
*********************************     |    R O C K   A R T Z  -  9 4
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*********************************|byAristotle
******************|
****************|PROZACANTHEM-Thenamemay
***************|notmeanagreatdealtoalot
***************|ofyou,buttoothers,you'll
***************|catchthiswaveI'mridingand
****************|knowexactlywhatI'mtalking
******************|about!
*************************|
*************************|Songswithdepressingmelodies
*************************|havebeenandwillalwaysbe
*************************|apartoflife,butIcanonly
*************************|rememberahandfulthatworkon
*********************************|thereallydeeprecessesofthe
*********************************|mind.'COMEASYOUARE'by
*********************************|Nirvanna,'BLACK'byPearlJam,
********************|and'NOQUARTER'byLedZeppelin
******************|areamongsomeofthetopinmy
*****************|book.Sure,thereareothers,
*****************|buthaveyoueverreallystopped
******************|toseewhatthesesongswereall
********************|about?Imean,theonesfrom
*******************|PearlJamareawesomefortheir
******************|abilitytoreachdeepintoyour
*****************|brainandgetyouthinkabout
****************|differentthingsfromthepast,
***************|present,andthefuture.Isit
**************|goodtodothat?Lookatwhat
*********************************|happenedtoKurtCobain;mixa
*********************************|afewyearsofsmack,24houra
*********************************|daymusiclike,ComeAsYouAre,
********************|runningthroughhismind,and
****************|theonsetofaverysuccessful
************|musiccareer,it'snowonderto
**********|anyonethatheoffedhimself.
**********|Thinkaboutitforamoment!
**********|Knowingthatashotgunisfully
**********|loadedandunderyourchin,and
**********|YOURfingerisonthetrigger.
**********|Youfeelyourheartbeatingin
************|yourthroatasyoucontemplate
**************|thefinalmomentsofyesorno
********************|inyourmind-youknowthatif
*********************************|youtwitch,there'snoturning
*********************************|back-willIfeelit-isthis
*********************************|real-amIherenoworamI
***********|seeinghowIdiddoit-and
***********|then,youpullthetrigger.In
*******************|the3/100thsofasecondbefore
*************************|theexplosionofgasesripsinto
************************|thelowerpartsofyourface,
************************|whereisyourmind-areyou
************************|afraid-yes,itstoolate,but
************************|whatamIabouttofeel-canI
*************************|movefastenoughtostopthis?
******************|Nowthefirstrushoftheblast
***********|isnowrippingitswayintoyour
***********|face-OhGod,Idofeelit,you
*********************************|think-youknowdeathisonly
*********************************|aflickeroflightaway,yetyou
*********************************|alreadyknowyourdeadandyou
*****************************|areafraidbecauseitisnotthe
***************************|deathyouthought!YOUAREALIVE
*************************|inspiritandyounowseethe
***********************|endofwhatitwasthattookyou
***********************|outofthisworld-thesplit
***********************|secondfromthisworldtothe
*******************|nextshowsyouthesceneover
***************|andover.Nowthelightsbegin
*******************|tofade-acalmsettlesinas
*******************|youseethelightfadelikea
*********************|settingsun-acoldandstill
***********************|numbradiatesthoughyourevery
***************************|bone-silenceapproacheswith
*********************************|deafnessofbeingsubmergedin
*********************************|deepwater.Youhearamuffled
*********************************|cryinthebackgroundfromthe
**************************|soulsofthelivingwhocall
***************|yournamewhileallthetimenot
****************|knowingthatyouhavedonethis
*************************|toyourself.Andsuddenly,as
*************************|quicklyasyousawyourselfgo,
*************************|youawakenfromthedeepdreams
*************************|ofsuicide,onlytofindthegun
*************************|inyourhand,asitwerewhen
*************************|youfirstbeganthisjourney
****************|insideyourself.Startledbythe
***************|realizationthatyou'restill
**************************|alive,youflinch,butthistime
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*********************************|<heh>.......Aristotle




LifeOn#ViRUS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ARiSToTLE/NuKE'94

Whoahdude!It'sliketotallybogusupthereinCyberspace!Itook
myfirsttripuptherelastweekandhavenowsuccessfullylogged
34.3hoursontheIRC.Ooooo!Ahhhhh!TheLandofTheELiTE,
HarborofTheHeavies,CorralorTheCool,AbodeofTheAwesome!
Atrulyradicalplace...solike,whatdoyadothere,Mr.Wizard?

Well,I'lltellya!FolksliketheaforementionedPyscho-Hose-Beast
canbefoundrunningamuck,ChumpCityBluessysop,Tallywacker,is
onthere...Lot'sofneatshit!Infact,someWaY-K00Lscriptsare
includedinthispuppyincaseyoueverneedtogothere.These
guysareusedforallmannerofstuff...Like,FloodInsurance,
LamerKickz,MessageLogging,Cool-CryptoNewSpeak,andsoon!
Youreallygottabetheretoappreciatealltheneatshitthough.

Anyhow,whilegrazinginapastureoflittletwits,Ifoundout
thatyoucanlike,bogusyourinfo,sopeoplewon'tknowwhoyou
areandwhereyou'recallingfrom.Thisamust!You'veneverseen
suchatargetrichenvironmentforagoodflamewartobreakout!
Hencethename'POUNDViRUS'(#virus)...Ireckoncuzafterafew
minutesofsomeonelikeTallywacker,youwannadriveoverand
'''POUND'''hisfuckingass!<g>

Ah,butitdoeshaveitsgoodside!Youcandoamegasuckonsome
majorfilesintherewithoutanyoneeverknowingaboutit!Like,
totalfilesuckagetothemax!We'retalkingmaximumleachagehere-
thedownloadingofanentireHDinseconds!Ah,butthenagain...
Ifyou'repatheticandonlyhavea2400bpsmodem,youjustmade
yourserversitefilthyrichinFunkWare!Youreckonthey'll
likeyouforthat:)

Naturally,afterbeinginthethickofsomeflamewarsofbiblical
proportions,IdecidedthatTHISwastheplaceforme!<g>There
isnothingmoresatisfyingthantoseeweakdickpeoplewhopossess
notacommandoftheQueen'sEnglish,godowninsheerandutter
disgrace!Moooowahahahahaha....Get'emsopissedofthatthey
dreamaboutyouseeingyoudead,naked,andonfire!

Sopeople,dothisonesimplethinginlifebeforeyouturnblack
andcroak...Spend$20bucksonanInternetsitethatoffersIRC
andjoininthefun,butbecareful!It'saddictiveashell........

Lookmeup;ariaxis@infi.net




THECHESTERFIELDHILLBILLIES

[ThemeSong]

Well,lemmetellyalil'storyboutaboynamedTripp...
ApoorRichmonddwellerandamudslingerfromthehip!

Thenonedaywhileshootin'setsandblues...
Cameabubb-linupofyesterday'sfood!

Hurl,thatis!
Dirtymold!
Regurgy-Tea...

Well,thefirstthingyaknow,
Ol'Tripp'sadyin'there!
Kinsfolkssaid,'Movehimouttahere!'!

SotheyloadedupthetruckandwenttoChickahominy!
River,thatis!

Blacktar,
cesspools,
andfullofTB!

[BriefNarration]

WejoinourhillbillyfriendsasTrippFrumpetisabouttomarry
hislonglostlove,thelovelypsycho-hose-beast,TreeTrunkMary.

'Dearlybloved,wearegatherheeruhinsightofMcAfeeandAssc.
tojointogether,thiswimpandhispsycho-hose-beast,inmoldy
matrimony'...

DoYOU,Tripp,withyoursemiconicalheadbobbingeversoslightly
fromsidetoside,takethispsycho-hose-beasttobeyouraweful
wife?Tolove,honor,cherish,andobey,tillshewhipsyourass
anddeparts?

Derrrrrrrrrruhhh,huh?Oh,yeah,shoredo,Parson!

DoYOU,TreeTrunkMary/Psycho-hose-beast,withyoutitssagging
eversograciouslytotheground,leavingtracksinthedirtasyou
plowinthetobaccofields...,takethisbuffoontobeyouraweful
husband?Tohumb,scrump,andlay,tillyouwhiphisassanddepart?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh,humpa,humpa,
humpa,humpa...

Uh,'scusemeDeaconJones,wouldyouputtheleashbackonthe
psycho-hose-beastuntilAFTERtheysmurried?Thankya!

Nowthen,ahyeah...DoyouTreeTrunkMary*&#&@*#*@

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!ArrrrghAyyyeeeeha...pummel,pummel,scrumpa,
humpa...

Weeeeeldoggies,Parson!Wouldyoulookat'emgettingafterit?
..andrightcheerintheparsonageto!Lawdy...

STATIONBREAK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hifriends!Howlonghasitbeensinceyou'vehadabigol'bite
ofsomesouthernFRIIIIIIEDchicken?Wellsir,nowyoucangetall
allyoucaneatat,'Pyscho-Hose-BeastsFriedChickenandLips'!
Foronly$2.98listentowhatyouget!

2tinybreastsand2humongousthighs
AheapingofmashedpotatoescoveredinaHOTsmegmagravy!
AlargefrothymugofMilwaukee'sBeast
and...forthekiddieswhoarefinickyasshit,wewillsubstitute
the2tinybreastsfor2Underweardeviledhamsandwiches!

Whenyouorderat'Psycho-Hose-Beast's',allyougottasayis..
ForChickenLegs...Legme!
ForChickenBreasts...Breastme!
andforChickenFingers...Fingerme!

Y'allcomeondownnow,yahere!

Daddy,DADDY,hepme!HEPME!...
Wasswrong,Tripp???IsthePsycho-Hose-Beasthurtin'yaagin?
NoDaddy...It'smommathistime!Thedoctortoldherto'prick
myboil',butshetryingtoboilmyprick!Shedonescaldedmy
sister'sfacerealbad!

...joinusnexttimewhenwehearTrippsay...

Iain'teatingthatshityoucooked,TreeTrunk...Ittasteslike
anunwasheddick!

[TechnicalNote]

**SetsandBlues**isaslangnameformainlining
Talwin(Pentazocine)andanAnti-Histimine.




Aristotle'scommentsareprefixedwith'::'

[EchoesofConspiracy]

::wooo!spookyname:)

ByFireCracker
::akaTallywacker

YouhavenoideahowmanytimesthisweekIhavebeenasked'IsJohn
Buchanonanarc?'WellIcannotreallysayhonestlyyesornotoanyone
whohasaskedthisquestion.TheonlythingIcanofferthereaders&
friendsistheopportunitytoseeforthemselvesalltheinformationand
leteachandeveryonedecideforthemselveswhatistruthandwhatis
false.

::Shouldn'tthatbe,TRUEorFALSE?Hmmm,suckenglish,Tripp!

RoundOne:
----------

IhaveknownAristotleAKAJohnBuchanonforabout2yearsnow.
Iwasverymuchtakeninbyhissocialengineeringskillsanddidnot
realizehowmuchhelikedtohavecontroloversomeoneuntilhehad
backstabbedsomeofmyfriends.

::yes!ImasteredinitMr.'NoSelf-Esteem'Lemming

InthebeginningwhenIfirststartedtotalkto'Aristotle'(Onmy
dime!),myheadwasfilledwith'Doyouknowthisperson?..Wellhe/sheisa
av'erandthispersonandthispersonandthisperson..etcetcetc'

::buttheshitwastrue,wasn'tit:)andyouphreakedthecallsTripp,
sothedimeissueisamootpoint!

IstoppedcallinghimonaregularbasisafterIgottiredofthe
politicalcrapthathekeptoninsistingontryingtodrillinmyhead.

::youwilldoexactlyasIsay!WhenIcounttothree,youwillbecome
aweak-dickperson!
::1...2...NOTYET!Ihaven'tfinishedcounting!SoIcheated...
you'realreadyaweak-dickperson...Moooooowahahahahahaha!

Istartedtalkingtohimagaininthesummerof93'.Atthistimeperiod
JohnwastheNuKENETUSAHQ.FunnythoughIhaveneverseenaHUBona
anetworkhavetohavetheNetworkModerator(RockSteady)pollhimbecause
hecouldnotcallout.

::socialengineering,Tripp...socialengineering:)

Ourtimeonthephonewasnodifferntthanbefore.Hewasalittleupset
thatNuKEhadnotdoneanythingsinceVCLbesidesinfojournals.

::morelikelaughing,butperceptioniswhatreallymattershere!

HewantedtoknowifIwantedtohelphimstartagroup.Isaidsurewhyno

::hmmm,ayearearlier,youwerelearyofmysocialengineering!Nowlook
atyou.Where'sthetruth,Tripp?Saywhatyoumean!

HesaidletsusethenameNuKE.IsaidhuhuJohnthatnameisliketaken
remember.Hesaid'Whocares..letsdoitanyway'IsaidnawwIthink
I'llpassdude.

::So,Itookit!Mooowahahahahaha!

Istartedtothinkaboutthis.AroundthistimeperiodIhadnotreceived
anymailfromtheNuKENETin23DAYS!SoIcalledJohnandaskedhimwhat
wasup..AnswersIgotwere'..Notmuchgoingonthenetrightnow'or'
Mustbesomethingwrongbetweenyouandthebbsyouarepolling'SoI
calledRockSteadyupandsaid'SOMETHINGAN'TRIGHT!,Iwanttopollthe

::narq???Hmmm,pot,kettle,black???

WHQ(CyberneticViolence)'andwithinanhourIwaspollinggettingabout
350kofmessagesIneverhadseencomeacrossthenet.Icalledtheboard
(oneofJohnsguru's)Iwasgettingfeedfromandtoldthesysopnotto
packmailforme..IwasgettingitstraightfromCanada.Johncalledme
withinanhourofthisandwasextremlypissed,andsaidthatIwaswalking
onhisfeetandscrewingallhisplansup.'Isaidwhatplansarethese
John?'Hetoldmethat'IamgoingtokickCanadaandoverseasoutof
thenetandtakeitover.'SoIbasicallytoldhimtogetalifeandto
screwoff,whichhedidnotlike.Ireceievedalotofcallsonmyvoice
number,afterthis,fromAristotlepawnslike:

::heh,yeahright!Yousaid'screwyou,John'!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothardly,MrWussy!Youweremorelikefuckingscaredshitless!

GeneParisAKAJesusSlutFucker;Tellsmehewasgoingsetmynameupin
theNationalCrimeComputerasbeingwantedforchildmolestationandhe
wouldbelaughingatmeinjail.IamsurprisedthatJohnactually
associatedhimselfwithsomeonewhowasacocaineaddict,wasrunning
aroundtexascrashbbsandmadethisarequirementtojoinhislittle
terroristgroup.Rumorshavepointedmeastheindiviualwhoturned
Geneinbutthisisanuntruth.Gene,likeanidiot,triedtouploada
virustotheNCCandreceivedaphonecallafterhegotdonethatsaid,
'Wegotyou'andthatwastheendofGene.


