	 Elite Commandments:
	 -------------------
 
1] Never admit you have no idea what
   you're talking about.
 
2] Never have a good word to say about
   anyone else but yourself.
 
3] Join every group that will let you
   join. After a few weeks have passed,
   quit & claim they aren't good enough
   to merit your prescence.
 
4] Always shift the blame to someone
   else. "It's not my fault" should 
   become 2nd nature to you.
 
5] Always have nasty things to say
   about your so called friends behind
   their backs.
 
6] Hate as many people as possible.
 
7] Start as many rag wars as humanly
   possible. When your up against 
   intelligent people (As on Adventurers
   Tavern, 1982-1986. RIP), and losing
   your end of the war. Say "This is
   stupid and childish, even if I did
   start it", and stop posting.
 
8] When someone becomes pushy and openly
   challenges your lack of knowledge 
   about something. Say "I know the 
   answer, but you're not elite enough,
   so I can't tell you".
 
9] If anyone still dares to question you
   then threaten them with tough things
   like getting someone to turn their
   phones off, or charge 10 billion 
   toilets on their mothers credit card.
   (It doesn't matter whether or not you
   actually know how to do this, or know
   anyone else who will do it for you.
   This is a favorite tactic of ELITE!@
   phreak groups like L0D!!@#1!.) If all
   else fails began chanting "Cable
   throw, Cable throw, Cable throw" or
   if you are a pirate: make a fright-
   ening rag page on them in your next
   Copya crack.
 
[Warning: Be sure to only use this on a
 fellow ELITE!@#1! phreak, pirate or
 equivalent ignorant person. Anyone else
 will laugh at you & tell you to fuck
 off. Only adding to the questioning
 of your massive eliteness.]
 
10] Make as big a fool of yourself as 
    is possible. Display your ignorance
    and stupidity in a manner that will
    make itself noticible to the modem
    community at large. If you are a
    aspiring elite pirate, get your
    name on as many copya cracks as 
    fast as possible. Or if you are a
    up and coming elite phreak, start
    up your own little world (or join
    someone else who has already done
    this, such as LOD), refuse to see
    anyones viewpoint but your own, &
    declare yourselves mega-elite.
 
 
Remember: When in doubt, repeat to 
yourself the sacred chant: "I am elite,
I can't be wrong, I am elite, I am 
always right and know everything", 
repeat until your confidense is restored
(Humming, or accompanyment by a choir,
 is optional).
 
Also be certain to rag on anyone who
displays any kind of knowledge about
anything, and is not currently ELITE!@#
If he's not elite, he can't be right.
After all, everyone in the universe 
cares about the "elite hierarchy!", its
what makes the world go around!@#21!!!!
