisguyanddemandthathe provideyouwithaproductfordisinfection.SoIwroteMarkaletterand enclosesafewdollarsandaskedforsomeofhisvirusesandsourcecode. Hesentit!ThanksFrisk!IthengotintotheVxendofthingsandthen thevirusesbegantoSNOWBALL.Iguesswhatreallygotmegoingwasthe condescendingattitudeofAlanSolomonandhisnewlyformingCAROgroup. Theyweretradingvirusesataanti-virusshowinCrystalCity,VAandwhen IaskedifIcouldalsoparticipate,IwastoldbysomeAVvendorthatI neededtogothroughDavidStang.Ihadmoresecurityclearancethanany ofthesevendors,soItooknamesandrememberedwhowasnaughtyornice. I'vehadmyfingeronprocurementsforAVproducts,itwasfunhavingthese samepeoplecometoouragencyhopingtoselltheirproduct. Today...welllet'ssaytheEuropeanAVdoesnothaveanythingthatIdonot possessandIwillleaveitatthat.' -=FWDRSHN=-: I'dbeenreadingalotaboutvirusesinthepressbuthadneverseenanyin theflesh,sotospeak.ItturnedoutthatIwasatanotherconferencewhen IgotinvolvedinaconversationwithanAVvendorabouttherelativemerit ofdifferentproducts.Heofferedmeacopyofhisproductalongwith10 liveviruses,whichincludedMalteseAmoebaandStoned.OutofcuriosityI triedNorton'sUNERASEonthediskwithStonedonitandfound10moreboot viruses. Nostradamus: PleasedescribeyourselvesinrelationtotheVx. Interviewer'sembellishment: FED1 WeareadeadlybreedofFEDsupermolesandhavesuccessfullyputallof theauthorsofChibaCityTimes(CCT)includingLadyfinger(FC),CRiS,their associates,friends,dogs,cats,goldfish,andafewassortedrodentsin jail.Theybrokelittleknownlawsoninterstatetraffickinginstupidity withtheintenttodistributetominorsandafew'majors',thuscausing Generaldisaster.SinceI'mthe'FED',Iamendowedwiththeauthorityto conjugatethepentagon. FED2 Ditto! -=BRCRTS=-: AsaFederalGovernmentsecurityofficer,Icollectinformationoncomputer hacking,viruses,andtelephone'phreaking'.Thisiswellknownand sanctionedbymyagency.Iusethisinformationtoprotectourcomputers. Itellallbbssysopsthesefactsandgivethemaccurateinformation aboutmyself.Nolies,nogames.Thisisit,nomore,noless. -=FWDRSHN=-: I'masecurityofficer,obviously.IfeelthattobestperformmyjobIowe ittomyselfandmyemployerstogettheinformationfirst-hand,fromthe source(s).ThebestwaytodothatistoaccesstheVxboards.Insodoing IhaveALWAYSinformedthesysopofmyrealname,whatIdoforalivingan myreasonsforwantingtogetaccesstotheirboard.I'veneverbeendenie accessyet. Nostradamus: Howdoyoureacttothefactthatsomeintheundergroundsayyoucan'tbe trustedbecauseyou'reaFED? -=BRCRTS=-: EventhoughItellVxerswhoIam,IstillhearrumorsaboutcertainNuKE membersonIRC'sandothersfloatingincyberspace,whosaythatyoucan't trustaFED.Pleasespareme,ifyoudonottrustmedonotletmeon yoursystem.ThissoundslikethesameparanoiageneratedbyAbbyHoffman aboutthe'establishment'.'Nevertrustanyoneoverthirty.' TherearemanyfamousundergroundBBS'sthatIamonandtheydonotseem tohaveproblemwithit.Ijustwishthatifyouhadaproblemwithmetha youwoulde-mailorcallmedirectlyandbemanenoughtotalkitout.You mightfindoutthatyoucanmakeafriendthatcanpossiblybeofhelpto yousomeday. -=FWDRSHN=-: WhyshouldIcare?Paranoiarunsrampantintheundergroundanyhow.Still fromhavingbeenonsomanyboardsI'vecometotheconclusionthatabout 1/3oftheusersareinvolvedinthesecurityfieldinonewayoranother Ironically,alltoooftenthosetowhomIrevealmy'secret'identity, enduptryingtotellmeinformationaboutothersintheunderground.The factisthatIhaveabsolutelynointerestinthatkindofinformation. Trustisearned.ThosewhoknowmecansaywhetherornotIamworthyof trust. Nostradamus:HowdoyoufeelaboutthearticlebyMikeParis'TheFacts AboutAristotleAndHisFriends'? Interviewer'sembellishment: FED1 FirstofallIdonotagreeinputtingpeopledownorslammingonthem, howevertheauthorsofmostofthearticlesinthe(CCT)arethemost illiterateandignorantgroupoflyingbastards,whobasetheir'facts'on conjectureandsupposition,thatIhaveeverhadthemisfortunetoknow. Pleasedonottakeoffensetothisstatement,itisonlymeanttoenlighten thereaders. FED2 Ditto! -=BRCRTS=-: IamDISAPPOINTEDinMikeforthisarticle.Itappearstobethebyproduct ofaflamewartodiscreditARiSToTLE.Italsoseemstoshowanunderlying animosityforthoseinFederalpositions.I'mnotsurewhatwouldgenerate thisnegativefeelingtowardsFederalemployeessinceIhaveneverdonehim anywrong. -=FWDRSHN=-: (Hohum.)Mikedoesn'tknowmebutheisentitledtohisopinions,aslong asitsunderstoodthat'salltheyare.Actually,Ifoundthearticletobe ratheramusing,thoughit'sextremelycoloredbyhisbiases.Icanonly speakformyself:Aristotlehasalwaysbehavedhonestlytowardsme,andhe' neverhesitatedtoimpartinformationI'veneededasregards*MYJOB*.Had hereallywantedtoscrewsomeoneover,hecouldhavedonesoatanytime. Ontheotherhand,ifhe'dwantedtodoajobonmeI'dbeoneverybody's shitlistbynow. Fortherecord,theprecedingismyopinionofAristotleasanindividual. IhavenoaffiliationwithanyVxgroup. Nostradamus: HowdidyoufirstgettoknowMikeParis? -=BRCRTS=-: 'I'veknownMikeParisforaboutayearortwoanddiscoveredhisBBSthru theBlackAxisBBS.JohnBuchananwasgraciousaboutthecharacterof MikeParis,thusIfelthewasworthknowing.WhenIgotontotheCRiSBBS IlikedwhatIsaw.IofferedmyviruscollectioninexchangeforMike's viruscollection.Mikeagreedwiththisexchangeandwasverypolitetome Unfortunately,IhaveyettoreceiveanythingfromMike. IwillstillsaythatMPhasareallyorganized,topnotchvirusBBS.Inhis defense,Mikehasbeenkindenoughtoletmeleechmanyvirusfilesfrom hisCRiSBBS.' -=FWDRSHN=-: IhavenevermetMikeParis,norhaveIeverbeenonhisboard. Nostradamus: FED1andFED2,I'mgoingtoquoteparagraphstoyoufromMikeParis's articleandaskforyourresponse. 'WhywasJohnsoupsetwiththis?Wellitturnsoutthatthisguy wasbeingusedbybothJohnandanother(Known)FederalAgentto getpeopleconnectedto800conferencesandgetingoodwiththem.' *AND* 'FromtalkingtothisguyIfindoutthatheisPhreakingallover thecountryforJohnandhisFEDfriend!Iaskedhimifhewas crazyorwhat!Thenextthingyouseeisthisguyorganizing800 conferencesgettingverywellknownPhreakersonthelinewithJohn andhisFEDfriends.WefigurethatJohnwasusinghimtogetto theothersandmakefriendswiththemandgetthembusted.' -=BRCRTS=-: Iamthe(known)FederalAgentthatheisreferencing.Inregardstohis assertionsallIcanstatethatmostofwhatI'vereadinthisarticleare gratuitousassertions. I'vetalkedwithMikeParismanytimesandhehasneversaidanythingbad aboutanyonetome.Ifheactuallywrotethisitseemsoutofcharacterfor MikeParis.Itappearsthatheisstrikingoutwithmisplacedangertotry andhurtJohn'sreputation.Ifeelsorryforhim,hemustbeunderextreme mentalpressureforaministertostooptothislevel.Whereisthe Christianityinviciousrumor? ItisaWELLknownfactthattheFederalGovernmentusesFTSservice.That standsforFederalTelephoneService(FTS).Itprovideslongdistance serviceworldwide. ItwouldbeillogicalforaFederalemployeetohaveaminordosome sortofphonegametogainillegalphoneservicewhiletheFederalemployee canjustpickuptheirownphoneanddialworldwidelegally. -=FWDRSHN=-: Iknow-=BRCRTS=-personally.Neitherofuswouldeverbeinvolved inanythingthathadtheslightestsmellofillegality.Wewouldimmediate terminateanyassociationwithanyindividualweknewtobedoinganything illegal. Astotheallegationsofa'sting'operation,allIcansayisthatIdono workforalawenforcementagency.AsIseeit,ifyoudosomethingillegal soonerorlateryou'llgetbustedwithoutmyhelp.Soifyouarebreaking thelaw,pleasedon'ttellme.Ihaveenoughproblemsofmyown. Nostradamus: WhatdoyouthinkoftherestoftheMikeParisarticle? -=BRCRTS=-: