How to rip off Pepsi Machines

By A.Nonomous

THIS IS A PUBLIC ENEMA PRODUCTION!!!!

"This world needs an enema, and we're just the men to do it"

Disclaimer: I don't recommend using the techniques described in this doc, so
don't come crying to me if you get caught. This information is presented for
INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY by way of the first ammendment
("BoB" bless America)

Ok, let's say you're a little hacker geek that needs money...fast. You've
seen people at school pumping money into the great Pepsi god to feed their
caffine addictions and dreamt about all the money they make. First, Pepsi is
a drug dealer. Caffine is in Pepsi. Caffine is a drug. Drugs are evil
(so sez George). So, by the substitution postulate
(I have been paying attention in class!!!) Pepsi=evil. Right????

The getting of the money is actually pretty easy. You just have to know where
to look.

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!     P   !
!     E   !
!     P   !
!     S   !
!     I   !  <---- LOOK HERE
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Ok.. so the drawing's a little messed, but you get the idea...

There should be a little opening on the side. The next step is the hardest
part. Reach into the hole and reach up as far as you can. You should feel a
vinyl bag. You're going to want to pull this out. THIS IS NOT EASY!!! Be
patient. If you work long enuff, it will come. It helps to be skinny
(like me)... Once it's out, all you have to do is chop it open. I know at my
school I've made $50 in one night off of 2 machines without any effort at all.

*NOTE* This only works on the older, non-bubbled-front machines

On the newer machines, that have the coolin' picture on the front, it's super
easy to get free pepsi's (but I'm not sure about the money).  Just open the
flap that the cans come out of and feel around. Usually there are a couple of
six packs there for storage. Pull them out of the plastic rings and you're
set.

HAVE FUN!!!!!