::Gene,whoserealnameisPaskalParis,wasaregisterednurseandnot
justsomecocaineaddict!Youknowthis!AndeveryoneintheVxknows
thisaswell.WouldhehavetrashedyouonNCIC?Ibelieveso,butwe
willneverknow,willwe?AndwithreferencetotheRUMORSthatYOU
turnedhimin...Shit,Tripp...YouTOLDGenehimselfthatyouwere
goingtodothis!Yeah,GeneDIDuploadavirustoNCICandreceived
acalllessthan1minuteafterhavingdoneso...Theysaid,'Gotcha!'
Oh,andBTW...it'snotovertillGeneissatisfiedthatyoudidn't
snitchhimoff!Rememberthat,Tripp!You'reproblemlieswithhim!

Questiononmymind,didsomeoneurgehimonandthensethimup?
Havefuninjailmoron!

::That'stostorybooktypical.Whytossagoodsoldierunderatank?

A'Hacker';whotellsmehehashackedJohnsbbsandgotmyvoicenumber
fromJohn's'pretend'netwherehehadsupposedlypostedit.Istilldo
notknowwhatthepurposeofthiscallwas.Whowasthisthatcalledme
John?

::Heh!Yeah,a16yearoldkidthatthree-wayedthecalltoaskyousome
questions:)He'snotahacker...Aphreakermaybe,butcertainlynot
ahacker!Whowasit?...inyourwildestdreams,Trippymyboy:)

Jackel;ThisguyisTKO'ednoneedtogoingreatdetailshere!

::Nicecallthere,Mr.LineJudge:)I'madifferentplayer,homeslice!

RoundTwo:
-----------
::moredribble!

InAprilof1993,AfriendofminewascallingdifferntH/P/C/V/T/A/R/G/...
bbs'slookingforvirusesandcameacrosssomeboardthatwasintocredit
cardexchange.Helookedaroundabitandconsequentlysawhisbrothers
creditinfoposteduponthisbbs.Heaskedthesysoptoremoveitand
wastoldtoFUCKOFF.Myfriendsaidoklet'sdancemr.sysopandcalled
theUnitedStatesSecretServiceaboutthisbbs.Therewassupposedtobe
ameetingthefollowingday.Hetoldhisparents,myself,andJohn.Around
10:00thedayofthemeeting,myfriendcalledmetotellmetheSecret
Servicecalledhisvoicemailboxandleftamessagethatsaid'Weheard
youtoldsomepeopleaboutourmeetingandwefindthisunacceptable,
thereforewearecancellingourmeeting'Wewerenotsureofthereason
andknewwhosaidsomethingbutdidnotknowwhy.AyearlaterAristotle
toldmyfriendthathewastheonewhocalledthesecretservicebecause
hewantedto'protect'himfromanythingbadhappeningtohim.When
confrontingAristotleaboutthisIwasaskedwheredidIreceivethis
infofrom,IrefusedtotellhimbutIdidsaythatIwastoldaboutthis
incidentfromtwodifferentparties.Myquestionisstillunansweredas
oftoday.WhatwhereyouprotectinghimfromJohn?

::OkTripp,I'llmakeadealwithyou!Youcoughupthenameofthisdude
inthenextpublicationofyourFagRag,andI'llansweranyquestions
aboutthisalledged'goodsamaritan'actIdid.Deal?

RoundThree:
------------

JohnandmyselflockedhornsagaininlateMarch(1994).AfellowNuKE

::Lockedhorns???HAHAHAHAHAHAHASoundslikeasubliminalhomodesireyou
have,Tripp!HAHAHAHAHA

memebercalledandletmeinonsomerealsweetinformationaboutAristotle

::Likewhat?Theflavorofmypenisorsomething?

andthefactthathemightbeaninformantofsomekind.Johnknewthat
somethingwasupandgotonthehornwithjustaboutallofustotellus
thatthisinformationshouldnotbepublished.Iprobablyspentabout5
hourstotallisteningtoJohnexplainthattherewerealotofcrazypeople
intheworldandthatthisinformationmightleadsomeoneintothinkhe
wasaninformant/narc/whateverandthattheymightcomeandhurthis
family.ItriedtoexplaintoJohnthatthesamethinghadhappento

::Noshit,youlittleassipe!Butthat'sokay,becausewe'vealready
discussedthe'Ifyoudo,Ido'scenarios..Youdid...Iwill:)

meatthehandsofoneofhisDisciples(Jackel)byhimrealeasing'The
HopperMainnaFiles'outonwareznetstellingindividualsIhadbustedhis
CousinParisforphreakingandthisisthenumbertheyshouldcalltofuck
withmeatwork.ItoldJohnthatalltheseWaReZguru'shadmyinfoand
weretoldIwasanarcbutnothinghappened,excepteveryonegotakickout
oflisteningtoallmightyjackeltalkonaspeakerphoneatwork.Ifound
thattryingtoshowJohnthecloserelationshipwithmyexampleandhisonl
encouragedmorescreaminginmyear!IreadovertheinformationIreceived
anditisquiteinterestingandIreallywishIcouldshareitwithyouher
butitisnotmyinformationtoshareandIamsurewhentheownerwantsit
tobereleasedhewilldoso.

Thelastestinfo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well,IhavetodisagreewithScreamingRadishinthefactthatIdonot
thinkheisonthetopofJohn'sshitlistanymorebecauseofaincident
thathappenedinearlyApril.Itseemsthatheisextremlypissedatthe
factthatsomeonefollowedhisbutttoworkonedayanddidsomechecking
inontheeverydaylifeofaristotle.Hefinallysawwhatitwaslikewhe
someonepulledthesameinfogatheringchildishshitonhim.Iwastoldon

::andIlaughedinyourfacedidn'tI,Tripp!

thephonebyJohnthathewasgoingtocometomyworkandgrabmefrom
behindmydeskandstompeveryfuckingtoothoutofmymouth.Unknownlyat
thetimeIwasrecordingthiswholething.ItoldJohnthattheonlyreason
thatitwasdonetohimwastoproveaharmlesspointthatitisnotfun
whenthetablesareturned.

::Nope!YousaidyouwerenottapingtheconversationwhenIaskedyou!
Ahwell-Youlied:)BTW,thewayitwassaidwas,'Ifyoukeepfucking
withmeandpissmeoffbadenough,IwillcometoRichmond,snatchyour
narrowassoutfrombehindyourdesk,andstompallyourfuckingteeth
outofyourskull'!-Let'snotminimizethetoneofthatstatement:)

Sotoanswerthequestion...IsJohnaFed?Iwouldsaynoheisnota
truefedbutsomeonewhoislookingforagovermentjobandmayleak
informationtofriendstotryandboosthischancesatanoppertunity.

::Because,Tripp..Youdon'thavetheballstosayit!Youneedsomeone
elsetodoyourdirtywork!

'SowhatFC,doesitmatterifJohnisturninginhackers?Doyousay
thatyouareinsupportoftheactivityofpeopledoingeviland
mischeviousthingswithcomputers,telecommunications,credit,and
electronictresspassing?'

::Nowit'sonethingtoscrewuptheconceptsofaconversation-Itis
anothertodeliberatelymisquoteme!Carefulhomeboy...

NoIamnotonewhocondonesthisstuffnordoIthinkitismydutytorun
aroundcyberspaceplayingcybercophuntingdownthemeanandevilhackers
oftheworld.Ifpeoplearedoingsomethingwrongtheywillgetthem
ownselvesintrouble,unlesstheyaregood..Idohaveaproblemthough
withsomeonerunningaroundplayingcybernarc,settingpeopleup,erging
youngmindson,thenturnaroundandreportthieractionstothierlocal
SercretServiceoffice.WhichIdobelievetobethecasehere.

::Ooooo,hesaidit:)Anarq!Moooowahahahahahahaha!

Ithink

::NoTripp,youdon'toryouwouldhaveneversaidthatshit:)

Johnsbiggestproblemisthathewasdiagnosedwithalearningdisabilty
atapostteenageandhasstrongNarsassictendancieswiththeergeto
shareitwithusall.

::heh!Yeah!There'snotapersonintheUSthathaseverspokenwith
methatwillbuyintothatshit!Butnicetry:)

ThenextarticleyoushouldreadisonethatwaswrittenbyMikeParis
[C.R.I.S.].Ifoundittobeveryinformativeandansweredsomeofthe
unansweredquestionIhad.

::you'dfindaBazookaGumwrapperinformative,Tripp!

FireCracker,[FaGG]

::WellthankyouMr.Lewisforyourindepthcharacteranalysisoftheone
calledARiSToTLE.Gollygee,spokenlikeareally'InTheKnow'kinda
person:)




TheFactsAboutAristotleAndHisFriends
Aristotle'scommentsareprefixedwith'::'

::Oh,Ialreadylikethisone:)
::factsandallthatshit!

ThingsIhaveSeenandheard
and
ThethingsHeToldMe.

::THISconstitutesFACT?
::Man,youareanIDIOT!

By:MichaelParisC.R.I.S

FirstofallIdonotagreeinputtingpeopledownorslammingon
them.Thisinformationisnotwrittenassuch,itisjusttoserve
thoseouttherethatwanttoknowthefactsandhappeningsinthe
lastyearbetweenC.R.I.S,MichaelParis,hisfriendsand
Aristotle.
^^^^^^^^^
::The'malohombre'inquestion!

Firstsomesimplefactsabouthim.JohnandIatonetimewere
prettyclose.Ispentthousandsofdollarsonphonecallstohim,

::YOUmayhavethoughtso:)

onanaverageIwouldsayweusedtotalkatleasteverydayfor
aboutsixmonthsandasthebillsweregettingworseatleasta
coupletimesaweek.Johnalwayshadhisideasandplansandabig
egotogowiththem.Ifyouaretalkingtohimnowyouwill
understandwhatIsayquitewell.

::Yep!Anegothesizeofmycock:)

Hemakesboldstatementsallthetimeandhemakesitsoyouhave
toagreewithhim.EverythinghesaysisGospelandyouhaveto
agreewithhimorgetaheadache.Iwillgointosomeofthese
claimslaterinthisletter.IfyouknowhimortalktohimIurge
youtoconsiderthecontentsofthisinformationandpullout(just
disappear)whileyoucan.

::HAHAHAHA!CanIusetheheadachepartsometime?Thatwasgood!

Youmightsaytoyourselfthatyouknowheisfullofshitbutyou
arehavingfunrightnow,andyouareincontrol.Donotbe
deceived!Oncehegetshisclawsintoyouitishardtogetaway.
Itislikejoiningacult.Itseemstometobeaslowbrain
washingprocess.Becareful!

::'SELF'I'mfullofshit,butI'mhavingfun!Hahahahaha...
TheCultOfARiSiSM:)Wouldthepeoplebecalled
ARiSToTLEiTES?

Aristotle'sClaimstoC.R.I.S
------------------------------

WhenCrisfirstbegantoformandtakeshapewemetJohnandbegan
toreceivetheNuKEecho'sthroughhim.Wethoughthewasacool
guyandinvitedhimtojoin.Itwasnotlongbeforewesawthathe
wantedtotakeCrisover,hestartedcomingupwithideasand
dictatingtouswhatweweregoingtodo.Thisdidnotlastvery
long,butthefactistherethatwestoppedinourtracksandcame
torealityofthedirectionwewantedtotake.

::Ah,admittedvictimsofsocialengineering:)Oh,andlook!They're
convertnow!!!ThanksMikey!

Johnstillinthebackgroundtriedhisbesttogetotherpeople
into'his'littleCrisgroupthathestartednaming'institutesof
virusresearch'.Wewantednopartofthisorhimatthistime.
Ourlasttalkonthetopicwas'whereistheresearch'Johnhadno
plansofresearch,itwasjustanameortitletogethimfarther
inhisgames,heneverwantedtobelegitinwhathewasdoing.

::HAHAHAHAHAHA!Andtheydidtoo!Therewaslike6ofthemintheUS:)

Everythinggoodhastooriginatewithhim!Heisthemaster,the
creatorofallgoodthings,butifyouknowhimyouknowwhatI
mean.

::Yes,Mike.YouHAVEseenthelight:)

DidyouknowthatALLvirusesgetuploadedtoJohn(FIRST)before
anyotherVXboardwillgetthemJohnalreadyhadthem.Didyou
knowthatALLthevirusesoutthereontheotherVXboardsarefrom
Johnandthatifitwasnotforhimtheywouldnothavethem?

DidyouknowthatJohnknows(everyone)thatissomebody?(BothAV
andVX)

::Please,I'mblushing:)

DidyouknowthatJohnisaheadofeveryone?(smartestguyinthe
world)

::Hmmm,TrippsaidIhadalearningdisability!Y'allshouldcolaborate
morewhenwagingapropagandacampaignonsomeone:)

DidyouknowthatheknowsALLthatisgoingonin(EVERY)group
andALLinfocomestohimfirst?

JOHNANDTHEFEDS
-----------------

Lifewasnicewithouttalkingtohimforawhile,howlongcould
thislast?Notlongatall.Therewasafriendofafrienddown
hereawhileagothatIgotacallon.Thecallwassimpleand
sweet,Tellhimtostopwhatheisdoing,orheisgoingtoget
busted.Icalledhisfriendandhisfriendcalledhimtowarnhim.

::eruh,youmeanSARAGORDON!

NextcomesacallfromJohn.(Mr.Fed)Whogaveyouthisinfo!
Someone'sgoingtohang!'Iwillfindoutwholeakedthis
information!''IwillcalltheheadofAT&Tsecurityandheads
willroll''Wewillfindoutwhodidthis''Ithadtobesomeone
internalwithconnections'.

::Oh,butMikey,youleftoutthepartwherethepersonwhotoldyou
youaboutTHATpersonalsosaidthat*I*wasresponsible,so
sureItoldyouIwasgoingtoresearchitasdeeplyasIcould
bytellingthefolksatAT&Tthatsomeoneinyourfamily(according)
toYOU,hadgivenyouthisinformation!Itwasanarmtwisting
situationwhereIwasholdingthisoveryourheadthatyouwould
eithertellmewhosaidthisshitoryouwouldburntheperson
ontheinsideforhavingleakedinformationonanongoing
investigation!Ah,andwhatwastheoutcome?<heh>Itwasyour
littlebuddySarathatcougheduptheinformationtoyou!I
playedyouforweakandIwasright!

WhywasJohnsoupsetwiththis?Wellitturnsoutthatthisguy
wasbeingusedbybothJohnandanother(Known)FederalAgentto
getpeopleconnectedto800conferencesandgetingoodwiththem.

::Ithinkeveryoneknowstheguyyou'retalkingabout,sowithout
causinghimanyundogrief,let'saskourselvesthis?Withhim
beingwiththeagencyheiswith,whatconnectionistherewith
telecommunicationsfraud?

FunnythingwasthatJohntoldmehewasupsetwithNukeandtaking
itoverbecauseoftheirNuke-Info#7,andalloftheH/P/Astuff
inthere,andnowhehasthiskidcallingmeandtwo-wayingthe
callillegallysohedoesnothavetopayforthecall.

::Nope!Itwastherecopyingofthe2600magazinethatchappedmy
ass,alongwiththetextbookwriteupsonexplosives!

ItoldhimNEVERtocallmeinsuchawayagain.Ihaveawifeand
children,Idonotneedstufflikethiscomingbacktome!

