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   What...
     Is A leech?
     Does a leech use in his vocab?
     Does he look like?
     Do we do to kill them?
     Am I talking about?
 
I am talking about those losers out
there that take all our wares off of
our Catsend lines and give them to his
local buds...Yes...sound like someone
you know? Don't be afraid lad...we all
have them...But we need to know how to
recognize them and how to get rid of
them...That is very simple if you just
follow some directions and read this
file patiently!
 
 First of all as I said in 'The True
Leech Hazard' there is a difference
between an asshole and a leech so I
won't go over that in much detail...
But an asshole is someone you hate that
could be a very big pirate ready to
put your loser ass six feet deep...
(That is how far people are buried for
you dumbasses reading this)
A leech is someone you may not have
even ever heard of and you just want
to get rid of him...you may think it
is easy but most leech's are very
determined in getting their wares and
will use false names if necessary...
That means you shouldn't validate
someone who has just called your
catsend and uses a name...Ghost Buster
I heard is an awesome name...Maybe I
am exagerating the name but if you look
at anyone's info You can usually tell
if the guy is a fake or not...But
it isn't as easy as just deleting him
because when he found out that he
was deleted he will call back again
under a false loser name and eventually
he will pass the check that you give
each person because you can't always
tell a leech from a cool 'Rocker'...
haha...Also...Ali Baba or Dr. Micro
don't call catsends...so don't freak
out if someone says..ALI HERE!...say
back to him...ALI NOT HERE!...and
preceed to hang his ass up...but if
you did deal with Ali Baba and you
hung him up...then I will leave you
with a 'How to comit Suicide' file
but that is not under me...Ok well
pirates I am sure you guys may want
a demostration and a good vocabulary
of the leech to tell if you are dealing
with a leech...Aren't you excited?...
 
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Johnny Pirate just opened the box to
his micromodem and is ready to set up
his local-loser board right after he
gets permission to call long distance
on AT&T so he can get on the awesome
100 meg catsend in Boonfuck,VA....So
he does just that...that is he is
using is microscrotum dialer...finally
he is on...
 
Enter pass or [NEW]
[-=>[NEW]
 
Invalid.
 
Enter pass or [NEW]
[-=>
 
[CHAT ON]
 
Hey kid what is your problem.
 
No problem.
 
Then why don't you just type in NEW
 
I did
 
Bye...
 
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Folks Johnny just hit rock bottom...
he would usually call back and do the
same thing again and when the sysop
chats...they use their extended vocab.
of their awesome words...they include
 
PLEASE............PLEEZE
BYE...............LAT0R
		  L8ER
		  L8R
		  L80R
		  LAT0R 0N
YOU...............U
FRIEND............D00D
		  DOOD
COOL..............(OOL
		  C00L
		  KOOL
		  K00L
 
Folks these iren't all the leech's
words but if you haven't caught on
there is a pattern...also their
biggest word to use is PHUNY and
when they cuss on rag boards they
usually go $h!t or A$$H0le...
that is perfectly immature...and as
people say it is for you guys that
can't cut the PG-13 Law....HAHA...
Well L8er Guys and keep K00L you
awes0me D00DS U...
 
^JUST JOKING^