VerystrangeisallIcansayaboutthisarticle.Toomuchbickeringand sniping.Ichoosenottoconcernmyselftoodeeplywiththis,itwastes creativeenergy.Ican'ttakethiswholevirusscenetooseriouslyanyway. Ihavealife. -=FWDRSHN=-: Articleslikethesemakealaughingstockoftheindividualwhowritesthem IunderstandMikeisworkingonsomekindofAVproduct.Ifso,thisis certainlynotthewaytobetakenseriously. Nostradamus: MikeParisdoesnotstateitdirectlybutalludestothefactthatitwas SaraGordonwhowastellingeveryonethatcertainpeopleweregoingtoget busted.Whatareyourfeelingsonthis? -=BRCRTS=-: IrefusetosaywhothepersonisbutIknowadozenhackersthathavethat toldmethesamerumorofawomanwarningMikeParisthatcertainphone phreakersweregoingtogetbusted.Aselfproclaimedvirusresearcher turnedphonephreakerresearcherthatisprivytolawenforcement informationonupcomingarrests. ThatstorystillgivesmeaheartylaughwhenIhearit! WhenyouaremarkedbytheFederalGovernment,suchastheSecretService inOperationSundevil,youwilljustwakeupinjail.Youwillneverknow whathappeneduntilitistoolate.LawenforcementagencieswouldNEVER compromiseanoperationbycallinganAVvendororselfproclaimedvirus researcherandtellherthepeoplethattheyaregoingtoarrest. It'sjustludicroustoeventhinkthatcouldbefactual.Thebehaviorof thatpersonmakingphonecallsto'warn'allphonephreakersjustgoesto illustratethestateofmindofthisindividual. Onthesamethought,youwillnothavesomeonewhogetsonyourBBSandsay 'I'maFederalSecurityOfficercallmeatworkorhomesowecandiscuss viruses.'Thispersonisnottryingtopullsomekindofundercover operation.Especiallyifyoucallhishomeandhiswifepicksupthephone Maybe,justmaybe,theyenjoythevirussceneandliketocollectviruses. Inmycaseviruses,hackingfiles,andIalsojustenjoymakingfriends. -=FWDRSHN=-: HowwouldIknow?That'sallhearsayanyhow. Nostradamus: AnythoughtsonthearticlebyFirecracker? -=FWDRSHN=-: AllIcansayishowcanyoutalkofmoleswhenthereisnothingtoprotect SecretASMtechniques?Secretceremonies?Ibelievethattheunderground hastobethoroughlyinfiltratedbynow.Individualslike'B'andmyselfas visiblebecausewehavenohiddenagenda.Foreachofuswhoisknownthere are100otherseveryonethinksareVxers.Inmyopinion,anyonewho'sa participantintheundergroundhasknowinglyorunknowinglyspokentoor tradedviruseswithsomeonefrom'theotherside'. ThearticlealsoallegesthatAristotlecostsomeoneherjob.Ihaveto doubtthat.Ifhehad,he'dhavebeentellingeveryone'Yeah,Ididit!SO what!?!'HisEGOandARROGANCEwouldneverhavelethimkeepquietabout it.Ibelievethatherproblemoriginatedclosertohome,butnot necessarilywhereshewasemployed. That'sitforme.Theoldladyiscalling.Seeyaonthenets. -=BRCRTS=-: Howdoesonerespondtorumor?Idon'thaveanythingpositivetosay aboutFirecrackerorhisarticle.Ijustdonotbelieveanyofit.f saidmostofwhatIfeelalsoquiteeliquently! Iwilladd-Anyonewhowantstobecomemyprisonercanfollowmeanytime! Itsbeentriedbeforewithoutsuccess,butnotby'hackers'.Thisguyis reallyoutofcontrolandisaskingtobecomeoneoftheCommonwealthofVA futureinmates. WiththatthoughtIwillendthisinterview,I'vegotworktodo,GOODBYE! 'Click'dialtone....... Nostradamus: Hello,Hello,fuckbreath,areyouthere.Yourmomma....HEYDOUCHEBAG! Anycommentsfromyou,Mr.Oof'what'syourface'?......Dickwads........ Hehehe,Wellthereyouhaveit,Mr.&Mrs.Reader.Proofpositive! Whatistheproofwehave? FUCKifIknow,don'taskme,figureitoutyourself.I'mstillconfused.:) NOWITSMYTURN! I'llhaveMikeParisrunninglikeaFrenchmanfromacapgun. TIRADEBREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 'TheFactsAboutAristotleAndHisFriends ThingsIhaveSeenandheard and ThethingsHeToldMe. By:MichaelParisC.R.I.S.' Nostradamus: Things(thng)n.1.Anentity,idea,orqualityperceived,known,or consideredtohaveaseparateexistence.2.Realorconcretesubstance ofanentityasopposedtoitsappearancesortothename,word,or symboldenotingit.3.Anentityexistinginspaceortime.4.Aninanimated object.5a.Acreatureb.Anindividual.6.a.That whichcanbepossessedorowned..........andonandon..... Nostradamus: DoesMikeParisknowhowtocorrectlyusetheEnglishlanguage? Ialwaysfeltthatstupidityisaselfcorrectingfactorinnature. Forexample:Theboyswholaydowninthehighwaybecausetheywantedto imitatethestarsinafootballmovie. MaybeMikewillgoplayinthehighwayandgetrunoverbyanEnglish teacher. ParisArticle: 'FirstofallIdonotagreeinputtingpeopledownorslammingon them.Thisinformationisnotwrittenassuch,itisjusttoserve thoseouttherethatwanttoknowthefactsandhappeningsinthe lastyearbetweenC.R.I.S,MichaelParis,hisfriendsand Aristotle.' Nostradamus: Fuckinghypocrite!Yousay'knowthefacts',friggin'asshole,yougetmost ofyourinformationthirdparty!It'sjustHEARSAY,youdickweed! Youdumbfuck,yousay'C.R.I.S.,MichaelParis,hisfriendsandAristotle. YourtitlesaysAristotleandhisfriends,whosefriendsareyoutalking aboutasswipe?Shitboy,canyoukeepacoherenttrainofthoughtformore thantenwords? Parisarticle: 'Firstsomesimplefactsabouthim.JohnandIatonetimewere prettyclose.Ispentthousandsofdollarsonphonecallstohim, onanaverageIwouldsayweusedtotalkatleasteverydayfor aboutsixmonthsandasthebillsweregettingworseatleasta coupletimesaweek.Johnalwayshadhisideasandplansandabig egotogowiththem.Ifyouaretalkingtohimnowyouwill understandwhatIsayquitewell.' DIATRIBETIME!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Nostradamus:Ongrammar; Ifyousay'Firstofall'thenfollowitupwith'Secondly'.Thisshouldbe the-=second=-youdumbfuck!Youaretheposterboyforoutcomebased education.Whatapublicschoolprodigy!Youobviouslydonothavemore than oneidea.Itisobviousthatallyourarticleissayingis; IWANTTOSCREWOVERARiSToTLEATANYCOST! Nextproblem, MP>'Ispentthousandsofdollarsonphonecallstohim,' Nostradamus: Getalifeboy!Youwouldhavebeenbetteroffgoingtoauniversityto learnhowtoprogramyourC.R.I.S.funkwarescanneryourself.Inyourcase areyousurethosephonebillsweren'tfor(212)976-####?Yoursucha JERKOFFthat'swhatIwouldexpectfromyou. MP>'Johnalwayshadhisideasandplansandabigegotogowiththem.If MP>youaretalkingtohimnowyouwillunderstandwhatIsayquitewell.' Creativepeopleusuallydohaveideas,plansandabigego.I'msureyou wouldfeelthesamewayaboutBillGates.Gatesisaguywhoshowsuptohi boardmeetingsinaStarTrekuniform.Idon'thearyouspouting malapropismsaboutBillGates. John'sahardworking,articulate,highlyintelligentindividual!Something youarenot!Jealousaren'tyou?Mr.Mike'SourGrapes'Paris. Parisarticle: Hemakesboldstatementsallthetimeandhemakesitsoyouhave toagreewithhim.EverythinghesaysisGospelandyouhaveto agreewithhimorgetaheadache.Iwillgointosomeofthese claimslaterinthisletter.IfyouknowhimortalktohimIurge youtoconsiderthecontentsofthisinformationandpullout(just disappear)whileyoucan. Nostradamus: YoustateyouusedtocallJohnallthetimeandnowyoudon't.Doyou knowyousoundlikealittlehighschoolgirlpassingnotesandrumors aboutanex-boyfriend.AreyouHOMOforJohn?Didyoumakeapassat himandgetturneddown?AreyoujealousbecauseJohnismarriedtoa woman?(Prettynicelookin'too!I'mworkingonhertogetadate.Don't letJohnreadthispart.) WhatafriggindickyouareParis,Ohhhhhhemakesboldstatements. Hemademeagreewithhim,boooohooooIdon'thaveaWILLofmyown. RepeataftermeMikeParis,youcan'tresistme!Say'IAMSOSTUPID' andsoundlikearobot! Parisarticle: 'Everythinghesaysisgospel' Nostradamus: Youshouldknow...Youareaminister!Isdivineintervention guidingyourstatements?WhataholymanyouareMike,doesforgiveness forotherstransgressionsagainstyou,existinyoursoul?Itlookslike wehavetheanswertothatquestionalready. Parisarticle: 'andyouhavetoagreewithhimorgetaheadache.' Nostradamus: Hahahahaha,Takesomeaspirinyoupiousfool. ParisArticle: 'IfyouknowhimortalktohimIurgeyoutoconsiderthecontentsof thisinformationandpullout(justdisappear)whileyoucan.' Nostradamus: 'Pullingout'issomethingyourdadshouldhavedonetwentysixyearsago. 