::Oh,wecanrunaWaReZBBSandendagerourfamilywiththethreat
oftotalpropertyseizure,butaphonecallwastoomuch:)

FromtalkingtothisguyIfindoutthatheisPhreakingallover
thecountryforJohnandhisFEDfriend!Iaskedhimifhewas
crazyorwhat!Thenextthingyouseeisthisguyorganizing800
conferencesgettingverywellknownPhreakersonthelinewithJohn
andhisFEDfriends.WefigurethatJohnwasusinghimtogetto
theothersandmakefriendswiththemandgetthembusted.

::Mike!Didn'tYOUposthisnameandinfointheFIDO'ViRUS_iNFO'
echoandtellhimNEVERtocallyouagainbecausehewasbeige
boxingonhisneighborshouse?Hmmm,didyouknowthatitwas
fromTHATinformationthatAT&Twasabletoplacehimwiththe
guiltofmakingthosecalls?Oh,butwecan'ttalkaboutthat
canwe:)

Johntoldmethathehatedpeoplethatwerephreakers,whyelse
wouldhedoit?AndthenJohncallsandisrealmadthatnowhe
wantstostop(becausewewarnedhim),Why?Wehelpedruinhis
plans!

::Thispartiseventoocorneytocommenton,Mike!Youcansurelyfind
abettermotivethanthat!

ARSTOTLESBBS-AFEDBOARD?
----------------------------

Thisisontape<G>

NowwecometothetimeJohntookhisboarddownandfinallygota
job.Butwhatkindofjob?Askhim,Iwasrealfriendlywithhim
onedayandhetoldme:)

::Nodenialaboutthat!Yourobsequiousbehaviourishowyoufunction
inlife,Mike:)Forthementallyimpaired,thatmeanshewas
'SUCKINGUP'.

FirstJohnneededtogetasecurityclearanceforthejobhehas
nowwiththefederalgovernment.Heranintosomeproblemswith
thisbecausehehaddealingswithsomeneo-naziorganizationin
germany.(hesoldtheheadofthisorganizationhisvirus
collection)Thefedshadaninvestigationonthis,theytoldJohn
thatthiswasaninternationaloffence.itcouldbetermedas
espionage.Sellingweaponstotheenemy.

::Unfortunately,Icannotcommentonthis:)

CouldthisbewhyhisboardisnowaccordingtoJohn'sanctioned'?

::AH,butthisIcan!...NO!

YesJohntookhisBBSdownforabouttwoweeksandthenputitback
upagain.Hetoldmehewouldneverputitbackup,thenhetold
methathetoldthefedsthathetookitdownforgoodandwould
notgetbackintovirusesorBBS'sorthelike.ThenJohnsaid
thattheytoldhimtoputitbackup.

JohntoldmethatIwasdoingitallwrong,HereatCriswetell
peoplewherewearecomingfrom,WeareAVVX,Johnsays,'youare
notgoingtogetanymoreuploads''youwouldnotbelievethestuff
Iaminto''Iamworkingwith(AVpersonsnameremoved)''weare
workingonagovernmentscanner'YesJohntoldmethatheisin
constantmeetingswithAV/Governmentpeopleandthathisboardis
sanctionedbytheUSGovernment,Hetoldmethatallofhisinfo
andvirusesaregivenovertothem.

::HereatCRiS!HAHAHAHAHA!SoundslikeaMobileHomesadvertisment!

JOHN/HOWCANYOUTRUSTHIM?
-----------------------------

NotlongagotherewassomeonethatJohnwastalkingto,Shewasin
VirnetandpassingVirnetandAVinfotoJohn.Shenevergot
anythinginreturn,shewasjusttryingtobefriendsandhelpJohn
out.SheboughthiscollectionandevenmadefriendswithJohn's
wife.ThenonedayJohndecidedhedidnotneedheranymoreso

::SCREEEECH!Stopthebus!We'retalkingaboutthePsycho-Hose-Beast,
akaTyphoidMary,akaPamTrexlerof505OffenheimerinLosAlamos
NewMexico,arewenot?Yep!Itseemsthatol'TreeTrunkMary
haddevelopedquiteahorneyformygoodfriend,TimeLord,(sorry
aboutthatdude)!SheranoffuptoPump.Conlastyearandmethim!
Damn,thedudecalledmeupandsaid,'John,youknowhowPamsaid
shewasalittleuglyandallthat?',Yeah,Ireplied!,'Well,
she'sworse'.Mooooowahahahahahahahaha,I'msurprisedthepolice
didn'tcomeandarrestmeforlaughingsoloud:)Anyhow...The
Psycho-hose-beastwasentrancedbythisyoungandvibrantCanadian
'StudlyHungwell',andshecontinuedtogetallwetandhorneyover
hisveryname.HerpelviswouldundulateinHUMONGOUSgirationsat
theverythoughtofmakingacandy-barouttaol'TimeLord:)
HAHAHAHAHAHA..Sorry!Gotcarriedaway!Man,whatanastypicture
thatbringstomind...SoitgoesthatTreeTrunkMaryisdumped
intoanoblivionofdestitutionwhenTimeLordtellsherto
'Fuckoff,die,andbefounddead,naked,andonfire'!She
immediatelycallsmeupandblamesmefor'tainting'heralledged
relationshipwithhim!Somuchso,thatthispsycho-hose-beast
startssendingnetmailallovertheworldsayingthatIwassome
sortofFederalieorsomething.Herfirstpiecewentouttoone
namedScreamingRadish!OfcourseHe'llnevercoptothefact
shedidthis,sofuckhim!Thenshebeginsappearingallover
theIRCchannelswithmessagesofgloom.doomabouthowIam
runningamuck,narqingonfolks..Ohwell...Sogoesthewayof
theIRC:)Tosumallthisup...TwomonthsbeforePammie-Poo
lostherjobattheLosAlamosNationalLaboratories,shehad
calledupalldepressedbecausethecontractcompanywithwhom
sheWASemployed,decidednotto're-up'hercontract...Shenow
saysthatshewasfiredbecasue*I*calledtheLANLsecurity
teamandtoldthemofherviruscollection.Which,BTWshehad
purchasedfrommeonLosAlamosNationalLaboratoryletterhead!

So,nowthatthatshitisclearedup,pleasecontinueMike!

whatdidhedo?Hecalledtheheadofthisnetandtoldonher,I
knowthisforafact!Johntoldmeso.Alsosheendeduploosing
herjobwithagovernmentcompanybecause(shesaid)Johncalledhe
workandtoldonher.Throughtheirwholerelationshipshewas
worriedandaskedJohnnottotellpeoplewhoshewasorwhatshe
did.Johnpromisednevertotellanyone.

::<heh>IshouldhavereaddowntoherebeforeIwroteallthat!
Hereitisthough!Readitforyourself...

JohnGavemephonenumbersandfilesthatwereneversupposedto
getout.Johngavemeinfoonenight(names,addresses,phone
numbers,etconallthatboughthiscollectionandthatwereonhis
bbs).HegavemeNukemembershomepersonalphonenumbers.

::LikeoverahundredpeopleboughtthemMike!There'snowaythis
evertookplace!WeDIDhowever,compareusernamesofthefolks
onoourBBSlookingfortheAVmoles!

Johnisnowreleasingpersonalinfoonallthatheismadat.

::Notall,Mike!Justthelamemotherfuckerswhoareinvolvedinthis
messymudslingingcampaignthatFirecrackerandScreamingRadish
havecookedup!Andforwhat...Theuseofthename'NuKE'!

Thepointhereisareyougoingtobenext?

::No,butyouronthelist:)

YoukeepfeedingJohninfooneveryoneheasksyouto,andinbetween
thebreathsheiswritingdownyourinfo,takingscreencaptures,
etc..waitingforthedayhedecidesyouareofnouseanymore.
Ormaybehewillgetyoubustedwhenheisthroughwithyou.Do
notbedeceived!

::Ineverneededtowritethingsdown!Ihaveastealtrapfor
amemory:)

Thisisonedangerousman!

::Allowmetoexpressmyselftoyou,Mike!

ĿĿĿ
Ĵ
ooo

...inlivingcolor!




NoSTRaDaMuSinterviewsthe'FEDS'.
QuestionshackedbyNoSTRaDaMuSfromSaraGordoninterviews.

Inmyarticle,Iinterview-=BRCRTS=-(Known)'FED1'
andhiscohort-=FWDRSHN=-(Known)'FED2'.

LetitbeknowntoallthattheyareFederalGovernmentemployees.Theyar
notmembersofNuKEnordotheywanttobe.Onthatnote,hereistheir
articleforNuKEInfojournal#(whoreallygivesafuck).Thispaperis
goingtobeaworkofextremesatire,thusgrammarrulesandspellingwill
beusedtopokefunatotherpeopleandattheirexpense.SomethingIdo
quitewell.Ialsotakethelibertyandclaimtheinalienablerightof
writer'sembellishment.Icrackmeup!Haaaaaaa!!

Also,IreservetherighttosayFUCKITtotheinterviewandgointoa
tirade,diatribe,fulmination,harangue,jeremiad,obloquy,andphilippic
atanytimeduringthisarticle.

Thankyouforyoursupport.

NoSTRaDaMuS[NuKE'94]

Nostradamus:HowdidyoufirstmeetARiSToTLE?

Interviewer'sembellishment:
FED1
IthinkIcamehomeearlyonedayandfoundhimfuckingmywife.
Ifelthegetswhathedeserves.Poorguy.ThisishowIgot
myfirstvirus.

FED2
Ditto!

-=BRCRTS=-:
'Let'sgetonethingstraight,ifyouchangeorretouchanyofmywords
Iwillfindyouandtwistyoulikeapretzel.Withthatoutoftheway
ifyouagree,I'llgrantyouaninterview.'

-=FWDRSHN=-:
Yeah,justbestraightwithus.

Nostradamus:
'OK,I'llleaveyourwordsalone,'[Silently,Istuckmyhandbetweenmy
legsandsaidtomyself(*pretzelTHIS,youdouchebag*)],'butdropthe
professionalwrestlingstance.Now,howdidyoufirstmeetARiSToTLE?

-=BRCRTS=-:
'Iprobablycalledhisboard,itwasauniqueBBSforitstime.Iremember
thatIhadjustgottenontheLandfillaroundthattimeandtheLandfill
wentdownaweeklater.Itreallypissedmeoff.John'sBBSwasreally
coolatthattimebecausehewassoopenaboutaccess.'

-=FWDRSHN=-:
IcameacrosshisboardnumberontheFIDOVirusEcho.Seemedlikean
interestingguysoIcalledhimup.AfewmonthslaterIhadtoattenda
conferencenearhishometownsoImadearrangementstomeethimpersonally
HeisoneoftwoVxsysopsI'vemetinperson,andtheonlyonewho'staken
meintohishome.

Nostradamus:
Howdidyougetyourfirstcomputervirus?[Weallknowhowyougotyour
othervirus.Penicillinhelp?]

-=BRCRTS=-:
'Inlate1989orearly1990ananti-virusvendorcametoouragencyselling
theirproduct.IsaidIbelieveproductclaimsthroughexperimentationnot
vendordemonstration.IaskedthemhowcouldIreallyknowiftheir
productworks?

Theownergavemeabout60virusesandsaidMerryChristmas.Itookthose
virusesandTRADEDthemwithD.S.attheNCSAwhentheNCSAwasformed.

IthencalledMcAfeeandwrotealettertoAryehG.Hesentmeabunchof
virusesforexperimentation.InoticedtheaddressofMarkWashburn
inF-Protsayingifyougetaninfectioncallthisguyanddemandthathe
provideyouwithaproductfordisinfection.SoIwroteMarkaletterand
enclosesafewdollarsandaskedforsomeofhisvirusesandsourcecode.
Hesentit!ThanksFrisk!IthengotintotheVxendofthingsandthen
thevirusesbegantoSNOWBALL.Iguesswhatreallygotmegoingwasthe
condescendingattitudeofAlanSolomonandhisnewlyformingCAROgroup.
Theyweretradingvirusesataanti-virusshowinCrystalCity,VAandwhen
IaskedifIcouldalsoparticipate,IwastoldbysomeAVvendorthatI
neededtogothroughDavidStang.Ihadmoresecurityclearancethanany
ofthesevendors,soItooknamesandrememberedwhowasnaughtyornice.
I'vehadmyfingeronprocurementsforAVproducts,itwasfunhavingthese
samepeoplecometoouragencyhopingtoselltheirproduct.

Today...welllet'ssaytheEuropeanAVdoesnothaveanythingthatIdonot
possessandIwillleaveitatthat.'

-=FWDRSHN=-:
I'dbeenreadingalotaboutvirusesinthepressbuthadneverseenanyin
theflesh,sotospeak.ItturnedoutthatIwasatanotherconferencewhen
IgotinvolvedinaconversationwithanAVvendorabouttherelativemerit
ofdifferentproducts.Heofferedmeacopyofhisproductalongwith10
liveviruses,whichincludedMalteseAmoebaandStoned.OutofcuriosityI
triedNorton'sUNERASEonthediskwithStonedonitandfound10moreboot
viruses.


Nostradamus:
PleasedescribeyourselvesinrelationtotheVx.

Interviewer'sembellishment:
FED1
WeareadeadlybreedofFEDsupermolesandhavesuccessfullyputallof
theauthorsofChibaCityTimes(CCT)includingLadyfinger(FC),CRiS,their
associates,friends,dogs,cats,goldfish,andafewassortedrodentsin
jail.Theybrokelittleknownlawsoninterstatetraffickinginstupidity
withtheintenttodistributetominorsandafew'majors',thuscausing
Generaldisaster.SinceI'mthe'FED',Iamendowedwiththeauthorityto
conjugatethepentagon.

FED2
Ditto!


-=BRCRTS=-:
AsaFederalGovernmentsecurityofficer,Icollectinformationoncomputer
hacking,viruses,andtelephone'phreaking'.Thisiswellknownand
sanctionedbymyagency.Iusethisinformationtoprotectourcomputers.
Itellallbbssysopsthesefactsandgivethemaccurateinformation
aboutmyself.Nolies,nogames.Thisisit,nomore,noless.

-=FWDRSHN=-:
I'masecurityofficer,obviously.IfeelthattobestperformmyjobIowe
ittomyselfandmyemployerstogettheinformationfirst-hand,fromthe
source(s).ThebestwaytodothatistoaccesstheVxboards.Insodoing
IhaveALWAYSinformedthesysopofmyrealname,whatIdoforalivingan
myreasonsforwantingtogetaccesstotheirboard.I'veneverbeendenie
accessyet.

Nostradamus:
Howdoyoureacttothefactthatsomeintheundergroundsayyoucan'tbe
trustedbecauseyou'reaFED?

-=BRCRTS=-:
EventhoughItellVxerswhoIam,IstillhearrumorsaboutcertainNuKE
membersonIRC'sandothersfloatingincyberspace,whosaythatyoucan't
trustaFED.Pleasespareme,ifyoudonottrustmedonotletmeon
yoursystem.ThissoundslikethesameparanoiageneratedbyAbbyHoffman
aboutthe'establishment'.'Nevertrustanyoneoverthirty.'
TherearemanyfamousundergroundBBS'sthatIamonandtheydonotseem
tohaveproblemwithit.Ijustwishthatifyouhadaproblemwithmetha
youwoulde-mailorcallmedirectlyandbemanenoughtotalkitout.You
mightfindoutthatyoucanmakeafriendthatcanpossiblybeofhelpto
yousomeday.

