Just the other day, I read a some Dox on how to make free calls
and get money outta UK payfones.  It was such a crude method
that I wrote my own version of it just to emphasize its "raw"
non-phreak method.  Names have been changes to protect the
innocent!

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Phreaking UK by :  M I $ T 0 R  A C I D

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Aim of Operation

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To make a facility for free calls and alotta money so that one
can by:  big house, horny prostitute/s (the kind on Red Hot
Dutch), Escort Cosworth, 14.4K modem,  complete back issues of
YIPL;  TAP;  2600.

Equipment Required

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1 Pair of wire strippers 

2 Croc clips 

2 Bitsa wire 

1 Blue Peter annual edition book - just for reference 

1 Fone box (ole red one) which still has a line and coin box
left  

1 Piece of Breathing Apparatus if turdy box 

1 Video camera 

1 Chain saw with bloood stains 

1 Pneumatic drill 

1 Pneumatic jack 

1 Telefone 

1 Camera man 

1 A Punch(C) capable of exerting 1500000N / Sq.Inch 

1 Van but not essential if VERY fit 

1 Nylon carrying strap if one does not have van and is VERY fit 

1 Pneumatic back if using carrying strap 

1 A dick brain! 

1 A 2600 T-shirt. 

1 Yourself if you wish to do this yourself,  otherwise you will
need:-

1 SomeBodyElse

Method

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a) Put on T-shirt to make oneself feel a PhREak - no, not a
PrICk. 

b) Find a telefone box which has a visible line coming in these
are always the old red ones which can be found out in the
countryside. 

c) Get the camera man to start videoing. 

d) Start chainsaw and phrighten people way so that you are not
reported for playing around with fones. You are permitted to saw
people up, as you will be emigrating to the Bahamas with your
easily earned money. 

e) Open pay fone door.  

f) Strip the outta wire off and strip the inner two wires back
(from the line coming in).

g) Connect croc clips together with the bitsa wire to the two
inner wires. h) Connect your telefone - playing about will
ensure you connect the right wires from your telefone plug.
*Caution* make sure that one does not connect to the 240V light
cable otherwise bodily and/or telefone damage may ensure. 

i) Make your free call/s. 

j) Pneumatically drill the concrete up from around the box and
strap the box to your back. *Caution* if drill emitts 90 Db or
more, ear muffs must be worn. 

k) Jack up the coin box and strap it onto your back - No, not
the jack, the coinbox.  If one has van, put the box in the
passenger seat and drive home. *Caution* do not forget to put on
your seat belt as failure to do so may result in you not having
your seat belt on. 

l) If you do not own van crawl home. *Caution* one should not
enter shops etcetra on the way home to show off ones newly
aquired box.  Doing so may result in suspicious shop workers.
*Notice* last night I felt as if I was crawling home with a box
on my back after 8 cans of Tenents Super Strong. 

m) Enter home. *Caution* do not let parents/relations see you as
this kinda thing upsets them - they think your on steroids and
acid - it`s lack of understandind on their behalf. 

n) Punch(C) coin box. This will gain you access to the money and
washers. 

0) Discard of coin box, i.e. chuck it into the neighbours
garden. *Caution* discard of coin box properly and help keep
Britain Tidy, i.e. in your bin.

p) Sell the fone box as a shower unit; these go for about
60-1500 quid in the Exchange & Mart.  

q) Edit the video and send to You`ve Been Framed.  If it is
shown you will receive 250 quid.  I suggest audio dubbing it
with the Sex Pistols` "Anarchy In The UK" or Fuses` "Substance
Abuse". 

r) Wrap boxs` fone up and send to a friend as a Xmas prezzie. 

s) Operation DiCKhEad complete!

DISSCLAIMER

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The author of this article does not take any responsibilty for
"lost" telefone boxs,  equipment loss or damage,  bodily loss or
damage (bad back), murdered people, half-murdered people. The
author reserves the right to steal boxs and kill. Any
suggestions to improve this phreaking and/or killing technique
would be appreciated. No part of this publication may be
reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any
form or by means, electronic, mechanical, telepathical,
recording or otherwise,  without prior non-ownership of this
article.

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