'Disappearing'issomethingyoursoulhasdone. Parisarticle: Youmightsaytoyourselfthatyouknowheisfullofshitbutyou arehavingfunrightnow,andyouareincontrol.Donotbe deceived!Oncehegetshisclawsintoyouitishardtogetaway. Itislikejoiningacult.Itseemstometobeaslowbrain washingprocess.Becareful! Nostradamus: DoIreallyneedtocommentonthissyphiloidMikeParis'scomments? IsMikeParisaZombie?IHAVENOWILL,IWILLOBEY,IHAVENOCONTROL. Hey....it'sMikeParisinthatmovie'TheFly'..helpme,helpme.... ACult?,slowbraindrain?..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyoulimpeddick piousfool! Heyeveryone,I'vegotareallybadhabit.Ineedtogotode-tox.I've gotaJohnonmyback. Parisarticle: Aristotle'sClaimstoC.R.I.S ------------------------------ WhenCrisfirstbegantoformandtakeshapewemetJohnandbegan toreceivetheNuKEecho'sthroughhim.Wethoughthewasacool guyandinvitedhimtojoin. Nostradamus: 'WETHOUGHT'whoisWEdickweed?YouandNuKE...WAITITHOUGHTYOU WEREPROAV! Parisarticle: Itwasnotlongbeforewesawthathe wantedtotakeCrisover,hestartedcomingupwithideasand Nos>IDEASARESOOOOOBAD,HUhhhhhh? Parisarticle: dictatingtouswhatweweregoingtodo.Thisdidnotlastvery long,butthefactistherethatwestoppedinourtracksandcame torealityofthedirectionwewantedtotake. Johnstillinthebackgroundtriedhisbesttogetotherpeople into'his'littleCrisgroupthathestartednaming'institutesof virusresearch'.Wewantednopartofthisorhimatthistime. Ourlasttalkonthetopicwas'whereistheresearch'Johnhadno plansofresearch,itwasjustanameortitletogethimfarther inhisgames,heneverwantedtobelegitinwhathewasdoing. Nostradamus: Mikey,whereare*YOUR*publishedresearchpapers?DefineRESEARCHMikey. IsitthesamedefinitionasSaraGordon? PleasetellusaboutalltheotherBBS'swiththe'researchinstitute' titleintheirnamethat'trade'withyou?TellusaboutTHEIRresearch, ohpleasedoMikey. Parisarticle: NowIhaveheardthathehastoldpeoplethathestartedthegroup CrisandIstoleitfromhim!Ifyoubelievethisyouhaveaway tocome:)DoyouthinkJohnwouldletanyonestealanythingfrom him? Nostradamus: He'snotgoingtoletyoustealhisreputationwithlies! (Ihopeheletsmestealhiswifeforanight.IknowI'llreplaceherwith mygirlfriend.Yeah,Yeahthat'stheticket!Shesooohorny.Shelove himlongtime.) Parisarticle: Everythinggoodhastooriginatewithhim!Heisthemaster,the creatorofallgoodthings,butifyouknowhimyouknowwhatI mean. Nostradamus: IknowhimandIknowthattheLordJesusChrististhemaster,the creatorofallgoodthings.IalsoknowJesusandIknowwhathemeans,do youknowMikey?Youaresuchafoolforaminister. MikeParismustrunthechurchofthebrainwashedoflatterdayflakes, theMORONS? Parisarticle: NowIhaveheardthathehastoldpeoplethathestartedthegroup CrisandIstoleitfromhim! Nostradamus: You'veHEARD?,cleanoutyourearsboy,doyoubelieveeverythingyou hearfromotherpeople.Whydon'tyousay...'IcalledARiSToTLEand hesaidtome....'Pussy.Listentoyour'friends'likeSara,she neverliesaboutanything.Besidessheknowseverythingabouteveryone. JOHNANDTHEFEDS ----------------- Lifewasnicewithouttalkingtohimforawhile,howlongcould thislast?Notlongatall.Therewasafriendofafrienddown hereawhileagothatIgotacallon.Thecallwassimpleand sweet,Tellhimtostopwhatheisdoing,orheisgoingtoget busted.Icalledhisfriendandhisfriendcalledhimtowarnhim. Nostradamus: Thecallwassimpleandsweet, SaraGordonsaidtoMikeParis,'Tellhimtostopwhatheisdoing, orheisgoingtogetbusted.' MikePariscalledStar,andStarcalledthisotherguy. Parisarticle: NextcomesacallfromJohn.(Mr.Fed)Whogaveyouthisinfo! Someone'sgoingtohang!'Iwillfindoutwholeakedthis information!''IwillcalltheheadofAT&Tsecurityandheads willroll''Wewillfindoutwhodidthis''Ithadtobesomeone internalwithconnections'. WhywasJohnsoupsetwiththis?Wellitturnsoutthatthisguy wasbeingusedbybothJohnandanother(Known)FederalAgentto getpeopleconnectedto800conferencesandgetingoodwiththem. FunnythingwasthatJohntoldmehewasupsetwithNukeandtaking itoverbecauseoftheirNuke-Info#7,andalloftheH/P/Astuff inthere,andnowhehasthiskidcallingmeandtwo-wayingthe callillegallysohedoesnothavetopayforthecall. ItoldhimNEVERtocallmeinsuchawayagain.Ihaveawifeand children,Idonotneedstufflikethiscomingbacktome! FromtalkingtothisguyIfindoutthatheisPhreakingallover thecountryforJohnandhisFEDfriend!Iaskedhimifhewas crazyorwhat!Thenextthingyouseeisthisguyorganizing800 conferencesgettingverywellknownPhreakersonthelinewithJohn andhisFEDfriends.WefigurethatJohnwasusinghimtogetto theothersandmakefriendswiththemandgetthembusted. Johntoldmethathehatedpeoplethatwerephreakers,whyelse wouldhedoit?AndthenJohncallsandisrealmadthatnowhe wantstostop(becausewewarnedhim),Why?Wehelpedruinhis plans! Nostradamus: HansChristianAnderson...Andersonthat'smeeee. Jeeezzzz,YoutalklikethegrimmerhalfofthebrothersGrimm.What afairytale!Fee-Fii-Foo-FummIsmellthebloodofaEnglishman,be healiveorbehedeadI'llusehistelephonetomake800calls. Hey,doesMikeevershutup?BlahBlahBlahgoesMikeyParis. Parisarticle: ARSTOTLESBBS-AFEDBOARD? ---------------------------- Thisisontape Nostradamus: I'vegottheVHSalsoofMikeParisassfuckingamalegermanshepherd. Parisarticle: NowwecometothetimeJohntookhisboarddownandfinallygota job.Butwhatkindofjob?Askhim,Iwasrealfriendlywithhim onedayandhetoldme:) Nostradamus: Ahhhhh,sobyyourownadmissionyouwereouttogethimatanearly time.Mmmmmmm.PlanthiswithLadyfinger?HeyMikey,isTrippLewis aka(Ladyfinger(FC))yourassholebuddy? Parisarticle: FirstJohnneededtogetasecurityclearanceforthejobhehas nowwiththefederalgovernment.Heranintosomeproblemswith thisbecausehehaddealingswithsomeneo-naziorganizationin germany.(hesoldtheheadofthisorganizationhisvirus collection)Thefedshadaninvestigationonthis,theytoldJohn thatthiswasaninternationaloffence.itcouldbetermedas ^^^^^^^(Outcomebasededucation!) espionage.Sellingweaponstotheenemy. CouldthisbewhyhisboardisnowaccordingtoJohn'sanctioned'? YesJohntookhisBBSdownforabouttwoweeksandthenputitback upagain.Hetoldmehewouldneverputitbackup,thenhetold methathetoldthefedsthathetookitdownforgoodandwould notgetbackintovirusesorBBS'sorthelike.ThenJohnsaid thattheytoldhimtoputitbackup. JohntoldmethatIwasdoingitallwrong,HereatCriswetell peoplewherewearecomingfrom,WeareAVVX,Johnsays,'youare notgoingtogetanymoreuploads''youwouldnotbelievethestuff Iaminto''Iamworkingwith(AVpersonsnameremoved)''weare workingonagovernmentscanner'YesJohntoldmethatheisin constantmeetingswithAV/Governmentpeopleandthathisboardis sanctionedbytheUSGovernment,Hetoldmethatallofhisinfo andvirusesaregivenovertothem. Nostradamus: HeeeeyyyyyMikeyman,dudeeeee,don'tbogartthatweeddude. Reallygoodbuddude..Nostemsorseedstopopinyourface. Lookit'snotburningupthesideofthepapersmannnn. Dudeeee,I'msooooowastedddd. WEINTERRUPTTOBRINGYOUTHISSPECIALREPORT.....DIT..DIT...DIT... MIKEPARISISTAPEDSMOKINGADOOBEEWITHEX-MAYORMARIONBARRY, MIKEPARISCLAIMSHEDIDN'TINHALE! FILMAT11:00. WENOWRETURNYOUTOYOURREGULARLYSCHEDULEDFLAMEWAR. Parisarticle: JOHN/HOWCANYOUTRUSTHIM? ----------------------------- NotlongagotherewassomeonethatJohnwastalkingto,Shewasin VirnetandpassingVirnetandAVinfotoJohn.Shenevergot anythinginreturn,shewasjusttryingtobefriendsandhelpJohn out.SheboughthiscollectionandevenmadefriendswithJohn's wife.ThenonedayJohndecidedhedidnotneedheranymoreso whatdidhedo?Hecalledtheheadofthisnetandtoldonher,I knowthisforafact!Johntoldmeso.Alsosheendeduploosing herjobwithagovernmentcompanybecause(shesaid)Johncalledhe workandtoldonher. Nostradamus: HERbePamTrexler? 