-=FWDRSHN=-:
WhyshouldIcare?Paranoiarunsrampantintheundergroundanyhow.Still
fromhavingbeenonsomanyboardsI'vecometotheconclusionthatabout
1/3oftheusersareinvolvedinthesecurityfieldinonewayoranother
Ironically,alltoooftenthosetowhomIrevealmy'secret'identity,
enduptryingtotellmeinformationaboutothersintheunderground.The
factisthatIhaveabsolutelynointerestinthatkindofinformation.
Trustisearned.ThosewhoknowmecansaywhetherornotIamworthyof
trust.


Nostradamus:HowdoyoufeelaboutthearticlebyMikeParis'TheFacts
AboutAristotleAndHisFriends'?

Interviewer'sembellishment:
FED1
FirstofallIdonotagreeinputtingpeopledownorslammingonthem,
howevertheauthorsofmostofthearticlesinthe(CCT)arethemost
illiterateandignorantgroupoflyingbastards,whobasetheir'facts'on
conjectureandsupposition,thatIhaveeverhadthemisfortunetoknow.
Pleasedonottakeoffensetothisstatement,itisonlymeanttoenlighten
thereaders.

FED2
Ditto!

-=BRCRTS=-:
IamDISAPPOINTEDinMikeforthisarticle.Itappearstobethebyproduct
ofaflamewartodiscreditARiSToTLE.Italsoseemstoshowanunderlying
animosityforthoseinFederalpositions.I'mnotsurewhatwouldgenerate
thisnegativefeelingtowardsFederalemployeessinceIhaveneverdonehim
anywrong.

-=FWDRSHN=-:
(Hohum.)Mikedoesn'tknowmebutheisentitledtohisopinions,aslong
asitsunderstoodthat'salltheyare.Actually,Ifoundthearticletobe
ratheramusing,thoughit'sextremelycoloredbyhisbiases.Icanonly
speakformyself:Aristotlehasalwaysbehavedhonestlytowardsme,andhe'
neverhesitatedtoimpartinformationI'veneededasregards*MYJOB*.Had
hereallywantedtoscrewsomeoneover,hecouldhavedonesoatanytime.
Ontheotherhand,ifhe'dwantedtodoajobonmeI'dbeoneverybody's
shitlistbynow.
Fortherecord,theprecedingismyopinionofAristotleasanindividual.
IhavenoaffiliationwithanyVxgroup.

Nostradamus:
HowdidyoufirstgettoknowMikeParis?

-=BRCRTS=-:
'I'veknownMikeParisforaboutayearortwoanddiscoveredhisBBSthru
theBlackAxisBBS.JohnBuchananwasgraciousaboutthecharacterof
MikeParis,thusIfelthewasworthknowing.WhenIgotontotheCRiSBBS
IlikedwhatIsaw.IofferedmyviruscollectioninexchangeforMike's
viruscollection.Mikeagreedwiththisexchangeandwasverypolitetome

Unfortunately,IhaveyettoreceiveanythingfromMike.

IwillstillsaythatMPhasareallyorganized,topnotchvirusBBS.Inhis
defense,Mikehasbeenkindenoughtoletmeleechmanyvirusfilesfrom
hisCRiSBBS.'

-=FWDRSHN=-:
IhavenevermetMikeParis,norhaveIeverbeenonhisboard.

Nostradamus:
FED1andFED2,I'mgoingtoquoteparagraphstoyoufromMikeParis's
articleandaskforyourresponse.

'WhywasJohnsoupsetwiththis?Wellitturnsoutthatthisguy
wasbeingusedbybothJohnandanother(Known)FederalAgentto
getpeopleconnectedto800conferencesandgetingoodwiththem.'
*AND*
'FromtalkingtothisguyIfindoutthatheisPhreakingallover
thecountryforJohnandhisFEDfriend!Iaskedhimifhewas
crazyorwhat!Thenextthingyouseeisthisguyorganizing800
conferencesgettingverywellknownPhreakersonthelinewithJohn
andhisFEDfriends.WefigurethatJohnwasusinghimtogetto
theothersandmakefriendswiththemandgetthembusted.'


-=BRCRTS=-:
Iamthe(known)FederalAgentthatheisreferencing.Inregardstohis
assertionsallIcanstatethatmostofwhatI'vereadinthisarticleare
gratuitousassertions.

I'vetalkedwithMikeParismanytimesandhehasneversaidanythingbad
aboutanyonetome.Ifheactuallywrotethisitseemsoutofcharacterfor
MikeParis.Itappearsthatheisstrikingoutwithmisplacedangertotry
andhurtJohn'sreputation.Ifeelsorryforhim,hemustbeunderextreme
mentalpressureforaministertostooptothislevel.Whereisthe
Christianityinviciousrumor?

ItisaWELLknownfactthattheFederalGovernmentusesFTSservice.That
standsforFederalTelephoneService(FTS).Itprovideslongdistance
serviceworldwide.

ItwouldbeillogicalforaFederalemployeetohaveaminordosome
sortofphonegametogainillegalphoneservicewhiletheFederalemployee
canjustpickuptheirownphoneanddialworldwidelegally.

-=FWDRSHN=-:
Iknow-=BRCRTS=-personally.Neitherofuswouldeverbeinvolved
inanythingthathadtheslightestsmellofillegality.Wewouldimmediate
terminateanyassociationwithanyindividualweknewtobedoinganything
illegal.

Astotheallegationsofa'sting'operation,allIcansayisthatIdono
workforalawenforcementagency.AsIseeit,ifyoudosomethingillegal
soonerorlateryou'llgetbustedwithoutmyhelp.Soifyouarebreaking
thelaw,pleasedon'ttellme.Ihaveenoughproblemsofmyown.

Nostradamus:
WhatdoyouthinkoftherestoftheMikeParisarticle?

-=BRCRTS=-:
VerystrangeisallIcansayaboutthisarticle.Toomuchbickeringand
sniping.Ichoosenottoconcernmyselftoodeeplywiththis,itwastes
creativeenergy.Ican'ttakethiswholevirusscenetooseriouslyanyway.

Ihavealife.

-=FWDRSHN=-:
Articleslikethesemakealaughingstockoftheindividualwhowritesthem
IunderstandMikeisworkingonsomekindofAVproduct.Ifso,thisis
certainlynotthewaytobetakenseriously.


Nostradamus:
MikeParisdoesnotstateitdirectlybutalludestothefactthatitwas
SaraGordonwhowastellingeveryonethatcertainpeopleweregoingtoget
busted.Whatareyourfeelingsonthis?


-=BRCRTS=-:
IrefusetosaywhothepersonisbutIknowadozenhackersthathavethat
toldmethesamerumorofawomanwarningMikeParisthatcertainphone
phreakersweregoingtogetbusted.Aselfproclaimedvirusresearcher
turnedphonephreakerresearcherthatisprivytolawenforcement
informationonupcomingarrests.

ThatstorystillgivesmeaheartylaughwhenIhearit!

WhenyouaremarkedbytheFederalGovernment,suchastheSecretService
inOperationSundevil,youwilljustwakeupinjail.Youwillneverknow
whathappeneduntilitistoolate.LawenforcementagencieswouldNEVER
compromiseanoperationbycallinganAVvendororselfproclaimedvirus
researcherandtellherthepeoplethattheyaregoingtoarrest.
It'sjustludicroustoeventhinkthatcouldbefactual.Thebehaviorof
thatpersonmakingphonecallsto'warn'allphonephreakersjustgoesto
illustratethestateofmindofthisindividual.

Onthesamethought,youwillnothavesomeonewhogetsonyourBBSandsay
'I'maFederalSecurityOfficercallmeatworkorhomesowecandiscuss
viruses.'Thispersonisnottryingtopullsomekindofundercover
operation.Especiallyifyoucallhishomeandhiswifepicksupthephone

Maybe,justmaybe,theyenjoythevirussceneandliketocollectviruses.
Inmycaseviruses,hackingfiles,andIalsojustenjoymakingfriends.

-=FWDRSHN=-:
HowwouldIknow?That'sallhearsayanyhow.


Nostradamus:
AnythoughtsonthearticlebyFirecracker?

-=FWDRSHN=-:
AllIcansayishowcanyoutalkofmoleswhenthereisnothingtoprotect
SecretASMtechniques?Secretceremonies?Ibelievethattheunderground
hastobethoroughlyinfiltratedbynow.Individualslike'B'andmyselfas
visiblebecausewehavenohiddenagenda.Foreachofuswhoisknownthere
are100otherseveryonethinksareVxers.Inmyopinion,anyonewho'sa
participantintheundergroundhasknowinglyorunknowinglyspokentoor
tradedviruseswithsomeonefrom'theotherside'.

ThearticlealsoallegesthatAristotlecostsomeoneherjob.Ihaveto
doubtthat.Ifhehad,he'dhavebeentellingeveryone'Yeah,Ididit!SO
what!?!'HisEGOandARROGANCEwouldneverhavelethimkeepquietabout
it.Ibelievethatherproblemoriginatedclosertohome,butnot
necessarilywhereshewasemployed.

That'sitforme.Theoldladyiscalling.Seeyaonthenets.


-=BRCRTS=-:
Howdoesonerespondtorumor?Idon'thaveanythingpositivetosay
aboutFirecrackerorhisarticle.Ijustdonotbelieveanyofit.f
saidmostofwhatIfeelalsoquiteeliquently!

Iwilladd-Anyonewhowantstobecomemyprisonercanfollowmeanytime!
Itsbeentriedbeforewithoutsuccess,butnotby'hackers'.Thisguyis
reallyoutofcontrolandisaskingtobecomeoneoftheCommonwealthofVA
futureinmates.

WiththatthoughtIwillendthisinterview,I'vegotworktodo,GOODBYE!

'Click'dialtone.......

Nostradamus:
Hello,Hello,fuckbreath,areyouthere.Yourmomma....HEYDOUCHEBAG!
Anycommentsfromyou,Mr.Oof'what'syourface'?......Dickwads........

Hehehe,Wellthereyouhaveit,Mr.&Mrs.Reader.Proofpositive!

Whatistheproofwehave?

FUCKifIknow,don'taskme,figureitoutyourself.I'mstillconfused.:)




NOWITSMYTURN!

I'llhaveMikeParisrunninglikeaFrenchmanfromacapgun.

TIRADEBREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

'TheFactsAboutAristotleAndHisFriends

ThingsIhaveSeenandheard
and
ThethingsHeToldMe.

By:MichaelParisC.R.I.S.'

Nostradamus:
Things(thng)n.1.Anentity,idea,orqualityperceived,known,or
consideredtohaveaseparateexistence.2.Realorconcretesubstance
ofanentityasopposedtoitsappearancesortothename,word,or
symboldenotingit.3.Anentityexistinginspaceortime.4.Aninanimated
object.5a.Acreature<thepoorlittlething>b.Anindividual.6.a.That
whichcanbepossessedorowned..........andonandon.....

Nostradamus:
DoesMikeParisknowhowtocorrectlyusetheEnglishlanguage?
Ialwaysfeltthatstupidityisaselfcorrectingfactorinnature.
Forexample:Theboyswholaydowninthehighwaybecausetheywantedto
imitatethestarsinafootballmovie.

MaybeMikewillgoplayinthehighwayandgetrunoverbyanEnglish
teacher.

ParisArticle:
'FirstofallIdonotagreeinputtingpeopledownorslammingon
them.Thisinformationisnotwrittenassuch,itisjusttoserve
thoseouttherethatwanttoknowthefactsandhappeningsinthe
lastyearbetweenC.R.I.S,MichaelParis,hisfriendsand
Aristotle.'

Nostradamus:
Fuckinghypocrite!Yousay'knowthefacts',friggin'asshole,yougetmost
ofyourinformationthirdparty!It'sjustHEARSAY,youdickweed!
Youdumbfuck,yousay'C.R.I.S.,MichaelParis,hisfriendsandAristotle.
YourtitlesaysAristotleandhisfriends,whosefriendsareyoutalking
aboutasswipe?Shitboy,canyoukeepacoherenttrainofthoughtformore
thantenwords?

Parisarticle:
'Firstsomesimplefactsabouthim.JohnandIatonetimewere
prettyclose.Ispentthousandsofdollarsonphonecallstohim,
onanaverageIwouldsayweusedtotalkatleasteverydayfor
aboutsixmonthsandasthebillsweregettingworseatleasta
coupletimesaweek.Johnalwayshadhisideasandplansandabig
egotogowiththem.Ifyouaretalkingtohimnowyouwill
understandwhatIsayquitewell.'

DIATRIBETIME!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nostradamus:Ongrammar;
Ifyousay'Firstofall'thenfollowitupwith'Secondly'.Thisshouldbe
the-=second=-youdumbfuck!Youaretheposterboyforoutcomebased
education.Whatapublicschoolprodigy!Youobviouslydonothavemore
than
oneidea.Itisobviousthatallyourarticleissayingis;
IWANTTOSCREWOVERARiSToTLEATANYCOST!

Nextproblem,
MP>'Ispentthousandsofdollarsonphonecallstohim,'

Nostradamus:
Getalifeboy!Youwouldhavebeenbetteroffgoingtoauniversityto
learnhowtoprogramyourC.R.I.S.funkwarescanneryourself.Inyourcase
areyousurethosephonebillsweren'tfor(212)976-####?Yoursucha
JERKOFFthat'swhatIwouldexpectfromyou.

MP>'Johnalwayshadhisideasandplansandabigegotogowiththem.If
MP>youaretalkingtohimnowyouwillunderstandwhatIsayquitewell.'

Creativepeopleusuallydohaveideas,plansandabigego.I'msureyou
wouldfeelthesamewayaboutBillGates.Gatesisaguywhoshowsuptohi
boardmeetingsinaStarTrekuniform.Idon'thearyouspouting
malapropismsaboutBillGates.

John'sahardworking,articulate,highlyintelligentindividual!Something
youarenot!Jealousaren'tyou?Mr.Mike'SourGrapes'Paris.

Parisarticle:
Hemakesboldstatementsallthetimeandhemakesitsoyouhave
toagreewithhim.EverythinghesaysisGospelandyouhaveto
agreewithhimorgetaheadache.Iwillgointosomeofthese
claimslaterinthisletter.IfyouknowhimortalktohimIurge
youtoconsiderthecontentsofthisinformationandpullout(just
disappear)whileyoucan.

Nostradamus:
YoustateyouusedtocallJohnallthetimeandnowyoudon't.Doyou
knowyousoundlikealittlehighschoolgirlpassingnotesandrumors
aboutanex-boyfriend.AreyouHOMOforJohn?Didyoumakeapassat
himandgetturneddown?AreyoujealousbecauseJohnismarriedtoa
woman?(Prettynicelookin'too!I'mworkingonhertogetadate.Don't
letJohnreadthispart.)

