 How to spot a LOSER Pt.1 04/21/86

     Original idea conceived and  
	      Written by          
  The Incognito of the 202 Alliance.
 
   Edited for the C-64 by Red Baron
 
 NOTE = This section of the file   
	takes place from the SYSOP's
	side of the BBS. 
 
	  THE PHONE RINGS...
 
 SY- Hello.
 (Sysop hears a Carrier and hangs up)
 
   A MOMENT LATER;  RRRIIINNNGGG...
 
 SY- Hello?!?
 LO- H-he-hello? (the loser studders)
 SY- Yeah the board is down; I'm
     working on it.
 LO- Isn't this a bbs?
 SY- Does my voice sound like carier?
 LO- (click!)
 
 LATER THAT SAME DAY; RRRIIINNNGGG...
 
 SY- Yeah. 
 LO- Where's the board?
 SY- I'm working on it call back
     later.  (SYSOP hangs up in the
     loser's face)
 
       THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN...
 
 SY- Yeah.
 LO- But do you want to trade?
 SY- Why; what do you have?
 LO- Ummm; hold on.  (the phone drops
     as the loser  screams 'MOM WHERE
     IS MY LIST!!!')   
 
	 15 MINUTES LATER... 
 
 LO- OK... (as  he  gasps   for  air)
     Pacman;  Gridrunner; Pipes; Jump
     man Jr.; 3D pacman...(the  loser
     rambles on reading his list from
     day one) 
 SY- (Click!)
 
	 LOSER CALLS BACK...   
  
 LO- Why'd you hang up on me for?
 SY- I'm busy; leave me alone.  
 LO- But I need  ARCHON  desperately.
 SY- Listen  bud;  that's  as  old as
     your mother. 
 LO- But I don't have it (practically
     crying) can you upload it to me.
 SY- (thinks...this  dick will  never
     have a  decent  term)  OK;  what
     terms do you have?
 LO- Ummm. Term 64;  Compute's  first
     term;   Compute's    secondterm;
     Vidtex;    Superterm;   Allterm;
     Someterm; Halfterm; Noterm...
 SY- Got any new punter compatibles?
 LO- Yeah I think VIP's got it.
 SY- No; that's old old old.
 LO- (The famous line #1) 'Let me get
     a directory.' I   just   got  75
     quadrouple  sided  disks full of
     neatto   stuff   from   Germany;
     England; and New Jersey. 
 SY- (Shit...)
 LO- How   about   microterm;  what's
     that?
 SY- (Fuck!) yeah. If I give you this
     will  you  leave me  alone for a
     few years?
 LO- Yes; oh  goody; gosh;  golly; oh
     boy (drops the phone and screams
     like a maniac...'Jim;I'm getting
     ARCHON!') 
 SY- Hurry up loser; I don't have all
     day you know.
 LO- OK. I'm ready.
 SY- Are  you  sure you  know  how to
     work it?
 LO- Yeah.  (lying  like a dog)  I've
     been using this for about  three
     years now.
 SY- (Uggh; what a dick) 
 
	    1 HOUR LATER... 
 
 SY- OK. You've got it.  Now leave me
     alone...
 LO- Hey it  says it's a SEQ?  What's
     that? 
 SY- Oh brother! (Click!)
 LO- (Calls back...Busy signal)
 
 
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		-=*>Have Phun<*=- 

		   (Red Baron)