'Johncalledherworkandtoldonher.'CalledHERwork..Toldwhatonher? Wasshetrashingtheworkplacewithviruses? Parisarticle: ThroughtheirwholerelationshipshewasworriedandaskedJohnnotto tellpeoplewhoshewasorwhatshedid.Johnpromisednevertotell anyone. JohnGavemephonenumbersandfilesthatwereneversupposedto getout.Johngavemeinfoonenight(names,addresses,phone numbers,etconallthatboughthiscollectionandthatwereonhis bbs).HegavemeNukemembershomepersonalphonenumbers. Nostradamus: Ifforthesakeofargumentweassumethatthislastpartistrue. Whydidyoutaketheinformationonallthepeoplethatheofferedyou? Whatdo*YOU*plantouseitfor?Didyoutryandsell*YOUR*CRiS virussettohiscustomers?DidyousolicithisBBSuserstogiveyou virusesandcomeovertoyourboard?Youfriggintwofacedbastard,try tellingabetterlienexttime. Parisarticle: Johnisnowreleasingpersonalinfoonallthatheismadat. Nostradamus: Wrongagainasswipe,onlythosethatattackhimlikeyou! Parisarticle: Thepointhereisareyougoingtobenext?YoukeepfeedingJohn infooneveryoneheasksyouto,andinbetweenthebreathsheis writingdownyourinfo,takingscreencaptures,etc..waitingfor thedayhedecidesyouareofnouseanymore.Ormaybehewillget youbustedwhenheisthroughwithyou.Donotbedeceived!This isonedangerousman! WatchYouASS! MichaelParis(C.R.I.S) Nostradamus: IsitOKtoblabberallinfooneveryoneaslongastheotherpersondoes notwriteitdown?Iguessyourasquaredealpersonif: Thisisontape Nostradamus: I'vegottheVHSalsoofyouassfuckingamalegermanshepherd. Parisarticle: NowwecometothetimeJohntookhisboarddownandfinallygota job.Butwhatkindofjob?Askhim,Iwasrealfriendlywithhim onedayandhetoldme:) Nostradamus: if....youarerealfriendlywithhimoneday.:)Lookslikelittle ministermikeyisintosocialengineering.Whoreally*IS*thedangerous manhere?Thereaderneedstodecide. ****************************** PS.Nostradamussigningoffwiththeselittlethoughts. [FuckwithmeandI'llKILLyouwithmybarehandsjusttowatchyoudie! YOUARESTUPID,YOUHAVENOWILL,IHAVETAKEN OVERCONTROLOFYOURMINDANDTELEVISIONSET! SENDNOSTRADAMUSALLYOURMONEYNOWTOSUPPORTMYMINISTRY, ORGODWILLTAKEMEBACKTOHEAVEN. GODSAIDIFYOUDON'TSENDMEALLYOURMONEY,HEWILLMAKEMESLEEP WITHTAMMYFAEBAKKER. GODBLESSoneandall,andhaveapleasanttomorrow! POT/KETTLE/BLACK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AssholeclaimsAVstatus-Filmat11:00 ---->LETTHEREBENOMISTAKE<----- [iNSERTbyARiSToTLE] Readitforyourselves,people!YourKomradeinArmsisopenlydeclaring himselftobeAV.Personally,Icouldgivearat'sassless,butwhenwe startthrowingnamesaround,trashingpeople'sreps,shouldn'twebeat leastcleanofthethingsweaccuseothersofbeing?It'syourcall! [iNSERTMODEOFF] ThefollowingmessagewasextractedfromtheViRUS_NFOecho: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A>Hmmmm,Crisnet/Nukenet...Whydoesn'tthatsurpriseme!CRiSfeedsvirus A>totheAVandyoucallJackelamole...gofigure! John,Thereisadifferencehere:) Crisisopento'ALL'whowanttocomeinandactlikeadults.. JackelhasnotbeenbannedfromCris... Crisdoesnotrunaroundmakingdealswithpeopleinsecret:)likeamole would...WeareAVinthesencewedonotliketoseepeople'smachine dammagedbydesructivecode,weputoutsomehelptogivesomeonewantinga chancetocombatthevirus.orfinditbeforeitistolate... Weexchangeviruseswithmost-anyone-thatwouldliketo.Webelievethat anyonewantingtolearnshouldhavetherightto,aswellascollectthem theygottiredoftheirstampcollection! MichaelParis ---GEcho1.01+ *Origin:ComputerResearch&InfoService(708)863-5285(1:115/863) PATH:115/86313/220 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AbouttheAuthor..NoSTRaDaMuS. Ithascometomyattentionthatmanyofmyloyalreadershavebeenasking ARiSToTLEjustwhoisNoSTRaDaMuS?Well,letmeaddressthatquestion tosatisfythereaders. NONEOFYOURFUCKINBUSINESS,BUZZOFFANDSTOPASKING,ARIAIN'TTELLIN. Getyourmagicdecoderringsouttodecodethesecretmessage. UCKFAYOUYAY Ihopethatsettlesanyproblems.Thankyouandhaveapleasanttomorrow. Nostradamusspeaksagain! [EchoesofConspiracy] ByFireCracker----TrippLewis ^^^^^^^^^^^MorelikeLADYFINGER!Hahahaha Hooknosed,pimplefaced, dickbreath. YouhavenoideahowmanytimesthisweekIhavebeenasked'IsJohn Buchanananarc?' Nostradamus: NoshitTripp,whoisaskingthesequestions?I'llbetitwasMikeParis andhisilk. TrippLewisarticle: WellIcannotreallysayhonestlyyesornotoanyonewho hasaskedthisquestion. Nostradamus: TheanswerisNOyoufrigginidiot. TrippLewisarticle: TheonlythingIcanofferthereaders&friendsis theopportunitytoseeforthemselvesalltheinformationandleteachand everyonedecideforthemselveswhatistruthandwhatisfalse. Nostradamus: SoundslikethefuckinNationalInquirer. RoundOne: ---------- Nostradamus: RoundOne?Ifyouevergotinarealfightwithaman,yournosewouldbe spreadacrossthatpimplyfaceofyoursLadyfinger.Iguessitwouldfill intheacnescars.HahahahahahahahahaIcrackmeup. TrippLewisarticle: IhaveknownAristotleAKAJohnBuchananforabout2yearsnow.Iwas verymuchtakeninbyhissocialengineeringskillsanddidnotrealizehow muchhelikedtohavecontroloversomeoneuntilhehadbackstabbedsomeof my friends.InthebeginningwhenIfirststartedtotalkto'Aristotle'(Onmy dime!),myheadwasfilledwith'Doyouknowthisperson?..Wellhe/sheisa av'erandthispersonandthispersonandthisperson..etcetcetc'Istopp callinghimonaregularbasisafterIgottiredofthepoliticalcrapthat hekeptoninsistingontryingtodrillinmyhead. Nostradamus: Thankgoodnessforsmallfavors,whydon'tyoudoonebetterandshutdown thatlameChibaCityBBSofyours! TrippLewisarticle: Istartedtalkingto himagaininthesummerof93'.AtthistimeperiodJohnwastheNuKENET USAHQ.FunnythoughIhaveneverseenaHUBonanetworkhavetohavethe NetworkModerator(RockSteady)pollhimbecausehecouldnotcallout. Ourtimeonthephonewasnodifferentthanbefore.Hewasalittleupset thatNuKEhadnotdoneanythingsinceVCLbesidesinfojournals.Hewanted toknowifIwantedtohelphimstartagroup.Isaidsurewhynot.Hesaid leusethenameNuKE.IsaidhuhuJohnthatnameisliketakenremember. Hesaid'Whocares..letsdoitanyway'IsaidnawwIthinkI'llpassdude Istartedtothinkaboutthis.AroundthistimeperiodIhadnotreceived anymailfromtheNuKENETin23DAYS!SoIcalledJohnandaskedhimwhat wasup..AnswerIgotwere'..Notmuchgoingonthenetrightnow'or' ..Mustbesomethingwrongbetweenyouandthebbsyouarepolling'SoI calledRockSteadyupandsaid'SOMETHINGAIN'TRIGHT!,Iwanttopoll theWHQ(CyberneticViolence)'andwithinanhourIwaspollinggetting about350kofmessagesIneverhadseencomeacrossthenet.Icalledthe board(oneofJohnsguru's)Iwasgettinfeedfromandtoldthesysopnot topackmailforme..IwasgettingitstraightfromCanada.Johncalled mewithinanhourofthisandwasextremelypissedandsaidthatIwas walkingonhisfeetandscrewingallhisplansup.'Isaidwhatplansare theseJohn?'Hetoldmethat'IamgoingtokickCanadaandoverseasout ofthenetandtakeitover.'SoIbasicallytoldhimtogetlifeandto screwoff,whichhedidnotlike.Ireceivedalotofcallsonmyvoice number,afterthis,fromAristotlepawnslike: GeneParisAKAJesusSlutFucker;Tellsmehewasgoingsetmynameupin theNationalCrimeComputerasbeingwantedforchildmolestationandhe