WhatafriggindickyouareParis,Ohhhhhhemakesboldstatements.
Hemademeagreewithhim,boooohooooIdon'thaveaWILLofmyown.
RepeataftermeMikeParis,youcan'tresistme!Say'IAMSOSTUPID'
andsoundlikearobot!

Parisarticle:
'Everythinghesaysisgospel'

Nostradamus:
Youshouldknow...Youareaminister!Isdivineintervention
guidingyourstatements?WhataholymanyouareMike,doesforgiveness
forotherstransgressionsagainstyou,existinyoursoul?Itlookslike
wehavetheanswertothatquestionalready.

Parisarticle:
'andyouhavetoagreewithhimorgetaheadache.'

Nostradamus:
Hahahahaha,Takesomeaspirinyoupiousfool.

ParisArticle:
'IfyouknowhimortalktohimIurgeyoutoconsiderthecontentsof
thisinformationandpullout(justdisappear)whileyoucan.'

Nostradamus:
'Pullingout'issomethingyourdadshouldhavedonetwentysixyearsago.
'Disappearing'issomethingyoursoulhasdone.


Parisarticle:
Youmightsaytoyourselfthatyouknowheisfullofshitbutyou
arehavingfunrightnow,andyouareincontrol.Donotbe
deceived!Oncehegetshisclawsintoyouitishardtogetaway.
Itislikejoiningacult.Itseemstometobeaslowbrain
washingprocess.Becareful!

Nostradamus:
DoIreallyneedtocommentonthissyphiloidMikeParis'scomments?
IsMikeParisaZombie?IHAVENOWILL,IWILLOBEY,IHAVENOCONTROL.
Hey....it'sMikeParisinthatmovie'TheFly'..helpme,helpme....
ACult?,slowbraindrain?..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyoulimpeddick
piousfool!

Heyeveryone,I'vegotareallybadhabit.Ineedtogotode-tox.I've
gotaJohnonmyback.

Parisarticle:
Aristotle'sClaimstoC.R.I.S
------------------------------

WhenCrisfirstbegantoformandtakeshapewemetJohnandbegan
toreceivetheNuKEecho'sthroughhim.Wethoughthewasacool
guyandinvitedhimtojoin.

Nostradamus:
'WETHOUGHT'whoisWEdickweed?YouandNuKE...WAITITHOUGHTYOU
WEREPROAV!

Parisarticle:
Itwasnotlongbeforewesawthathe
wantedtotakeCrisover,hestartedcomingupwithideasand

Nos>IDEASARESOOOOOBAD,HUhhhhhh?

Parisarticle:
dictatingtouswhatweweregoingtodo.Thisdidnotlastvery
long,butthefactistherethatwestoppedinourtracksandcame
torealityofthedirectionwewantedtotake.

Johnstillinthebackgroundtriedhisbesttogetotherpeople
into'his'littleCrisgroupthathestartednaming'institutesof
virusresearch'.Wewantednopartofthisorhimatthistime.
Ourlasttalkonthetopicwas'whereistheresearch'Johnhadno
plansofresearch,itwasjustanameortitletogethimfarther
inhisgames,heneverwantedtobelegitinwhathewasdoing.

Nostradamus:
Mikey,whereare*YOUR*publishedresearchpapers?DefineRESEARCHMikey.
IsitthesamedefinitionasSaraGordon?

PleasetellusaboutalltheotherBBS'swiththe'researchinstitute'
titleintheirnamethat'trade'withyou?TellusaboutTHEIRresearch,
ohpleasedoMikey.

Parisarticle:
NowIhaveheardthathehastoldpeoplethathestartedthegroup
CrisandIstoleitfromhim!Ifyoubelievethisyouhaveaway
tocome:)DoyouthinkJohnwouldletanyonestealanythingfrom
him?

Nostradamus:
He'snotgoingtoletyoustealhisreputationwithlies!

(Ihopeheletsmestealhiswifeforanight.IknowI'llreplaceherwith
mygirlfriend.Yeah,Yeahthat'stheticket!Shesooohorny.Shelove
himlongtime.)

Parisarticle:
Everythinggoodhastooriginatewithhim!Heisthemaster,the
creatorofallgoodthings,butifyouknowhimyouknowwhatI
mean.

Nostradamus:
IknowhimandIknowthattheLordJesusChrististhemaster,the
creatorofallgoodthings.IalsoknowJesusandIknowwhathemeans,do
youknowMikey?Youaresuchafoolforaminister.
MikeParismustrunthechurchofthebrainwashedoflatterdayflakes,
theMORONS?

Parisarticle:
NowIhaveheardthathehastoldpeoplethathestartedthegroup
CrisandIstoleitfromhim!

Nostradamus:
You'veHEARD?,cleanoutyourearsboy,doyoubelieveeverythingyou
hearfromotherpeople.Whydon'tyousay...'IcalledARiSToTLEand
hesaidtome....'Pussy.Listentoyour'friends'likeSara,she
neverliesaboutanything.Besidessheknowseverythingabouteveryone.

JOHNANDTHEFEDS
-----------------

Lifewasnicewithouttalkingtohimforawhile,howlongcould
thislast?Notlongatall.Therewasafriendofafrienddown
hereawhileagothatIgotacallon.Thecallwassimpleand
sweet,Tellhimtostopwhatheisdoing,orheisgoingtoget
busted.Icalledhisfriendandhisfriendcalledhimtowarnhim.

Nostradamus:
Thecallwassimpleandsweet,
SaraGordonsaidtoMikeParis,'Tellhimtostopwhatheisdoing,
orheisgoingtogetbusted.'
MikePariscalledStar,andStarcalledthisotherguy.

Parisarticle:
NextcomesacallfromJohn.(Mr.Fed)Whogaveyouthisinfo!
Someone'sgoingtohang!'Iwillfindoutwholeakedthis
information!''IwillcalltheheadofAT&Tsecurityandheads
willroll''Wewillfindoutwhodidthis''Ithadtobesomeone
internalwithconnections'.

WhywasJohnsoupsetwiththis?Wellitturnsoutthatthisguy
wasbeingusedbybothJohnandanother(Known)FederalAgentto
getpeopleconnectedto800conferencesandgetingoodwiththem.
FunnythingwasthatJohntoldmehewasupsetwithNukeandtaking
itoverbecauseoftheirNuke-Info#7,andalloftheH/P/Astuff
inthere,andnowhehasthiskidcallingmeandtwo-wayingthe
callillegallysohedoesnothavetopayforthecall.

ItoldhimNEVERtocallmeinsuchawayagain.Ihaveawifeand
children,Idonotneedstufflikethiscomingbacktome!

FromtalkingtothisguyIfindoutthatheisPhreakingallover
thecountryforJohnandhisFEDfriend!Iaskedhimifhewas
crazyorwhat!Thenextthingyouseeisthisguyorganizing800
conferencesgettingverywellknownPhreakersonthelinewithJohn
andhisFEDfriends.WefigurethatJohnwasusinghimtogetto
theothersandmakefriendswiththemandgetthembusted.

Johntoldmethathehatedpeoplethatwerephreakers,whyelse
wouldhedoit?AndthenJohncallsandisrealmadthatnowhe
wantstostop(becausewewarnedhim),Why?Wehelpedruinhis
plans!

Nostradamus:
HansChristianAnderson...Andersonthat'smeeee.
Jeeezzzz,YoutalklikethegrimmerhalfofthebrothersGrimm.What
afairytale!Fee-Fii-Foo-FummIsmellthebloodofaEnglishman,be
healiveorbehedeadI'llusehistelephonetomake800calls.

Hey,doesMikeevershutup?BlahBlahBlahgoesMikeyParis.

Parisarticle:
ARSTOTLESBBS-AFEDBOARD?
----------------------------

Thisisontape<G>

Nostradamus:
I'vegottheVHSalsoofMikeParisassfuckingamalegermanshepherd.

Parisarticle:
NowwecometothetimeJohntookhisboarddownandfinallygota
job.Butwhatkindofjob?Askhim,Iwasrealfriendlywithhim
onedayandhetoldme:)

Nostradamus:
Ahhhhh,sobyyourownadmissionyouwereouttogethimatanearly
time.Mmmmmmm.PlanthiswithLadyfinger?HeyMikey,isTrippLewis
aka(Ladyfinger(FC))yourassholebuddy?

Parisarticle:
FirstJohnneededtogetasecurityclearanceforthejobhehas
nowwiththefederalgovernment.Heranintosomeproblemswith
thisbecausehehaddealingswithsomeneo-naziorganizationin
germany.(hesoldtheheadofthisorganizationhisvirus
collection)Thefedshadaninvestigationonthis,theytoldJohn
thatthiswasaninternationaloffence.itcouldbetermedas
^^^^^^^(Outcomebasededucation!)
espionage.Sellingweaponstotheenemy.

CouldthisbewhyhisboardisnowaccordingtoJohn'sanctioned'?

YesJohntookhisBBSdownforabouttwoweeksandthenputitback
upagain.Hetoldmehewouldneverputitbackup,thenhetold
methathetoldthefedsthathetookitdownforgoodandwould
notgetbackintovirusesorBBS'sorthelike.ThenJohnsaid
thattheytoldhimtoputitbackup.

JohntoldmethatIwasdoingitallwrong,HereatCriswetell
peoplewherewearecomingfrom,WeareAVVX,Johnsays,'youare
notgoingtogetanymoreuploads''youwouldnotbelievethestuff
Iaminto''Iamworkingwith(AVpersonsnameremoved)''weare
workingonagovernmentscanner'YesJohntoldmethatheisin
constantmeetingswithAV/Governmentpeopleandthathisboardis
sanctionedbytheUSGovernment,Hetoldmethatallofhisinfo
andvirusesaregivenovertothem.

Nostradamus:
HeeeeyyyyyMikeyman,dudeeeee,don'tbogartthatweeddude.
Reallygoodbuddude..Nostemsorseedstopopinyourface.
Lookit'snotburningupthesideofthepapersmannnn.
Dudeeee,I'msooooowastedddd.

WEINTERRUPTTOBRINGYOUTHISSPECIALREPORT.....DIT..DIT...DIT...
MIKEPARISISTAPEDSMOKINGADOOBEEWITHEX-MAYORMARIONBARRY,
MIKEPARISCLAIMSHEDIDN'TINHALE!
FILMAT11:00.
WENOWRETURNYOUTOYOURREGULARLYSCHEDULEDFLAMEWAR.

Parisarticle:
JOHN/HOWCANYOUTRUSTHIM?
-----------------------------

NotlongagotherewassomeonethatJohnwastalkingto,Shewasin
VirnetandpassingVirnetandAVinfotoJohn.Shenevergot
anythinginreturn,shewasjusttryingtobefriendsandhelpJohn
out.SheboughthiscollectionandevenmadefriendswithJohn's
wife.ThenonedayJohndecidedhedidnotneedheranymoreso
whatdidhedo?Hecalledtheheadofthisnetandtoldonher,I
knowthisforafact!Johntoldmeso.Alsosheendeduploosing
herjobwithagovernmentcompanybecause(shesaid)Johncalledhe
workandtoldonher.

Nostradamus:
HERbePamTrexler?
'Johncalledherworkandtoldonher.'CalledHERwork..Toldwhatonher?
Wasshetrashingtheworkplacewithviruses?

Parisarticle:
ThroughtheirwholerelationshipshewasworriedandaskedJohnnotto
tellpeoplewhoshewasorwhatshedid.Johnpromisednevertotell
anyone.

JohnGavemephonenumbersandfilesthatwereneversupposedto
getout.Johngavemeinfoonenight(names,addresses,phone
numbers,etconallthatboughthiscollectionandthatwereonhis
bbs).HegavemeNukemembershomepersonalphonenumbers.

Nostradamus:
Ifforthesakeofargumentweassumethatthislastpartistrue.
Whydidyoutaketheinformationonallthepeoplethatheofferedyou?
Whatdo*YOU*plantouseitfor?Didyoutryandsell*YOUR*CRiS
virussettohiscustomers?DidyousolicithisBBSuserstogiveyou
virusesandcomeovertoyourboard?Youfriggintwofacedbastard,try
tellingabetterlienexttime.

Parisarticle:
Johnisnowreleasingpersonalinfoonallthatheismadat.

Nostradamus:
Wrongagainasswipe,onlythosethatattackhimlikeyou!

Parisarticle:
Thepointhereisareyougoingtobenext?YoukeepfeedingJohn
infooneveryoneheasksyouto,andinbetweenthebreathsheis
writingdownyourinfo,takingscreencaptures,etc..waitingfor
thedayhedecidesyouareofnouseanymore.Ormaybehewillget
youbustedwhenheisthroughwithyou.Donotbedeceived!This
isonedangerousman!


WatchYouASS!

MichaelParis(C.R.I.S)

Nostradamus:
IsitOKtoblabberallinfooneveryoneaslongastheotherpersondoes
notwriteitdown?Iguessyourasquaredealpersonif:

Thisisontape<G>

Nostradamus:
I'vegottheVHSalsoofyouassfuckingamalegermanshepherd.

Parisarticle:
NowwecometothetimeJohntookhisboarddownandfinallygota
job.Butwhatkindofjob?Askhim,Iwasrealfriendlywithhim
onedayandhetoldme:)

Nostradamus:
if....youarerealfriendlywithhimoneday.:)Lookslikelittle
ministermikeyisintosocialengineering.Whoreally*IS*thedangerous
manhere?Thereaderneedstodecide.
******************************

PS.Nostradamussigningoffwiththeselittlethoughts.
[FuckwithmeandI'llKILLyouwithmybarehandsjusttowatchyoudie!

YOUARESTUPID,YOUHAVENOWILL,IHAVETAKEN
OVERCONTROLOFYOURMINDANDTELEVISIONSET!
SENDNOSTRADAMUSALLYOURMONEYNOWTOSUPPORTMYMINISTRY,
ORGODWILLTAKEMEBACKTOHEAVEN.
GODSAIDIFYOUDON'TSENDMEALLYOURMONEY,HEWILLMAKEMESLEEP
WITHTAMMYFAEBAKKER.

GODBLESSoneandall,andhaveapleasanttomorrow!




POT/KETTLE/BLACK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AssholeclaimsAVstatus-Filmat11:00

---->LETTHEREBENOMISTAKE<-----

[iNSERTbyARiSToTLE]

Readitforyourselves,people!YourKomradeinArmsisopenlydeclaring
himselftobeAV.Personally,Icouldgivearat'sassless,butwhenwe
startthrowingnamesaround,trashingpeople'sreps,shouldn'twebeat
leastcleanofthethingsweaccuseothersofbeing?It'syourcall!

[iNSERTMODEOFF]

ThefollowingmessagewasextractedfromtheViRUS_NFOecho:

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A>Hmmmm,Crisnet/Nukenet...Whydoesn'tthatsurpriseme!CRiSfeedsvirus
A>totheAVandyoucallJackelamole...gofigure!

John,Thereisadifferencehere:)

Crisisopento'ALL'whowanttocomeinandactlikeadults..<G>

JackelhasnotbeenbannedfromCris<Yet>...

Crisdoesnotrunaroundmakingdealswithpeopleinsecret:)likeamole
would<G>...WeareAVinthesencewedonotliketoseepeople'smachine
dammagedbydesructivecode,weputoutsomehelptogivesomeonewantinga
chancetocombatthevirus.orfinditbeforeitistolate...

