-=+ THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO REAL G-PHILE AUTHORS V1.0 by --] Man-Tooth [-- +=-
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	  Through my vast experience of reading and collecting
		    a: Needed to write a phile to attempt to please
	  Since we're not all geeky assholes who write fony philes,
     A Real G-Phile Author....
		    - Uses 80 columns with lower case
		    - Includes a title
		    - Takes credit for his files by signing his name
		    - Doesn't advertise a BBS unless it's his own
		    - Doesn't waste disk space on a file written on a
		    - Doesn't plagarize from his friends' favorite
		    - Has a personality
		    - Doesn't mind abusing the hell out of geeks
		    - Uses abusive language when it's fucking
		    - Doesn't overuse abusive language to live up to
		    - Doesn't make spelling mistakes!
		    - Researches the topic of interest
		    - Explains the topic in depth
		    - Idolizes the author of this model file
		    - Makes full use of The World of ASCII Art
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		    - Doesn't abuse The World of ASCII Art
		    - Doesn't use ascii art if he obviously has
		    - Keeps his phile exclusive to a few select BBS's
		    - Has already written numerous files
		    - Makes use of CHR$(13) to increase the file's
		    - Doesn't use CHR$(13) to make the file longer
		    - Doesn't advertise the hosting BBS in a file in
		    - Personally tests his ideas
		    - Writes philes even if he has been forgotten by
		    - Always gives credit where credit is due
	  ...But since I already have enough enemies, I won't name the
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