wouldbelaughingatmeinjail. Nostradamus: Well....IguessGeneParisislaughingatyou,injail.ButIstillwonde whyyousayonyourBBSintrothatyoudonotcollectchildpornography? Whydoyousaythis?Itseemssooutofplace.Haveyouhadvirus researcherstryanduploadthistypeofevilvilesmut?I'llbetyouare thiswayyouscumbastard! TrippLewisarticle: IamsurprisedthatJohnactuallyassociatedhim selfwithsomeonewhowasacocaineaddict,wasrunningaroundtexascrash bbsandmadethisarequirementtojoinhislittleterroristgroup.Rumors havepointedmeastheindividualwhoturnedGeneinbutthisisanuntruth Nostradamus: NOTSO,NOTSO,IHAVEPROOFTHAT*YOU*ARETHEMOLEANDSNITCH.A FRIENDOFAFRIENDWHOSETHIRDCOUSINBYHERFATHER'SBROTHERSAIDYOU DIDITANDSODIDSARAGORDON. TrippLewisarticle: Gene,likeanidiot,triedtouploadavirustotheNCCandreceivedaphon callafterhegotdonethatsaid,'Wegotyou'andthatwastheendofGene Questiononmymind,didsomeoneurgehimonandthensethimup? Havefuninjailmoron! A'Hacker';whotellsmehehashackedJohnsbbsandgotmyvoicenumber fromJohn's'pretend'netwherehehadsupposedlypostedit.Istilldono knowwhatthepurposeofthiscallwas.WhowasthisthatcalledmeJohn? Nostradamus: WelltheselasttwoparagraphshavereallyblownJohnapart,WOW! What'sthepointTripp? TrippLewisarticle: Jackel;ThisguyisTKO'ednoneedtogoingreatdetailshere! Nostradamus: -=Jckl=-isNOdifferentthananyoneofyoufuckheads.Youallmake yourlittleAV-Vxdealsforfunkwareorwhatever.It'sjustJackelhad themisfortuneoftrustingMikeParisandthelike. TrippLewisarticle: RoundTwo: ----------- InAprilof1993,AfriendofminewascallingdifferentH/P/C/V/T/A/R/G/.. bbs'slookingforvirusesandcameacrosssomeboardthatwasintocredit cardexchange.Helookedaroundabitandconsequentlysawhisbrothers creditinfoposteduponthisbbs.Heaskedthesysoptoremoveitandwas toldtoFUCKOFF.Myfriendsaidoklet'sdancemr.sysopandcalledthe UnitedStatesSecretServiceaboutthisbbs.Therewassupposedtobea meetingthefollowingday. Hetoldhisparents,myself,andJohn.Around10:00thedayofthemeeting, myfriendcalledmetotellmetheSecretServicecalledhisvoicemailbox andleftamessagethatsaid'Weheardyoutoldsomepeopleaboutour meetingawefindthisunacceptable,thereforewearecancellingourmeetin Wewerenotsureofthereasonandknewwhosaidsomethingbutdidnotknow why. Nostradamus: Soyoujustleftitatthat?YoudidnotcalltheSSguybackandtalkto him?Youdidnotcontactalawyer?Youdidnotcontactyourcreditcard company?Youdeservewhatyouget.Doyouhavevictimtattooedonyour forehead? TrippLewisarticle: AyearlaterAristotletoldmyfriendthathewastheonewhocalledthe secretservicebecausehewantedto'protect'himfromanythingbadhappen- ingtohim.WhenconfrontingAristotleaboutthisIwasaskedwheredidI receivethisinfofrom,IrefusedtotellhimbutIdidsaythatIwastold aboutthisincidentfromtwodifferentparties.Myquestionisstill unansweredasoftoday.WhatwhereyouprotectinghimfromJohn? Nostradamus: It'shardtoansweraquestionthatwasneverasked,heyladyfinger. Ladyfinger,whatdidyoudowiththemoney? TrippLewisarticle: RoundThree: ------------ JohnandmyselflockedhornsagaininlateMarch(1994).AfellowNuKE membercalledandletmeinonsomerealsweetinformationaboutAristotle andthefactthathemightbeaninformantofsomekind. Nostradamus: PamTrexleraka.TiphoidMaryorMaryTiptonontheCRiSBBS. TrippLewisarticle: Johnknewthatsomethingwasup andgotonthehornwithjustaboutallofustotellusthatthis informationshouldnotbepublished.Iprobablyspentabout5hourstotal listeningtoJohnexplainthattherewerealotofcrazypeopleintheworl andthattheinformationmightleadsomeoneintothinkhewasaninformant/ narc/whateverandthattheymightcomeandhurthisfamily. TrippLewisarticle: ItriedtoexplaintoJohnthatthesamethinghadhappentomeatthehand ofoneofhisDisciples(Jackelbyhimreleasing'TheHopperMainnaFiles' outonwareznetstellingindividualsIhadbustedhisCousinParisfor phreakingandthisisthenumbertheyshouldcantfuckwithmeatwork. Nostradamus: Yeah,whatashame,tothinkthatTrippLewiswoulddosomethinglikethat. It'salmostasridiculousassayingthatTrippLewiswouldstalksomeone, followthemtowork,andthencallthatpersonuptoharasshim,all thewhiletaperecordingtheconversation.Imaginethat! TrippLewisarticle: ItoldJohnthatalltheseWaReZguru'shadmyinfoand weretoldIwasanarcbutnothinghappened,excepteveryonegotakickout oflisteningtoallmightyjackeltalkonaspeakerphoneatwork. Nostradamus: Howcomeyouwon'ttalktothemightyNostradamusatyourwork?Howcome youareafraidofthemightyNostradamusgettingonyourlameBBS? HowcomeyouthreatenARiSToTLEthatyouwillGETmeifIcallyouagain? Justtryityoufuckinlameasshole.I'llshovethatNuKEVAlicense plateupyourscrawnylittleass.Ifanyonewill*talk*TrippLewisinto givingthemup,Iwillgivethewinneramonstervirusset.Whydoyou wanttheseplatesyouask?WellIwantonetowipemyasswithandthe otheronetobury. TrippLewisarticle: IfoundthattryingtoshowJohnthecloserelationshipwithmyexampleand hisonlyencouragedmorescreaminginmyear! Nostradamus: That'sbecauseyouradumbfuck!Thereisnotmuchthatissimilar. TrippLewisarticle: IreadovertheinformationIreceivedanditisquiteinterestingandI reallywishIcouldshareitwithyouherebutitisnotmyinformationto shareandIamsurewhentheownerwantsittoreleasedhewilldoso. Nostradamus: Sure,sure,sure,andI'vegotmedicalinformationIreceivedonyouthat IwillsharethatshowsyouhaveAIDS.AnotherInfectedDickSucker,I guessthat'swhytheycallhimLadyfinger. Thelatestinfo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well,IhavetodisagreewithScreamingRadishinthefactthatIdono thinkheisonthetopofJohn'sshitlistanymorebecauseofaincidentth happenedinearlyApril.Itseemsthatheisextremelypissedatthefact thatsomeonefollowedhisbutttoworkonedayanddidsomecheckinginon theeverydaylifeofaristotle.Hefinallysawwhatitwaslikewhen someonepulledthesameinfogatheringchildishshitonhim. Nostradamus: 'SOMEONE'isyou--TrippLewis--youspinelessmotherfucker! JohngethisinfofrompeoplelikeMikePariswhotalktohim,hedoesnot goouttopeople'shomesandfollowthemtowork.Youlamepieceofshit. Whatgoesaroundcomesaround,fuckboy. TrippLewisarticle: IwastoldonthephonebyJohnthathewasgoingtocometomyworkand grabmefrombehindmydeskandstompeveryfuckingtoothoutofmymouth. UnknowinglyatthetimeIwasrecordingthiswholething.ItoldJohnthat theonlyreasonthatitwasdonetohimwasproveaharmlesspointthatit isnotfunwhenthetablesareturned. Nostradamus: Soyoucowerinyourcornerboy,afraidtomeetARiSToTLEfacetoface? IonlyhopethatsomeonegivesyouabeatingworsethanRodneyKing.I hopeyougetarrestedandthatthelawenforcementofficer'stakeyouback tothejailandbeatyourasssilly! TrippLewisarticle: Sotoanswerthequestion...IsJohnaFed?Iwouldsaynoheisnotatru fedbutsomeonewhoislookingforagovermentjobandmayleakinformation tofriendstotryandboosthischancesatanoppertunity. ^^^^^^^^^^^Anotherfuckin spellinggenius,Iskipped alltheothersbeforethis. 'SowhatFC,doesitmatterifJohnisturninginhackers?Doyousaythat youareinsupportoftheactivityofpeopledoingevilandmischievous thingswithcomputers,telecommunications,credit,andelectronic tresspassing?' ..NoIamnotonewhocondonesthisstuffnordoIthinkitismydutyto runaroundcyberspaceplayingcybercophuntingdownthemeanandevil hackersoftheworld. Nostradamus: Youjustdrivearoundthestreetsfollowingpeopleplayinghackercybercop. Youfrigginshithead,Iwanttokickyourass,wanttomeetmesomewhere. TrippLewisarticle: Ifpeoplearedoingsomethingwrongtheywillgetthemownselvesin trouble,unlesstheyaregood..Idohaveaproblemthoughwithsomeone runningaroundplayingcybernarc,settingpeopleup,ergingyoungmindson, thenturnaroundandreportthieractionstothierlocalSercretService ^^^^^^^^^^Illiteratemotherfucker! office.WhichIdobelievetobethecasehere.IthinkJohnsbiggest problemisthathewasdiagnosedwithalearningdisabiltyatapostteen ageandhasstrongNarsassictendancieswiththeergetoshareitwith usall.