Weexchangeviruseswithmost-anyone-thatwouldliketo.Webelievethat
anyonewantingtolearnshouldhavetherightto,aswellascollectthem
theygottiredoftheirstampcollection!

MichaelParis

---GEcho1.01+
*Origin:ComputerResearch&InfoService(708)863-5285(1:115/863)
PATH:115/86313/220
---------------------------------------------------------------------------




AbouttheAuthor..NoSTRaDaMuS.

Ithascometomyattentionthatmanyofmyloyalreadershavebeenasking
ARiSToTLEjustwhoisNoSTRaDaMuS?Well,letmeaddressthatquestion
tosatisfythereaders.

NONEOFYOURFUCKINBUSINESS,BUZZOFFANDSTOPASKING,ARIAIN'TTELLIN.

Getyourmagicdecoderringsouttodecodethesecretmessage.
UCKFAYOUYAY
Ihopethatsettlesanyproblems.Thankyouandhaveapleasanttomorrow.




Nostradamusspeaksagain!

[EchoesofConspiracy]

ByFireCracker----TrippLewis
^^^^^^^^^^^MorelikeLADYFINGER!Hahahaha
Hooknosed,pimplefaced,
dickbreath.



YouhavenoideahowmanytimesthisweekIhavebeenasked'IsJohn
Buchanananarc?'

Nostradamus:
NoshitTripp,whoisaskingthesequestions?I'llbetitwasMikeParis
andhisilk.

TrippLewisarticle:
WellIcannotreallysayhonestlyyesornotoanyonewho
hasaskedthisquestion.

Nostradamus:
TheanswerisNOyoufrigginidiot.

TrippLewisarticle:
TheonlythingIcanofferthereaders&friendsis
theopportunitytoseeforthemselvesalltheinformationandleteachand
everyonedecideforthemselveswhatistruthandwhatisfalse.

Nostradamus:
SoundslikethefuckinNationalInquirer.

RoundOne:
----------

Nostradamus:
RoundOne?Ifyouevergotinarealfightwithaman,yournosewouldbe
spreadacrossthatpimplyfaceofyoursLadyfinger.Iguessitwouldfill
intheacnescars.HahahahahahahahahaIcrackmeup.

TrippLewisarticle:
IhaveknownAristotleAKAJohnBuchananforabout2yearsnow.Iwas
verymuchtakeninbyhissocialengineeringskillsanddidnotrealizehow
muchhelikedtohavecontroloversomeoneuntilhehadbackstabbedsomeof
my
friends.InthebeginningwhenIfirststartedtotalkto'Aristotle'(Onmy
dime!),myheadwasfilledwith'Doyouknowthisperson?..Wellhe/sheisa
av'erandthispersonandthispersonandthisperson..etcetcetc'Istopp
callinghimonaregularbasisafterIgottiredofthepoliticalcrapthat
hekeptoninsistingontryingtodrillinmyhead.

Nostradamus:
Thankgoodnessforsmallfavors,whydon'tyoudoonebetterandshutdown
thatlameChibaCityBBSofyours!

TrippLewisarticle:
Istartedtalkingto
himagaininthesummerof93'.AtthistimeperiodJohnwastheNuKENET
USAHQ.FunnythoughIhaveneverseenaHUBonanetworkhavetohavethe
NetworkModerator(RockSteady)pollhimbecausehecouldnotcallout.
Ourtimeonthephonewasnodifferentthanbefore.Hewasalittleupset
thatNuKEhadnotdoneanythingsinceVCLbesidesinfojournals.Hewanted
toknowifIwantedtohelphimstartagroup.Isaidsurewhynot.Hesaid
leusethenameNuKE.IsaidhuhuJohnthatnameisliketakenremember.
Hesaid'Whocares..letsdoitanyway'IsaidnawwIthinkI'llpassdude
Istartedtothinkaboutthis.AroundthistimeperiodIhadnotreceived
anymailfromtheNuKENETin23DAYS!SoIcalledJohnandaskedhimwhat
wasup..AnswerIgotwere'..Notmuchgoingonthenetrightnow'or'
..Mustbesomethingwrongbetweenyouandthebbsyouarepolling'SoI
calledRockSteadyupandsaid'SOMETHINGAIN'TRIGHT!,Iwanttopoll
theWHQ(CyberneticViolence)'andwithinanhourIwaspollinggetting
about350kofmessagesIneverhadseencomeacrossthenet.Icalledthe
board(oneofJohnsguru's)Iwasgettinfeedfromandtoldthesysopnot
topackmailforme..IwasgettingitstraightfromCanada.Johncalled
mewithinanhourofthisandwasextremelypissedandsaidthatIwas
walkingonhisfeetandscrewingallhisplansup.'Isaidwhatplansare
theseJohn?'Hetoldmethat'IamgoingtokickCanadaandoverseasout
ofthenetandtakeitover.'SoIbasicallytoldhimtogetlifeandto
screwoff,whichhedidnotlike.Ireceivedalotofcallsonmyvoice
number,afterthis,fromAristotlepawnslike:

GeneParisAKAJesusSlutFucker;Tellsmehewasgoingsetmynameupin
theNationalCrimeComputerasbeingwantedforchildmolestationandhe
wouldbelaughingatmeinjail.

Nostradamus:
Well....IguessGeneParisislaughingatyou,injail.ButIstillwonde
whyyousayonyourBBSintrothatyoudonotcollectchildpornography?
Whydoyousaythis?Itseemssooutofplace.Haveyouhadvirus
researcherstryanduploadthistypeofevilvilesmut?I'llbetyouare
thiswayyouscumbastard!

TrippLewisarticle:
IamsurprisedthatJohnactuallyassociatedhim
selfwithsomeonewhowasacocaineaddict,wasrunningaroundtexascrash
bbsandmadethisarequirementtojoinhislittleterroristgroup.Rumors
havepointedmeastheindividualwhoturnedGeneinbutthisisanuntruth

Nostradamus:
NOTSO,NOTSO,IHAVEPROOFTHAT*YOU*ARETHEMOLEANDSNITCH.A
FRIENDOFAFRIENDWHOSETHIRDCOUSINBYHERFATHER'SBROTHERSAIDYOU
DIDITANDSODIDSARAGORDON.

TrippLewisarticle:
Gene,likeanidiot,triedtouploadavirustotheNCCandreceivedaphon
callafterhegotdonethatsaid,'Wegotyou'andthatwastheendofGene
Questiononmymind,didsomeoneurgehimonandthensethimup?
Havefuninjailmoron!

A'Hacker';whotellsmehehashackedJohnsbbsandgotmyvoicenumber
fromJohn's'pretend'netwherehehadsupposedlypostedit.Istilldono
knowwhatthepurposeofthiscallwas.WhowasthisthatcalledmeJohn?

Nostradamus:
WelltheselasttwoparagraphshavereallyblownJohnapart,WOW!
What'sthepointTripp?

TrippLewisarticle:
Jackel;ThisguyisTKO'ednoneedtogoingreatdetailshere!

Nostradamus:
-=Jckl=-isNOdifferentthananyoneofyoufuckheads.Youallmake
yourlittleAV-Vxdealsforfunkwareorwhatever.It'sjustJackelhad
themisfortuneoftrustingMikeParisandthelike.


TrippLewisarticle:
RoundTwo:
-----------

InAprilof1993,AfriendofminewascallingdifferentH/P/C/V/T/A/R/G/..
bbs'slookingforvirusesandcameacrosssomeboardthatwasintocredit
cardexchange.Helookedaroundabitandconsequentlysawhisbrothers
creditinfoposteduponthisbbs.Heaskedthesysoptoremoveitandwas
toldtoFUCKOFF.Myfriendsaidoklet'sdancemr.sysopandcalledthe
UnitedStatesSecretServiceaboutthisbbs.Therewassupposedtobea
meetingthefollowingday.

Hetoldhisparents,myself,andJohn.Around10:00thedayofthemeeting,
myfriendcalledmetotellmetheSecretServicecalledhisvoicemailbox
andleftamessagethatsaid'Weheardyoutoldsomepeopleaboutour
meetingawefindthisunacceptable,thereforewearecancellingourmeetin
Wewerenotsureofthereasonandknewwhosaidsomethingbutdidnotknow
why.

Nostradamus:
Soyoujustleftitatthat?YoudidnotcalltheSSguybackandtalkto
him?Youdidnotcontactalawyer?Youdidnotcontactyourcreditcard
company?Youdeservewhatyouget.Doyouhavevictimtattooedonyour
forehead?


TrippLewisarticle:
AyearlaterAristotletoldmyfriendthathewastheonewhocalledthe
secretservicebecausehewantedto'protect'himfromanythingbadhappen-
ingtohim.WhenconfrontingAristotleaboutthisIwasaskedwheredidI
receivethisinfofrom,IrefusedtotellhimbutIdidsaythatIwastold
aboutthisincidentfromtwodifferentparties.Myquestionisstill
unansweredasoftoday.WhatwhereyouprotectinghimfromJohn?

Nostradamus:
It'shardtoansweraquestionthatwasneverasked,heyladyfinger.
Ladyfinger,whatdidyoudowiththemoney?


TrippLewisarticle:
RoundThree:
------------

JohnandmyselflockedhornsagaininlateMarch(1994).AfellowNuKE
membercalledandletmeinonsomerealsweetinformationaboutAristotle
andthefactthathemightbeaninformantofsomekind.

Nostradamus:
PamTrexleraka.TiphoidMaryorMaryTiptonontheCRiSBBS.

TrippLewisarticle:
Johnknewthatsomethingwasup
andgotonthehornwithjustaboutallofustotellusthatthis
informationshouldnotbepublished.Iprobablyspentabout5hourstotal
listeningtoJohnexplainthattherewerealotofcrazypeopleintheworl
andthattheinformationmightleadsomeoneintothinkhewasaninformant/
narc/whateverandthattheymightcomeandhurthisfamily.

TrippLewisarticle:
ItriedtoexplaintoJohnthatthesamethinghadhappentomeatthehand
ofoneofhisDisciples(Jackelbyhimreleasing'TheHopperMainnaFiles'
outonwareznetstellingindividualsIhadbustedhisCousinParisfor
phreakingandthisisthenumbertheyshouldcantfuckwithmeatwork.

Nostradamus:
Yeah,whatashame,tothinkthatTrippLewiswoulddosomethinglikethat.
It'salmostasridiculousassayingthatTrippLewiswouldstalksomeone,
followthemtowork,andthencallthatpersonuptoharasshim,all
thewhiletaperecordingtheconversation.Imaginethat!

TrippLewisarticle:
ItoldJohnthatalltheseWaReZguru'shadmyinfoand
weretoldIwasanarcbutnothinghappened,excepteveryonegotakickout
oflisteningtoallmightyjackeltalkonaspeakerphoneatwork.

Nostradamus:
Howcomeyouwon'ttalktothemightyNostradamusatyourwork?Howcome
youareafraidofthemightyNostradamusgettingonyourlameBBS?
HowcomeyouthreatenARiSToTLEthatyouwillGETmeifIcallyouagain?
Justtryityoufuckinlameasshole.I'llshovethatNuKEVAlicense
plateupyourscrawnylittleass.Ifanyonewill*talk*TrippLewisinto
givingthemup,Iwillgivethewinneramonstervirusset.Whydoyou
wanttheseplatesyouask?WellIwantonetowipemyasswithandthe
otheronetobury.

TrippLewisarticle:
IfoundthattryingtoshowJohnthecloserelationshipwithmyexampleand
hisonlyencouragedmorescreaminginmyear!

Nostradamus:
That'sbecauseyouradumbfuck!Thereisnotmuchthatissimilar.

TrippLewisarticle:
IreadovertheinformationIreceivedanditisquiteinterestingandI
reallywishIcouldshareitwithyouherebutitisnotmyinformationto
shareandIamsurewhentheownerwantsittoreleasedhewilldoso.

Nostradamus:
Sure,sure,sure,andI'vegotmedicalinformationIreceivedonyouthat
IwillsharethatshowsyouhaveAIDS.AnotherInfectedDickSucker,I
guessthat'swhytheycallhimLadyfinger.

Thelatestinfo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well,IhavetodisagreewithScreamingRadishinthefactthatIdono
thinkheisonthetopofJohn'sshitlistanymorebecauseofaincidentth
happenedinearlyApril.Itseemsthatheisextremelypissedatthefact
thatsomeonefollowedhisbutttoworkonedayanddidsomecheckinginon
theeverydaylifeofaristotle.Hefinallysawwhatitwaslikewhen
someonepulledthesameinfogatheringchildishshitonhim.

Nostradamus:
'SOMEONE'isyou--TrippLewis--youspinelessmotherfucker!
JohngethisinfofrompeoplelikeMikePariswhotalktohim,hedoesnot
goouttopeople'shomesandfollowthemtowork.Youlamepieceofshit.
Whatgoesaroundcomesaround,fuckboy.

TrippLewisarticle:
IwastoldonthephonebyJohnthathewasgoingtocometomyworkand
grabmefrombehindmydeskandstompeveryfuckingtoothoutofmymouth.
UnknowinglyatthetimeIwasrecordingthiswholething.ItoldJohnthat
theonlyreasonthatitwasdonetohimwasproveaharmlesspointthatit
isnotfunwhenthetablesareturned.

Nostradamus:
Soyoucowerinyourcornerboy,afraidtomeetARiSToTLEfacetoface?
IonlyhopethatsomeonegivesyouabeatingworsethanRodneyKing.I
hopeyougetarrestedandthatthelawenforcementofficer'stakeyouback
tothejailandbeatyourasssilly!

TrippLewisarticle:
Sotoanswerthequestion...IsJohnaFed?Iwouldsaynoheisnotatru
fedbutsomeonewhoislookingforagovermentjobandmayleakinformation
tofriendstotryandboosthischancesatanoppertunity.
^^^^^^^^^^^Anotherfuckin
spellinggenius,Iskipped
alltheothersbeforethis.

'SowhatFC,doesitmatterifJohnisturninginhackers?Doyousaythat
youareinsupportoftheactivityofpeopledoingevilandmischievous
thingswithcomputers,telecommunications,credit,andelectronic
tresspassing?'

..NoIamnotonewhocondonesthisstuffnordoIthinkitismydutyto
runaroundcyberspaceplayingcybercophuntingdownthemeanandevil
hackersoftheworld.

Nostradamus:
Youjustdrivearoundthestreetsfollowingpeopleplayinghackercybercop.
Youfrigginshithead,Iwanttokickyourass,wanttomeetmesomewhere.

TrippLewisarticle:
Ifpeoplearedoingsomethingwrongtheywillgetthemownselvesin
trouble,unlesstheyaregood..Idohaveaproblemthoughwithsomeone
runningaroundplayingcybernarc,settingpeopleup,ergingyoungmindson,
thenturnaroundandreportthieractionstothierlocalSercretService
^^^^^^^^^^Illiteratemotherfucker!
office.WhichIdobelievetobethecasehere.IthinkJohnsbiggest
problemisthathewasdiagnosedwithalearningdisabiltyatapostteen
ageandhasstrongNarsassictendancieswiththeergetoshareitwith
usall.^^^^^^^^^

Nostradamus:
Tripp,ifyouseeacrimeinprogress,doyoucallthepoliceandreportit
ordoyouchastisethepersonwhodoes?

