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+                        REAL HACKER GUIDE VOLUME I                           +
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-       BY HARD HACK MACK FORMER SYSOP OF PHUNCENTER AND FUTURE SYSOP         -
--               OF PHUNCENTER ][,COMING IN SUMMER OF '85                    --
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	WELL SINCE THERES BEEN ENOUGH OF THE PIRATES GUIDES, I THOUGHT
I'D ADD A LITTLE SPICE...TO THAT SERIES.

	THIS GUIDE IS MEAN'T TO WEED OUT THE 'WHACKERS' OR TEACH THEM
HOW TO BE REAL HACKERS...

	SO ON WITH THE GUIDE.

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	REAL HACKERS KNOW 'WARGAMES' WAS A BUNCH OF SHIT.

	REAL HACKERS DON'T HACK THEIR LOCAL LIBRARY.

	REAL HACKERS KNOW HOW TO HACK.

	MOST REAL HACKERS START OUT AS WHACKERS, NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK
	THEY WERE DOING, BUT LEARNED EVENTUALLY HOW TO HACK.

	REAL HACKERS AREN'T SHORT, FAT KIDS WITH GLASSES, WHO COME HOME EVERY
	DAY FROM SCHOOL AND FUCK AROUND WITH THEIR COMPUTER, AND HAVE ONLY ONE
	FRIEND. (ANOTHER SHORT FAT KID WITH GLASSES)

	REAL HACKERS SHARE THEIR MCI, SPRINT OR METRO CODES ONLY WITH OTHER
	HACKERS.

	REAL HACKERS KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO STOP USING A PHREAK CODE.

	REAL HACKERS MAKE THEIR OWN PHREAK AND HACK PROGRAMS AND DON'T
	RELY ON OTHERS PROGRAMS!

	MOST REAL HACKERS ARE PIRATES!

	REAL HACKERS KNOW WHEN THEY'RE BEING SET-UP ON A SYSTEM.
	(THEY HAVE A SIXTH SENSE THAT TELLS THEM WHEN TO HANG UP!)

	REAL HACKERS HACK THEIR OWN CODES, DON'T JUST GET THEM OFF
	A BOARD AND TELL THEIR FRIENDS THEY HACKED IT!

	REAL HACKERS KNOW THE AGE OF SAFE 'BOXING' IS COMING TO AN END.

	REAL HACKERS HELP OTHERS TO BECOME HACKERS.

	MOST REAL HACKERS HAVE APPLES.

	REAL HACKERS HAVE AUTO-DIAL MODEMS AND IF NOT FIND A WAY TO
	IMPROVISE.

	REAL HACKERS KNOW HOW TO SPELL.

	REAL HACKERS ARE NOT GREEDY, AND SHARE ANY WORTHY INFO.

	REAL HACKERS KNOW COMPUSERVE ISN'T WORTH WASTING TIME HACKING.

	REAL HACKERS DON'T CARE WETHER THIS IS 40 COLUMN OR NOT!

	REAL HACKERS HAVE OTHER WAYS TO GET INFO THAN JUST USING THE COMPUTER.

	REAL HACKER AREN'T STRAIGHT 'A' STUDENTS!
	
	REAL HACKERS ARE AT LEAST OUT OF OR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

	REAL HACKERS FIND WAYS TO FUCK-UP MA BELL.

	REAL HACKERS CAN CRASH BOARDS, BUT DON'T, UNLESS THE SYSOP IS A REAL
	ASSHOLE.

	REAL HACKERS DON'T BRAG ABOUT WHAT THEY HAVE. (JUST STATE THE FACTS)

	ALL REAL HACKERS KNOW WHO RICHARD SANDZA IS.

	ALL REAL HACKERS KNOW HE IS AN ASSHOLE.

	REAL HACKERS KNOW THIS IS THE END OF THE FILE.

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		    PHUNCENTER ][ GOES BACK UP IN JUNE!
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NOTE:IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN BECOMING A CO-SYSOP FOR THE PHUNCENTER LEAVE ME
A MESSAGE, OR CALL. LEAVE MESSAGES OR COMMENTS ON EITHER...
[614]-235-5458, [614]-846-0200 OR [505]-265-5178.

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