^^^^^^^^^ Nostradamus: Tripp,ifyouseeacrimeinprogress,doyoucallthepoliceandreportit ordoyouchastisethepersonwhodoes? YoujealouslittleSONOFABITCH!Lookwho'stalkingabout NARCISSISM.Readthespellingboy,gobacktogradeschoolyou fool!FollowmesomedayandI*WILL*crushyoulikethepismireyouare! IthinkTrippLewis'sbiggestproblemisthathefellatesdeadanimals, hehasanalsexwithmaledogs,hasalearningdisability,hassexwith hismotherandfather. ThenextarticleyoushouldreadisonethatwaswrittenbyMikeParis [C.R.I.S.].Ifoundittobeveryinformativeandansweredsomeofthe unansweredquestionIhad. Nostradamus: Ihadmorefunwiththis!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Stayedtunedboysandgirls,NoSTRaDaMuSspeaksagain! FireCracker,[NuKE] ^^^^^^^^^^^LadyFinger[PuKE] [iNSERTbyARiSToTLE] ThenextthreearticlesaresometingIthoughtyoumightinteresting.Ifno thendon'treadthem!Allmaterialisreprintedwithoutpermission.Article bibliographyisincludedinthishypertextundertheappropriateheadingof 'CyberwarBibliography' [iNSERTMODEOFF] Theinformationrevolutionandrelatedorganizationalinnovationsare alteringthenatureofconflictandthekindsofmilitarystructures, doctrines,andstrategiesthatwillbeneeded.Thisstudyintroduces twoconceptsforthinkingabouttheseissues:'cyberwar'and 'netwar.' Industrializationledtoattritionalwarfarebymassivearmies(e.g., WorldWarI).Mechanizationledtomaneuverpredominatedbytanks (e.g.,WorldWarII).Theinformationrevolutionimpliestheriseof cyberwar,inwhichneithermassnormobilitywilldecideoutcomes; instead,thesidethatknowsmore,thatcandispersethefogofwar yetenshroudanadversaryinit,willenjoydecisiveadvantages. Communicationsandintelligencehavealwaysbeenimportant.Ata minimum,cyberwarimpliesthattheywillgrowmoresoandwill developasadjunctstooverallmilitarystrategy.Inthissense,it resemblesexistingnotionsof'informationwar'thatemphasizeC3I. However,theinformationrevolutionmayimplyoverarchingeffects thatnecessitatesubstantialmodificationstomilitaryorganization andforceposture.Cyberwarmaybetothetwentyfirstcenturywhat blitzkriegwastothetwentieth.Itmayalsoprovideawayforthe U.S.militarytoincrease'punch'withless'paunch.' Whereascyberwarreferstoknowledge-relatedconflictatthemilitary level,netwarappliestosocietalstrugglesmostoftenassociated withlowintensityconflictbynon-stateactors,suchasterrorists, drugcartels,orblackmarketproliferatorsofweaponsofmass destruction.Bothconceptsimplythatfutureconflictswillbe foughtmoreby'networks'thanby'hierarchies,'andthatwhoever mastersthenetworkformwillgainmajoradvantages. 'Knowledgemustbecomecapability.' --CarlvonClausewitz,OnWar Netwarreferstoinformation-relatedconflictatagrandlevel betweennationsorsocieties.Itmeanstryingtodisrupt,damage,or modifywhatatargetpopulationknowsorthinksitknowsaboutitself andtheworldaroundit.Anetwarmayfocusonpublicorelite opinion,orboth.Itmayinvolvepublicdiplomacymeasures, propagandaandpsychologicalcampaigns,politicalandcultural subversion,deceptionoforinterferencewithlocalmedia, infiltrationofcomputernetworksanddatabases,andeffortsto promotedissidentoroppositionmovementsacrosscomputernetworks. Thus,designingastrategyfornetwarmaymeangroupingtogetherfrom anewperspectiveanumberofmeasuresthathavebeenusedbeforebut wereviewedseparately. Inotherwords,netwarrepresentsanewentryonthespectrumof conflictthatspanseconomic,political,andsocial,aswellas militaryformsof'war.'Incontrasttoeconomicwarsthattarget theproductionanddistributionofgoods,andpoliticalwarsthataim attheleadershipandinstitutionsofagovernment,netwarswouldbe distinguishedbytheirtargetingofinformationandcommunications. Likeotherformsonthisspectrum,netwarswouldbelargelynon- military,buttheycouldhavedimensionsthatoverlapintomilitary war.Forexample,aneconomicwarmayinvolvetraderestrictions, thedumpingofgoods,theillicitpenetrationandsubversionof businessesandmarketsinatargetcountry,andthetheftof technology,noneofwhichneedinvolvethearmedforces.Yetan economicwarmayalsocometoincludeanarmedblockadeorstrategic bombingofeconomicassets,meaningithasalsobecomeamilitary war.Inlikemanner,anetwarthatleadstotargetinganenemy's militaryC3Icapabilitiesturns,atleastinpart,intowhatwemean bycyberwar. Netwarwilltakevariousforms,dependingontheactors.Somemay occurbetweenthegovernmentsofrivalnation-states.Insome respects,theU.S.andCubangovernmentsarealreadyengagedina netwar.ThisismanifestedintheactivitiesofRadioandTVMarti ontheU.S.side,andonCastro'ssidebytheactivitiesofpro-Cuban supportnetworksaroundtheworld. Otherkindsofnetwarmayarisebetweengovernmentsandnon-state actors.Forexample,netwarmaybewagedbygovernmentsagainst illicitgroupsandorganizationsinvolvedinterrorism,proliferation ofweaponsofmassdestruction,ordrugsmuggling.Or,tothe contrary,itmaybewagedagainstthepoliciesofspecific governmentsbyadvocacygroupsandmovements,involving,forexample, environmental,human-rights,orreligiousissues.Thenon-state actorsmayormaynotbeassociatedwithnations,andinsomecases theymaybeorganizedintovasttransnationalnetworksand coalitions. Anotherkindofnetwarmayoccurbetweenrivalnon-stateactors,with governmentsmaneuveringonthesidelinestopreventcollateraldamage tonationalinterestsandperhapstosupportonesideoranother. Thisisthemostspeculativekindofnetwar,buttheelementsforit havealreadyappeared,especiallyamongadvocacymovementsaroundthe world.Somemovementsareincreasinglyorganizingintocross-border networksandcoalitions,identifyingmorewiththedevelopmentof civilsociety(evenglobalcivilsociety)thanwithnation-states, andusingadvancedinformationandcommunicationstechnologiesto strengthentheiractivities.Thismaywellturnouttobethenext greatfrontierforideologicalconflict,andnetwarmaybeaprime characteristic. Mostnetwarswillprobablybenon-violent,butintheworstcasesone couldcombinethepossibilitiesintosomemeanlow-intensityconflict scenarios.MartinVanCreveld(1991:197)doesthiswhenheworries that,'Inthefuture,warwillnotbewagedbyarmiesbutbygroups whomtodaywecallterrorists,guerrillas,banditsandrobbers,but whowillundoubtedlyhitonmoreformaltitlestodescribe themselves.'Inhisview,warbetweenstateswilldiminish,andthe statemaybecomeobsoleteasamajorformofsocietalorganization. OurviewscoincidewithmanyofVanCreveld's,thoughwedonot believethatthestateisevenpotentiallyobsolete.Rather,itwill betransformedbythesedevelopments. Somenetwarswillinvolvemilitaryissues.Possibleissueareas includenuclearproliferation,drugsmuggling,andanti-terrorism becauseofthepotentialthreatstheyposetointernationalorderand nationalsecurityinterests.Moreover,broadersocietaltrends (e.g.,theredefinitionofsecurityconcepts,thenewrolesof advocacygroups,theblurringoftraditionalboundariesbetweenwhat ismilitaryandwhatisnon-military,betweenwhatispublicandwhat isprivate,andbetweenwhatpertainstothestateandwhatpertains tosociety)mayengagetheinterestsofatleastsomemilitary officesinsomenetwar-relatedactivities. Netwarsarenotrealwars,traditionallydefined.Butnetwarmight bedevelopedintoaninstrumentfortrying,earlyon,topreventa