YoujealouslittleSONOFABITCH!Lookwho'stalkingabout
NARCISSISM.Readthespellingboy,gobacktogradeschoolyou
fool!FollowmesomedayandI*WILL*crushyoulikethepismireyouare!

IthinkTrippLewis'sbiggestproblemisthathefellatesdeadanimals,
hehasanalsexwithmaledogs,hasalearningdisability,hassexwith
hismotherandfather.


ThenextarticleyoushouldreadisonethatwaswrittenbyMikeParis
[C.R.I.S.].Ifoundittobeveryinformativeandansweredsomeofthe
unansweredquestionIhad.

Nostradamus:
Ihadmorefunwiththis!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stayedtunedboysandgirls,NoSTRaDaMuSspeaksagain!

FireCracker,[NuKE]
^^^^^^^^^^^LadyFinger[PuKE]




[iNSERTbyARiSToTLE]

ThenextthreearticlesaresometingIthoughtyoumightinteresting.Ifno
thendon'treadthem!Allmaterialisreprintedwithoutpermission.Article
bibliographyisincludedinthishypertextundertheappropriateheadingof
'CyberwarBibliography'

[iNSERTMODEOFF]


Theinformationrevolutionandrelatedorganizationalinnovationsare
alteringthenatureofconflictandthekindsofmilitarystructures,
doctrines,andstrategiesthatwillbeneeded.Thisstudyintroduces
twoconceptsforthinkingabouttheseissues:'cyberwar'and
'netwar.'

Industrializationledtoattritionalwarfarebymassivearmies(e.g.,
WorldWarI).Mechanizationledtomaneuverpredominatedbytanks
(e.g.,WorldWarII).Theinformationrevolutionimpliestheriseof
cyberwar,inwhichneithermassnormobilitywilldecideoutcomes;
instead,thesidethatknowsmore,thatcandispersethefogofwar
yetenshroudanadversaryinit,willenjoydecisiveadvantages.

Communicationsandintelligencehavealwaysbeenimportant.Ata
minimum,cyberwarimpliesthattheywillgrowmoresoandwill
developasadjunctstooverallmilitarystrategy.Inthissense,it
resemblesexistingnotionsof'informationwar'thatemphasizeC3I.
However,theinformationrevolutionmayimplyoverarchingeffects
thatnecessitatesubstantialmodificationstomilitaryorganization
andforceposture.Cyberwarmaybetothetwentyfirstcenturywhat
blitzkriegwastothetwentieth.Itmayalsoprovideawayforthe
U.S.militarytoincrease'punch'withless'paunch.'

Whereascyberwarreferstoknowledge-relatedconflictatthemilitary
level,netwarappliestosocietalstrugglesmostoftenassociated
withlowintensityconflictbynon-stateactors,suchasterrorists,
drugcartels,orblackmarketproliferatorsofweaponsofmass
destruction.Bothconceptsimplythatfutureconflictswillbe
foughtmoreby'networks'thanby'hierarchies,'andthatwhoever
mastersthenetworkformwillgainmajoradvantages.

'Knowledgemustbecomecapability.'
--CarlvonClausewitz,OnWar




Netwarreferstoinformation-relatedconflictatagrandlevel
betweennationsorsocieties.Itmeanstryingtodisrupt,damage,or
modifywhatatargetpopulationknowsorthinksitknowsaboutitself
andtheworldaroundit.Anetwarmayfocusonpublicorelite
opinion,orboth.Itmayinvolvepublicdiplomacymeasures,
propagandaandpsychologicalcampaigns,politicalandcultural
subversion,deceptionoforinterferencewithlocalmedia,
infiltrationofcomputernetworksanddatabases,andeffortsto
promotedissidentoroppositionmovementsacrosscomputernetworks.
Thus,designingastrategyfornetwarmaymeangroupingtogetherfrom
anewperspectiveanumberofmeasuresthathavebeenusedbeforebut
wereviewedseparately.

Inotherwords,netwarrepresentsanewentryonthespectrumof
conflictthatspanseconomic,political,andsocial,aswellas
militaryformsof'war.'Incontrasttoeconomicwarsthattarget
theproductionanddistributionofgoods,andpoliticalwarsthataim
attheleadershipandinstitutionsofagovernment,netwarswouldbe
distinguishedbytheirtargetingofinformationandcommunications.
Likeotherformsonthisspectrum,netwarswouldbelargelynon-
military,buttheycouldhavedimensionsthatoverlapintomilitary
war.Forexample,aneconomicwarmayinvolvetraderestrictions,
thedumpingofgoods,theillicitpenetrationandsubversionof
businessesandmarketsinatargetcountry,andthetheftof
technology,noneofwhichneedinvolvethearmedforces.Yetan
economicwarmayalsocometoincludeanarmedblockadeorstrategic
bombingofeconomicassets,meaningithasalsobecomeamilitary
war.Inlikemanner,anetwarthatleadstotargetinganenemy's
militaryC3Icapabilitiesturns,atleastinpart,intowhatwemean
bycyberwar.

Netwarwilltakevariousforms,dependingontheactors.Somemay
occurbetweenthegovernmentsofrivalnation-states.Insome
respects,theU.S.andCubangovernmentsarealreadyengagedina
netwar.ThisismanifestedintheactivitiesofRadioandTVMarti
ontheU.S.side,andonCastro'ssidebytheactivitiesofpro-Cuban
supportnetworksaroundtheworld.

Otherkindsofnetwarmayarisebetweengovernmentsandnon-state
actors.Forexample,netwarmaybewagedbygovernmentsagainst
illicitgroupsandorganizationsinvolvedinterrorism,proliferation
ofweaponsofmassdestruction,ordrugsmuggling.Or,tothe
contrary,itmaybewagedagainstthepoliciesofspecific
governmentsbyadvocacygroupsandmovements,involving,forexample,
environmental,human-rights,orreligiousissues.Thenon-state
actorsmayormaynotbeassociatedwithnations,andinsomecases
theymaybeorganizedintovasttransnationalnetworksand
coalitions.

Anotherkindofnetwarmayoccurbetweenrivalnon-stateactors,with
governmentsmaneuveringonthesidelinestopreventcollateraldamage
tonationalinterestsandperhapstosupportonesideoranother.
Thisisthemostspeculativekindofnetwar,buttheelementsforit
havealreadyappeared,especiallyamongadvocacymovementsaroundthe
world.Somemovementsareincreasinglyorganizingintocross-border
networksandcoalitions,identifyingmorewiththedevelopmentof
civilsociety(evenglobalcivilsociety)thanwithnation-states,
andusingadvancedinformationandcommunicationstechnologiesto
strengthentheiractivities.Thismaywellturnouttobethenext
greatfrontierforideologicalconflict,andnetwarmaybeaprime
characteristic.

Mostnetwarswillprobablybenon-violent,butintheworstcasesone
couldcombinethepossibilitiesintosomemeanlow-intensityconflict
scenarios.MartinVanCreveld(1991:197)doesthiswhenheworries
that,'Inthefuture,warwillnotbewagedbyarmiesbutbygroups
whomtodaywecallterrorists,guerrillas,banditsandrobbers,but
whowillundoubtedlyhitonmoreformaltitlestodescribe
themselves.'Inhisview,warbetweenstateswilldiminish,andthe
statemaybecomeobsoleteasamajorformofsocietalorganization.
OurviewscoincidewithmanyofVanCreveld's,thoughwedonot
believethatthestateisevenpotentiallyobsolete.Rather,itwill
betransformedbythesedevelopments.

Somenetwarswillinvolvemilitaryissues.Possibleissueareas
includenuclearproliferation,drugsmuggling,andanti-terrorism
becauseofthepotentialthreatstheyposetointernationalorderand
nationalsecurityinterests.Moreover,broadersocietaltrends
(e.g.,theredefinitionofsecurityconcepts,thenewrolesof
advocacygroups,theblurringoftraditionalboundariesbetweenwhat
ismilitaryandwhatisnon-military,betweenwhatispublicandwhat
isprivate,andbetweenwhatpertainstothestateandwhatpertains
tosociety)mayengagetheinterestsofatleastsomemilitary
officesinsomenetwar-relatedactivities.

Netwarsarenotrealwars,traditionallydefined.Butnetwarmight
bedevelopedintoaninstrumentfortrying,earlyon,topreventa
realwarfromarising.Deterrenceinachaoticworldmaybecomeas
muchafunctionofone'scyberpostureandpresenceasofone'sforce
postureandpresence.



Cyberwarreferstoconducting,andpreparingtoconduct,military
operationsaccordingtoinformation-relatedprinciples.Itmeans
disrupting,ifnotdestroying,informationandcommunications
systems,broadlydefinedtoincludeevenmilitaryculture,onwhich
anadversaryreliesinordertoknowitself:whoitis,whereitis,
whatitcandowhen,whyitisfighting,whichthreatstocounter
first,andsoforth.Itmeanstryingtoknoweverythingaboutan
adversarywhilekeepingtheadversaryfromknowingmuchabout
oneself.Itmeansturningthe'balanceofinformationandknowledge'
inone'sfavor,especiallyifthebalanceofforcesisnot.Itmeans
usingknowledgesothatlesscapitalandlabormayhavetobe
expended.

Thisformofwarfaremayinvolvediversetechnologies,notablyfor
C3I,forintelligencecollection,processing,anddistribution,for
tacticalcommunications,positioning,andidentification-friend-or-
foe(IFF),andfor'smart'weaponssystems,togivebutafew
examples.Itmayalsoinvolveelectronicallyblinding,jamming,
deceiving,overloading,andintrudingintoanadversary'sinformation
andcommunicationscircuits.Yet,cyberwarisnotsimplyasetof
measuresbasedontechnology.Anditshouldnotbeconfusedwith
pastmeaningsofcomputerized,automated,robotic,orelectronic
warfare.

Cyberwarmayhavebroadramificationsformilitaryorganizationand
doctrine.Asnoted,theliteratureontheinformationrevolution
callsfororganizationalinnovations,sothatdifferentpartsofan
institutionfunctionlikeinterconnectednetworksratherthan
separatehierarchies.Thus,cyberwarmayimplysomeinstitutional
redesignforamilitaryinbothintra-andinter-serviceareas.
Movingtonetworkedstructuresmayrequiresomedecentralizationof
commandandcontrol,whichmaywellberesistedinlightofearlier
viewsthatthenewtechnologywouldprovidegreatercentralcontrol
ofmilitaryoperations.Butdecentralizationisonlypartofthe
picture:thenewtechnologymayalsoprovidegreater'topsight,'a
centralunderstandingofthebigpicturethatenhancesthemanagement
ofcomplexity.[10]Manytreatmentsoforganizationalredesignlaud
decentralization;yetdecentralizationaloneisnotthekeyissue.
Thepairingofdecentralizationwithtopsightbringstherealgains.

Cyberwarmayalsoimplydevelopingnewdoctrinesaboutthekindsof
forcesneeded,whereandhowtodeploythem,andwhatandhowto
strikeontheenemy'sside.Howandwheretopositionwhatkindsof
computersandrelatedsensors,networks,databases,andsoforth.,
maybecomeasimportantasthequestiononcewasforthedeployment
ofbombersandtheirsupportfunctions.Cyberwarmayalsohave
implicationsforintegratingthepoliticalandpsychologicalwiththe
militaryaspectsofwarfare.

Insum,cyberwarmayraisebroadissuesofmilitaryorganizationand
doctrine,aswellasstrategy,tactics,andweaponsdesign.Itmay
beapplicableinlow-andhigh-intensityconflicts,inconventional
andnon-conventionalenvironments,andfordefensiveoroffensive
purposes.

Asaninnovationinwarfare,weanticipatethatcyberwarmaybeto
thetwentyfirstcenturywhatblitzkriegwastothetwentieth
century.Yet,fornow,wealsobelievethattheconceptistoo
speculativeforprecisedefinition.Ataminimum,itrepresentsan
extensionofthetraditionalimportanceofobtaininginformationin
war:havingsuperiorC3Iandtryingtolocate,read,surprise,and
deceivetheenemybeforehedoesthesametoyou.Thatremains
importantnomatterwhatoverallstrategyispursued.Inthissense,
theconceptmeansthatinformation-relatedfactorsaremoreimportant
thaneverduetonewtechnologies,butitdoesnotindicateabreak
withtradition.Indeed,itresemblesThomasRona's(1976:2)concept
ofan'informationwar'thatis'intertwinedwith,andsuperimposed
on,othermilitaryoperations.'OurconceptisbroaderthanRona's,
whichfocusedoncountermeasurestodegradeanenemy'sweapons
systemswhileprotectingone'sown;yet,webelievethatthis
approachtodefiningcyberwarwillultimatelyprovetoolimiting.

Inadeepersense,cyberwarsignifiesatransformationinthenature
ofwar.This,webelieve,willprovetobethebetterapproachto
definingcyberwar.Ourpositionisatoddswithaview(seeArnett
1992)thatusestheterms'hyperwar'and'cyberwar'toclaimthatthe
keyimplicationoftheMTRistheautomatedbattlefield,thatfuture
warswillbefoughtmainlyby'brilliant'weapons,robots,and
autonomouscomputers,thatmanwillbesubordinatetothemachine,
andthatcombatwillbeunusuallyfastandladenwithstand-off
attacks.Thisviewerrsinitsunderstandingoftheeffectsofthe
informationrevolution,andourownviewdiffersoneverypoint.
Cyberwarisaboutorganizationasmuchastechnology.Itimpliesnew
man-machineinterfacesthatamplifyman'scapabilities,nota
separationofmanandmachine.Insomesituations,combatmaybe
wagedfastandfromafar,butinmanyothersituations,itmaybe
slowandclose-in.Newcombinationsoffarandcloseandfastand
slowmaybethenorm,notoneextremeortheother.

Thepost-modernbattlefieldstandstobefundamentallyalteredbythe
informationtechnologyrevolution,atboththestrategicandtactical
levels.Theincreasingbreadthanddepthofthisbattlefieldandthe
ever-improvingaccuracyanddestructivenessofevenconventional
munitionshaveheightenedtheimportanceofC3Imatterstothepoint
wheredominanceinthisaspectalonemaynowyieldconsistentwar-
winningadvantagestoablepractitioners.Yetcyberwarisamuch
broaderideathanattackinganenemy'sC3Isystemswhileimproving
anddefendingone'sown.InClausewitz'ssense,itischaracterized
bytheefforttoturnknowledgeintocapability.

Indeed,eventhoughitsfulldesignandimplementationrequires
advancedtechnology,cyberwarisnotreliantuponadvancedtechnology
perse.Thecontinueddevelopmentofadvancedinformationand
communicationstechnologiesiscrucialforU.S.military
capabilities.Butcyberwar,whetherwagedbytheUnitedStatesor
otheractors,doesnotnecessarilyrequirethepresenceofadvanced
technology.Theorganizationalandpsychologicaldimensionsmaybe
asimportantasthetechnical.Cyberwarmayactuallybewagedwith
lowtechnologyundersomecircumstances.