realwarfromarising.Deterrenceinachaoticworldmaybecomeas muchafunctionofone'scyberpostureandpresenceasofone'sforce postureandpresence. Cyberwarreferstoconducting,andpreparingtoconduct,military operationsaccordingtoinformation-relatedprinciples.Itmeans disrupting,ifnotdestroying,informationandcommunications systems,broadlydefinedtoincludeevenmilitaryculture,onwhich anadversaryreliesinordertoknowitself:whoitis,whereitis, whatitcandowhen,whyitisfighting,whichthreatstocounter first,andsoforth.Itmeanstryingtoknoweverythingaboutan adversarywhilekeepingtheadversaryfromknowingmuchabout oneself.Itmeansturningthe'balanceofinformationandknowledge' inone'sfavor,especiallyifthebalanceofforcesisnot.Itmeans usingknowledgesothatlesscapitalandlabormayhavetobe expended. Thisformofwarfaremayinvolvediversetechnologies,notablyfor C3I,forintelligencecollection,processing,anddistribution,for tacticalcommunications,positioning,andidentification-friend-or- foe(IFF),andfor'smart'weaponssystems,togivebutafew examples.Itmayalsoinvolveelectronicallyblinding,jamming, deceiving,overloading,andintrudingintoanadversary'sinformation andcommunicationscircuits.Yet,cyberwarisnotsimplyasetof measuresbasedontechnology.Anditshouldnotbeconfusedwith pastmeaningsofcomputerized,automated,robotic,orelectronic warfare. Cyberwarmayhavebroadramificationsformilitaryorganizationand doctrine.Asnoted,theliteratureontheinformationrevolution callsfororganizationalinnovations,sothatdifferentpartsofan institutionfunctionlikeinterconnectednetworksratherthan separatehierarchies.Thus,cyberwarmayimplysomeinstitutional redesignforamilitaryinbothintra-andinter-serviceareas. Movingtonetworkedstructuresmayrequiresomedecentralizationof commandandcontrol,whichmaywellberesistedinlightofearlier viewsthatthenewtechnologywouldprovidegreatercentralcontrol ofmilitaryoperations.Butdecentralizationisonlypartofthe picture:thenewtechnologymayalsoprovidegreater'topsight,'a centralunderstandingofthebigpicturethatenhancesthemanagement ofcomplexity.[10]Manytreatmentsoforganizationalredesignlaud decentralization;yetdecentralizationaloneisnotthekeyissue. Thepairingofdecentralizationwithtopsightbringstherealgains. Cyberwarmayalsoimplydevelopingnewdoctrinesaboutthekindsof forcesneeded,whereandhowtodeploythem,andwhatandhowto strikeontheenemy'sside.Howandwheretopositionwhatkindsof computersandrelatedsensors,networks,databases,andsoforth., maybecomeasimportantasthequestiononcewasforthedeployment ofbombersandtheirsupportfunctions.Cyberwarmayalsohave implicationsforintegratingthepoliticalandpsychologicalwiththe militaryaspectsofwarfare. Insum,cyberwarmayraisebroadissuesofmilitaryorganizationand doctrine,aswellasstrategy,tactics,andweaponsdesign.Itmay beapplicableinlow-andhigh-intensityconflicts,inconventional andnon-conventionalenvironments,andfordefensiveoroffensive purposes. Asaninnovationinwarfare,weanticipatethatcyberwarmaybeto thetwentyfirstcenturywhatblitzkriegwastothetwentieth century.Yet,fornow,wealsobelievethattheconceptistoo speculativeforprecisedefinition.Ataminimum,itrepresentsan extensionofthetraditionalimportanceofobtaininginformationin war:havingsuperiorC3Iandtryingtolocate,read,surprise,and deceivetheenemybeforehedoesthesametoyou.Thatremains importantnomatterwhatoverallstrategyispursued.Inthissense, theconceptmeansthatinformation-relatedfactorsaremoreimportant thaneverduetonewtechnologies,butitdoesnotindicateabreak withtradition.Indeed,itresemblesThomasRona's(1976:2)concept ofan'informationwar'thatis'intertwinedwith,andsuperimposed on,othermilitaryoperations.'OurconceptisbroaderthanRona's, whichfocusedoncountermeasurestodegradeanenemy'sweapons systemswhileprotectingone'sown;yet,webelievethatthis approachtodefiningcyberwarwillultimatelyprovetoolimiting. Inadeepersense,cyberwarsignifiesatransformationinthenature ofwar.This,webelieve,willprovetobethebetterapproachto definingcyberwar.Ourpositionisatoddswithaview(seeArnett 1992)thatusestheterms'hyperwar'and'cyberwar'toclaimthatthe keyimplicationoftheMTRistheautomatedbattlefield,thatfuture warswillbefoughtmainlyby'brilliant'weapons,robots,and autonomouscomputers,thatmanwillbesubordinatetothemachine, andthatcombatwillbeunusuallyfastandladenwithstand-off attacks.Thisviewerrsinitsunderstandingoftheeffectsofthe informationrevolution,andourownviewdiffersoneverypoint. Cyberwarisaboutorganizationasmuchastechnology.Itimpliesnew man-machineinterfacesthatamplifyman'scapabilities,nota separationofmanandmachine.Insomesituations,combatmaybe wagedfastandfromafar,butinmanyothersituations,itmaybe slowandclose-in.Newcombinationsoffarandcloseandfastand slowmaybethenorm,notoneextremeortheother. Thepost-modernbattlefieldstandstobefundamentallyalteredbythe informationtechnologyrevolution,atboththestrategicandtactical levels.Theincreasingbreadthanddepthofthisbattlefieldandthe ever-improvingaccuracyanddestructivenessofevenconventional munitionshaveheightenedtheimportanceofC3Imatterstothepoint wheredominanceinthisaspectalonemaynowyieldconsistentwar- winningadvantagestoablepractitioners.Yetcyberwarisamuch broaderideathanattackinganenemy'sC3Isystemswhileimproving anddefendingone'sown.InClausewitz'ssense,itischaracterized bytheefforttoturnknowledgeintocapability. Indeed,eventhoughitsfulldesignandimplementationrequires advancedtechnology,cyberwarisnotreliantuponadvancedtechnology perse.Thecontinueddevelopmentofadvancedinformationand communicationstechnologiesiscrucialforU.S.military capabilities.Butcyberwar,whetherwagedbytheUnitedStatesor otheractors,doesnotnecessarilyrequirethepresenceofadvanced technology.Theorganizationalandpsychologicaldimensionsmaybe asimportantasthetechnical.Cyberwarmayactuallybewagedwith lowtechnologyundersomecircumstances. BIBLIOGRAPHY Arnett,EricH.,GunboatDiplomacyandtheBomb:Nuclear ProliferationandtheU.S.Navy,NewYork:Praeger,1989. _______________,'WelcometoHyperwar,'TheBulletinoftheAtomic Scientists,Vol.48,No.7,September1992,pp.14-21. 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Tillnexttime, *---ARiSToTLE SometimeswhenIfeellikekillingsomeone,Idoalittletricktocalm myselfdown.I'llgoovertotheperson'shouseandringthedoorbell. Whenthepersoncomestothedoor,I'mgone,butyouknowwhatI'veleft ontheporch?Ajack-o'-lanternwithaknifeinthesideofitshead withanotethatsays'You.' Afterthat,Iusuallyfeelalotbetter,andnoharmdone. IfIeveropenedatrampolinestore,Idon'tthinkI'dcallit Trampo-Land,becauseyoumightthinkitwasastorefortramps,which isnottheimpressionwearetryingtoconveywithourstore.Onthe otherhand,wewouldnotprohibittrampsfrombrowsing,ortesting thetrampolines,unlessatramp'sgyrationsseemedtobegettingout ofcontrol. It'stoobadthatwholefamilieshavetobetornapartbysomethingas simpleaswilddogs. IfyousawtwoguysnamedHamboneandFlippy,whichonewouldyouthink likedolphinsthemost?I'dsayFlippy,wouldn'tyou?You'dbewrong though.It'sHambone. Ithinksomebodyshouldcomeupwithawaytobreedaverylargeshrimp. Thatway,youcouldridehim,then,afteryoucampedatnight,you couldeathim. Tome,truthisnotsomevague,foggynotion.Truthisreal.And,at thesametime,unreal.Fictionandfactandeverythinginbetween, plussomethingsIcan'tremember,allrolledintoonebig'thing.' Thisistruth,tome. WeusedtolaughatGrandpawhenhe'dheadofftogofishing.Butwe wouldn'tbelaughingthatevening,whenhe'dcomebackwithsomewhore hepickedupintown. TodayIaccidentallysteppedonasnailonthesidewalkinfrontofour house.Andthought,Itooamlikethatsnail.Ibuildadefensive wallaroundmyself,a'shell'ifyouwill.Butmyshellisn'tmadeout ofahard,protectivesubstance.Mineismadeoutoftinfoilandpaper bags. Ifyouevergotemporarilyinsane,don'tshootsomebody,likealotof peopledo.Instead,trytogetsomeweedingdone,becauseyou'dreally besurprised. Maybeinordertounderstandmankind,wehavetolookattheworditself. Mankind.Basically,it'smadeupoftwoseparatewords--'mank'and'ind.' Whatdothesewordsmean?It'samystery,andthat'swhysoismankind. Ithinkagoodnovelwouldbewhereabunchofmenonashiparelooking forawhale.Theylookandlook,butyouknowwhat?Theyneverfindhim. Andyouknowwhytheyneverfindhim?Itdoesn'tsay.Thebookleaves ituptoyou,thereader,todecide. Then,attheveryend,there'sapageyoucanlickandittasteslike Kool-Aid. Whyisitthatwewilllaughatamaninaclownoutfit,butwewon't laughatamanjustwalkingdownthestreetcarryingaclownoutfit inoneofthoseplasticdry-cleanerbags? Probablytheearliestflyswatterswerenothingmorethansomesortof strikingsurfaceattachedtotheendofalongstick. Insteadoftryingtobuildnewerandbiggerweaponsofdestruction, mankindshouldbethinkingaboutgettingmoreuseoutoftheweaponswe alreadyhave. Thecrowsseemedtobecallinghisname,thoughtCaw. Ifyouevercatchonfire,trytoavoidseeingyourselfinthemirror, becauseIbetthat'swhatreallythrowsyouintoapanic. Justasbeeswillswarmabouttoprotecttheirnest,sowillI'swarmabout toprotectmynestofchocolateeggs. Ifyougothroughalotofhammerseachmonth,Idon'tthinkitnecessarily meansyou'reahardworker.Itmayjustmeanthatyouhavealottolearn aboutproperhammermaintenance. Insteadofraisingyourhandtoaskaquestioninclass,howabout individualpushbuttonsoneachdesk?Thatway,whenyouwanttoaska question,youjustpushthebuttonanditlightsupacorresponding numberonatoteboardatthefrontoftheclass.Thenalltheprofessor hastodoischeckthelightednumberagainstamastersheetofnames andnumberstoseewhoisaskingthequestion. Loveisnotsomethingthatyoucanputchainsonandthrowintoalake. That'scalledHoudini.Loveislikingsomeonealot. IfIwasbeingexecutedbylethalinjection,I'dcleanupmycellreal neat.Then,whentheycametogetme,I'dsay,'Injection?Ithoughtyou said'inspection.''They'dprobablyfeelrealbad,andmaybeIcouldget outofit. EventhoughIwastheircaptive,theIndiansallowedmequiteabitof freedom.Icouldwalkaboutfreely,makemyownmeals,andevenhurl largerocksattheirheads.ItwasonlylaterthatIdiscoveredthey werenotIndiansafterall,butdirtyclotheshampers. IfIwasafatherinawaitingroom,andthenursecameoutandsaid, 'Congratulations,it'sagirl,'Ithinkagoodgagwouldbetogetrealmad andyell,'Agirl!?YoumusthavememixedupwithTHATdork!'andpoint toanotherfather. Tous,itmightlooklikejustarag.Buttothebrave,embattledmenof thefort,itwasmorethanthat.Itwasaflagofsurrender.Andafter that,itwastornupandusedforshoe-shinerags,sothemenwouldlook niceforthesurrender. Itseemedtomethat,somehow,thebluejaywastryingtocommunicatewith me.Iwouldseehimflyintothehouseacrosstheway,pickupthetelepho anddial.Myphonewouldring,anditwouldbehim,butitwasjustthis squawkingandcheeping.'What?!What?!'Iwouldyellback,buthenever didspeakEnglish. Tome,clownsaren'tfunny.Infact,they'rekindascary.I've wonderedwherethisstarted,andIthinkitgoesbacktothetime Iwenttothecircusandaclownkilledmydad. AsIbitintothenectarine,ithadacrispjuicinessaboutitthat wasverypleasurable--untilIrealizeditwasn'tanectarineatall, butAHUMANHEAD!! Hewasacowboy,mister,andhelovedtheland.Heloveditsomuchhe madeawomanoutofdirtandmarriedher.Butwhenhekissedher,she disintegrated.Later,atthefuneral,whenthepreachersaid'Dustto dust,'somepeoplelaughed,andthecowboyshotthem.Athishanging, hetoldtheothers,'I'llbewaitingforyouinheaven--withagun.' ThisisaTRiBUTEtoKurtCobain! SungtothetuneofCOCAINEbyERiCCLAPTON/J.J.CALE Inhisgrungyshirt,heisknownasKurt,...COBAIN Hislifewasawreck,butnowshe'sallneck,...COBAIN He'salright,He'salright,He'salright...COBAIN Can'tgetonthecoverofSpin,whenyougotnochin,...COBAIN Hadamiserablelife,withthatbitchofawife...COBAIN Hedon'tlie,Hedon'tlie,Hedon'tlie...COBAIN Don'tknowwhathewasmixin',nohe'srestin'withNixon...COBAIN Ona12gaugehegagged,nowhe'stoetagged...COBAIN Idon'tlie,Idon'tdie,Idon'tlie...COBAIN 804.599.4152 ĿڿĿĿڿĿ¿ڿĿ ôĴôĴô¿ ARiSToTLE NuKE'94WorldHeadQuarters 804.599.4152 SysOp:ARiSToTLE14,000RemoteSysOp:Nostradamus 804.599.4152 ĿڿĿĿڿĿ¿ڿĿ ôĴôĴô¿ ARiSToTLE NuKE'94WorldHeadQuarters 804.599.4152 SysOp:ARiSToTLE14,000RemoteSysOp:Nostradamus TheViRUS_NFOisthereplacementforthenowantiquatedhullofanetwork thatwasoncereferredtoasNuKENET.Thecoupthatensuedtotallywiped outtheoldsystem.Now,wehaveeasyaccesswithoutthehasslesofyou havingtouploadyourfirstborninordertogainaccess.Stopbyandsee thechangesthathavetakenplace... ĴNuKE-SupportersĴ BBSNameNumberLocationSysOpNuKE-NeT BlackAxisVx804-599-4152NewportNukeARiSToTLEWHQ BrokedownPalace804-595-8231NewportNukeNewBombTurkHUB TheHellPiT708-459-7267IllinoisHadesNot-Yet WCIVR714-533-FalconHUB VFRSystems219-273-2431IndianaSkrunchWomanHUB YourSystemHere800-BLK-AXiSTheWorldMr.Sysop:)Soon! [OPENACCESS=ThisBud's4U!]Ĵ Axez/Credz/Kudoz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ahwell,thefunhastoendsomewhere!Ihopenobodyistoooffendedby thesatireinthismagazine!Lifeisfartooshorttogetallbentout shapeoverhumor!IDOandalwaysWILLappreciatethosewhohavethe cohoneystostandupandspeakthetruthundertheeyeoftheirpeers! Withoutthissimplequalityinlife...You'renotshit-You'llnever beshit-Andyourchildrenwillgrowuptoemulatetheshityouare! AXEZ-Boooowahahahahaha!ILikethissection:) ~~~~ TrippLewis:LearnEnglish!Stoned,lazy,andstupid,isnowayto gothroughlife!Gogetyourselfaneducationbefore yousqwuanderyourinheritenceontrinketsandshit! MichaelParis:AllhailreverendthereverendCRiS!Saveroflost cultgroupies-Championforthelame-Dickforthe dickless-Hamsterofthefelchers! TreeTrunkMary:Pyscho-Hose-Beast!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MattMiller:YoStarman!It'sagoodthingIhadtimetoaddyouto thelistofsuck-asspeople:) CREDZ ~~~~~ IcreditTyphoidMaryforhavingstartedtheentireunderground atoneanother'sthroats!Thankyou,bitch,forajobwelldone! KUDOZ ~~~~~ !HellRaiser!:Youhaveballs,dude!Tell'emALLLLLtojumpupand kissyourentireass:) !NowhereMan!:Ahwell...Thewritinghand,havingwrit,moveson! Inotherwords...Youcan'tturnbacktime,solook forward!Goodluckinschoolandknowthattheaxe isburriedonthisend! !TimeLord!:Homeslice!Wassup:)Ihopethearticledoesbringthe PsychoHoseBeastdownonyoutoomuch! !TheUnforgiven!:Iforgiveyou:) !Nostradamus!:Thanksforallthecovertinfogathering! -=BRCRTS=-:<-----\ |:Glady'allarebeingtogawdywiththescript -=FWDRSHN=-:<---/ Anyhow,Iappreciatethesupport...Okay,soitwasn'tasmuchsupport asitwassecuringyourowninterests:)Andwhereisyou'NuKE'94' flag?Idon'tsimplyhandthemouttoeverybody,yaknow:) KUDOZ ~~~~~ !TheUnforgiven!:Iforgiveyou:) !Nostradamus!:Thanksforallthecovertinfogathering! !Theora!:Weappreciateallyoursupportandhelpwithourviruses! Itisunlikelythatwewouldhaveeverfinishedcataloging themwithoutyourassistance. !Camry!:WeappreciateallthemthereTaiwanesetoys! !Theora!:Weappreciateallyoursupportandhelpwithourviruses! Itisunlikelythatwewouldhaveeverfinishedcataloging themwithoutyourassistance.BTW,NiceTiTS!:)Iseethey haveservedyouwellinyourendeavorstobecomefamous!