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BombsAvailable:
TEST
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Bombtoadd:TEST



Nextyou'llsee...

AddBombtothen[B]eginningorthe[E]ndofthefile?

Ihavefoundthatifyouaddthislittlecrittertotheendof
thefile,theentireANSIwilldisplaywhereasatthebeginning
ofthefile,theANSImayneverappear.Anyhow,younowhavea
filenamedTESTorLOGO.ANSthatcontainsthestringsforan
ANSIbombthatlooksomethinglikethis;

[32;68;73;82;13p

Thewayitreadsis,[32SPACEBARisredefinedto13p<RETURN>
So,whatitwilldoistype;68="D",;73="I",;82="R".(That's
DIR,forthementallyimpaired)Itcanbeanything,butfor
thisexampleandtobenon-destructive,we'lluseDIR.When
theunsuspectingSySopopensthefileandthecontentsofthe
CONfileinsidethe.PAKfileareexpanded,thetriggerisset.
Asimpletouchtothespacebarwillyieldnastyresults.Here
though,you'llonlyseeyoursmutty.GIFcollectionjumpupat
you.

Questionsthatwillarise...
Er,uh!Gee,Mr.ARiSToTLE,HowdoIgettheANSIbombinside
the.PAKfile???

Well,I'lltellya!SeepartII:)




Takeyourlittlecreationandrenameitto"YON"withno
extension.Atthecommandline,createa.PAKfilebytyping

PAKATESTYON

YouwillimmediatelyseeMr.PAKsuckingupthefile...
Onceitisallsuckedupinside,thisiswhereitgetsfun!

Again,atthecommandline,type;

DEBUGTEST.PAK

Youwillseeasingle"-"waitingforsomeinput.Type;

D0100

ThiswilllistthefirstchunkofcodeinTEST.PAKanddepending
ontheversionyouhave,youshouldseesomethinglikethis;

-
2EC7:01001A02594F4E004672-1100000014151311..YON.Fr......
2EC7:0110000000EE1A597C39-22110000001B5B33.....Y|9".....
2EC7:0120323B36383B37333B-38323B3133701A002;68;73;82;13p
2EC7:0130FE02010000000000-FE001EB8B91E50FF..............
2EC7:014036981CE8DDBCE88E-BD9889C6E8AFFC856.............
2EC7:0150F6740AC606D92201-B80100EB0231C05E.t...."......1
2EC7:0160C331C05031C05031-C050E83ABE3C0074.1.P1.P1.P.:.<
2EC7:0170ADE882BBEBA356A1-CE1C3B06981C7E04......V...;...
-
Inthefirstline,youseewhereitsaysYON.Fr?Isurehopeso
orI'mspinningmywheelshere...Nowyouwilltype;

E0102'C'
W
Q

Reasonbeing,the'Y'occupiesthatlocationandyouwantto
replacethe'Y',witha'C',sothatitspells'CON".

'W'willtellDEBUGtowriteit.
'Q'willtakeyoubacktoDOS.

Ahgee,Mr.Wizard...Itchanged!!!

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2EC7:01001A02434F4E004672-1100000014151311..CON.Fr......
2EC7:0110000000EE1A597C39-22110000001B5B33.....Y|9".....
2EC7:0120323B36383B37333B-38323B3133701A002;68;73;82;13p
2EC7:0130FE02010000000000-FE001EB8B91E50FF..............
2EC7:014036981CE8DDBCE88E-BD9889C6E8AFFC856.............
2EC7:0150F6740AC606D92201-B80100EB0231C05E.t...."......1
2EC7:0160C331C05031C05031-C050E83ABE3C0074.1.P1.P1.P.:.<
2EC7:0170ADE882BBEBA356A1-CE1C3B06981C7E04......V...;...
-

Well,that'saboutit!Easyasfallingoffalog,eh?...
*REMEMBER*toPAKuptheexecutableyouwishtohave
executedorallthisinformationwillhavebeenfornaught!

Ah,youknowIcan'tleaveitlikethis...
Letmegiveyouaquickrundownonhowtopreventthis
fromhappeningtoyou...

SimplyusetheHEXcodesthatarerepresentiveof;

;13p

andinsertthemintoF-PROT'suserdefinedarea.Thenscan
your.PAKs,.TXTs,andanythingelsethatcanbetyped...

Tillnexttime,

*---ARiSToTLE




SometimeswhenIfeellikekillingsomeone,Idoalittletricktocalm
myselfdown.I'llgoovertotheperson'shouseandringthedoorbell.
Whenthepersoncomestothedoor,I'mgone,butyouknowwhatI'veleft
ontheporch?Ajack-o'-lanternwithaknifeinthesideofitshead
withanotethatsays'You.'
Afterthat,Iusuallyfeelalotbetter,andnoharmdone.

IfIeveropenedatrampolinestore,Idon'tthinkI'dcallit
Trampo-Land,becauseyoumightthinkitwasastorefortramps,which
isnottheimpressionwearetryingtoconveywithourstore.Onthe
otherhand,wewouldnotprohibittrampsfrombrowsing,ortesting
thetrampolines,unlessatramp'sgyrationsseemedtobegettingout
ofcontrol.

It'stoobadthatwholefamilieshavetobetornapartbysomethingas
simpleaswilddogs.

IfyousawtwoguysnamedHamboneandFlippy,whichonewouldyouthink
likedolphinsthemost?I'dsayFlippy,wouldn'tyou?You'dbewrong
though.It'sHambone.

Ithinksomebodyshouldcomeupwithawaytobreedaverylargeshrimp.
Thatway,youcouldridehim,then,afteryoucampedatnight,you
couldeathim.

Tome,truthisnotsomevague,foggynotion.Truthisreal.And,at
thesametime,unreal.Fictionandfactandeverythinginbetween,
plussomethingsIcan'tremember,allrolledintoonebig'thing.'
Thisistruth,tome.

WeusedtolaughatGrandpawhenhe'dheadofftogofishing.Butwe
wouldn'tbelaughingthatevening,whenhe'dcomebackwithsomewhore
hepickedupintown.

TodayIaccidentallysteppedonasnailonthesidewalkinfrontofour
house.Andthought,Itooamlikethatsnail.Ibuildadefensive
wallaroundmyself,a'shell'ifyouwill.Butmyshellisn'tmadeout
ofahard,protectivesubstance.Mineismadeoutoftinfoilandpaper
bags.

Ifyouevergotemporarilyinsane,don'tshootsomebody,likealotof
peopledo.Instead,trytogetsomeweedingdone,becauseyou'dreally
besurprised.

Maybeinordertounderstandmankind,wehavetolookattheworditself.
Mankind.Basically,it'smadeupoftwoseparatewords--'mank'and'ind.'
Whatdothesewordsmean?It'samystery,andthat'swhysoismankind.

Ithinkagoodnovelwouldbewhereabunchofmenonashiparelooking
forawhale.Theylookandlook,butyouknowwhat?Theyneverfindhim.
Andyouknowwhytheyneverfindhim?Itdoesn'tsay.Thebookleaves
ituptoyou,thereader,todecide.
Then,attheveryend,there'sapageyoucanlickandittasteslike
Kool-Aid.

Whyisitthatwewilllaughatamaninaclownoutfit,butwewon't
laughatamanjustwalkingdownthestreetcarryingaclownoutfit
inoneofthoseplasticdry-cleanerbags?

Probablytheearliestflyswatterswerenothingmorethansomesortof
strikingsurfaceattachedtotheendofalongstick.

Insteadoftryingtobuildnewerandbiggerweaponsofdestruction,
mankindshouldbethinkingaboutgettingmoreuseoutoftheweaponswe
alreadyhave.




Thecrowsseemedtobecallinghisname,thoughtCaw.

Ifyouevercatchonfire,trytoavoidseeingyourselfinthemirror,
becauseIbetthat'swhatreallythrowsyouintoapanic.

Justasbeeswillswarmabouttoprotecttheirnest,sowillI'swarmabout
toprotectmynestofchocolateeggs.

Ifyougothroughalotofhammerseachmonth,Idon'tthinkitnecessarily
meansyou'reahardworker.Itmayjustmeanthatyouhavealottolearn
aboutproperhammermaintenance.

Insteadofraisingyourhandtoaskaquestioninclass,howabout
individualpushbuttonsoneachdesk?Thatway,whenyouwanttoaska
question,youjustpushthebuttonanditlightsupacorresponding
numberonatoteboardatthefrontoftheclass.Thenalltheprofessor
hastodoischeckthelightednumberagainstamastersheetofnames
andnumberstoseewhoisaskingthequestion.

Loveisnotsomethingthatyoucanputchainsonandthrowintoalake.
That'scalledHoudini.Loveislikingsomeonealot.

IfIwasbeingexecutedbylethalinjection,I'dcleanupmycellreal
neat.Then,whentheycametogetme,I'dsay,'Injection?Ithoughtyou
said'inspection.''They'dprobablyfeelrealbad,andmaybeIcouldget
outofit.

EventhoughIwastheircaptive,theIndiansallowedmequiteabitof
freedom.Icouldwalkaboutfreely,makemyownmeals,andevenhurl
largerocksattheirheads.ItwasonlylaterthatIdiscoveredthey
werenotIndiansafterall,butdirtyclotheshampers.

IfIwasafatherinawaitingroom,andthenursecameoutandsaid,
'Congratulations,it'sagirl,'Ithinkagoodgagwouldbetogetrealmad
andyell,'Agirl!?YoumusthavememixedupwithTHATdork!'andpoint
toanotherfather.

Tous,itmightlooklikejustarag.Buttothebrave,embattledmenof
thefort,itwasmorethanthat.Itwasaflagofsurrender.Andafter
that,itwastornupandusedforshoe-shinerags,sothemenwouldlook
niceforthesurrender.

Itseemedtomethat,somehow,thebluejaywastryingtocommunicatewith
me.Iwouldseehimflyintothehouseacrosstheway,pickupthetelepho
anddial.Myphonewouldring,anditwouldbehim,butitwasjustthis
squawkingandcheeping.'What?!What?!'Iwouldyellback,buthenever
didspeakEnglish.

Tome,clownsaren'tfunny.Infact,they'rekindascary.I've
wonderedwherethisstarted,andIthinkitgoesbacktothetime
Iwenttothecircusandaclownkilledmydad.

AsIbitintothenectarine,ithadacrispjuicinessaboutitthat
wasverypleasurable--untilIrealizeditwasn'tanectarineatall,
butAHUMANHEAD!!

Hewasacowboy,mister,andhelovedtheland.Heloveditsomuchhe
madeawomanoutofdirtandmarriedher.Butwhenhekissedher,she
disintegrated.Later,atthefuneral,whenthepreachersaid'Dustto
dust,'somepeoplelaughed,andthecowboyshotthem.Athishanging,
hetoldtheothers,'I'llbewaitingforyouinheaven--withagun.'




ThisisaTRiBUTEtoKurtCobain!
SungtothetuneofCOCAINEbyERiCCLAPTON/J.J.CALE

Inhisgrungyshirt,heisknownasKurt,...COBAIN
Hislifewasawreck,butnowshe'sallneck,...COBAIN
He'salright,He'salright,He'salright...COBAIN

Can'tgetonthecoverofSpin,whenyougotnochin,...COBAIN
Hadamiserablelife,withthatbitchofawife...COBAIN
Hedon'tlie,Hedon'tlie,Hedon'tlie...COBAIN

Don'tknowwhathewasmixin',nohe'srestin'withNixon...COBAIN
Ona12gaugehegagged,nowhe'stoetagged...COBAIN
Idon'tlie,Idon'tdie,Idon'tlie...COBAIN






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SysOp:ARiSToTLE14,000RemoteSysOp:Nostradamus

TheViRUS_NFOisthereplacementforthenowantiquatedhullofanetwork
thatwasoncereferredtoasNuKENET.Thecoupthatensuedtotallywiped
outtheoldsystem.Now,wehaveeasyaccesswithoutthehasslesofyou
havingtouploadyourfirstborninordertogainaccess.Stopbyandsee
thechangesthathavetakenplace...

ĴNuKE-SupportersĴ
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YourSystemHere800-BLK-AXiSTheWorldMr.Sysop:)Soon!
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Axez/Credz/Kudoz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahwell,thefunhastoendsomewhere!Ihopenobodyistoooffendedby
thesatireinthismagazine!Lifeisfartooshorttogetallbentout
shapeoverhumor!IDOandalwaysWILLappreciatethosewhohavethe
cohoneystostandupandspeakthetruthundertheeyeoftheirpeers!
Withoutthissimplequalityinlife...You'renotshit-You'llnever
beshit-Andyourchildrenwillgrowuptoemulatetheshityouare!


AXEZ-Boooowahahahahaha!ILikethissection:)
~~~~
TrippLewis:LearnEnglish!Stoned,lazy,andstupid,isnowayto
gothroughlife!Gogetyourselfaneducationbefore
yousqwuanderyourinheritenceontrinketsandshit!
MichaelParis:AllhailreverendthereverendCRiS!Saveroflost
cultgroupies-Championforthelame-Dickforthe
dickless-Hamsterofthefelchers!
TreeTrunkMary:Pyscho-Hose-Beast!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MattMiller:YoStarman!It'sagoodthingIhadtimetoaddyouto
thelistofsuck-asspeople:)

CREDZ
~~~~~
IcreditTyphoidMaryforhavingstartedtheentireunderground
atoneanother'sthroats!Thankyou,bitch,forajobwelldone!

KUDOZ
~~~~~
!HellRaiser!:Youhaveballs,dude!Tell'emALLLLLtojumpupand
kissyourentireass:)
!NowhereMan!:Ahwell...Thewritinghand,havingwrit,moveson!
Inotherwords...Youcan'tturnbacktime,solook
forward!Goodluckinschoolandknowthattheaxe
isburriedonthisend!
!TimeLord!:Homeslice!Wassup:)Ihopethearticledoesbringthe
PsychoHoseBeastdownonyoutoomuch!
!TheUnforgiven!:Iforgiveyou:)
!Nostradamus!:Thanksforallthecovertinfogathering!

-=BRCRTS=-:<-----\
|:Glady'allarebeingtogawdywiththescript
-=FWDRSHN=-:<---/

Anyhow,Iappreciatethesupport...Okay,soitwasn'tasmuchsupport
asitwassecuringyourowninterests:)Andwhereisyou'NuKE'94'
flag?Idon'tsimplyhandthemouttoeverybody,yaknow:)

KUDOZ
~~~~~

!TheUnforgiven!:Iforgiveyou:)
!Nostradamus!:Thanksforallthecovertinfogathering!
!Theora!:Weappreciateallyoursupportandhelpwithourviruses!
Itisunlikelythatwewouldhaveeverfinishedcataloging
themwithoutyourassistance.
!Camry!:WeappreciateallthemthereTaiwanesetoys!
!Theora!:Weappreciateallyoursupportandhelpwithourviruses!
Itisunlikelythatwewouldhaveeverfinishedcataloging
themwithoutyourassistance.BTW,NiceTiTS!:)Iseethey
haveservedyouwellinyourendeavorstobecomefamous!
