School Anarchy Written by Loki in a fit of madness All junior and high school people with an IQ above that of a small rock hate school. It's inevitable, what with the stupid teachers and totalitarian administrators. In this text phile, there are some kool ways on phucking up your school and administrators. -->The buses Do the crowded, stinky conditions of riding on a school bus really, really piss you off? I know that I hate buses... so here are some ways to make the bus driver mad, phuck up the bus, and generally have a good time-- these methods are going from least risky to punishable by death >:) 1. Emergency exits Those new school buses- have you noticed they have about ten billion emergency exits? The window exits usually have a small handle looking rather like a window latch at the bottom of the window. Pull it up gradually until the buzzer (up by the driver) goes off. Look around in confusion and pretend you don't know what's going on. When the bus driver stops the bus and begins to walk back, push down on it, all the way. This will shut off the alarm. The bus driver will go back to his/her seat and continue driving. Two to three minutes later, pull up the handle again. Continue this cycle either until you get off the bus or until the bus driver pulls out a shotgun. The former option is preferable in this case. 2. Throw stuff This may seem simple, but it's a really great way to piss off the driver, especially if you aim the objects you're throwing at the driver's head. These objects can be torn-off pencil erasers, broken pencil stubs, globs of clay, nails, glass shards, beer bottles, molitov cocktails, or vials of sulfuric acid... 3. Throw stuff at oncoming cars This is cool, depending on what you throw out... A seat in the back is the best, because by the time the object hits or goes thru the driver's window, the bus is already gone... Interesting things to throw are pencils, rows of staples (stolen from the teacher's desk of course), various foodstuffs including soft drinks, apples, oranges, grapefruit and watermelon; and smaller students. Note: Generally, the heavier the object thrown, the more punishment if you're caught. 4. Do evil stuff to the bus's interior/exterior This includes such things as slashing open the seats so the padding falls out, putting nails up thru the bottom of the seat so the next person who sits down will get a nice surprise, and stabbing holes in one or more tires so the bus breaks down, and in the confusion you can do even more evil things-- use your imagination! 5. Set off explosives on the bus Here comes my favorite part. Explosives, in this case, means everything from firecrackers to large quantities of plastic explosive. Lighting a circular explosive and rolling it forward/backward down the aisle will have an evil effect- and the blame will usually not be placed on you. This is rather low- level phun with explosives. The real phun comes when you leave a timed explosive on the bus and walk away from your bus stop, chuckling, while the bus and its hapless victims explode (if you made it right!) Alright, that's all I can think of on the buses, and if I think of any more, I'll write another text phile, if i'm not too lazy... -->Computer labs OK, i know most of you out there can think of 100 ways to fuck up your school's network, but here are some easy ways to do it, again ranging from easiest to hardest. 1. Pull out the wires from someone else's computer. The network wires (the ones that look like fone lines) are what lets the computer communicate with the network. If you are a single computer on a hub, it won't do much damage, but if several computers are hooked into one slot on the network hub, you can down all the computers on your little node... 2. Send evil things to the network. If you're in a programming class, use the language you're learning to send random, constant data to the Ethernet card-- they're in COM1 in the computers at our school--this usually just screws up the computers on your node, but sometimes it confuses the hub and gets it screwed up, and it has to be reset, along with all the computers attached... 3. Phuck with the floppy drives. An abrasive disk can be made with sandpaper and an old 3.5" disk. This will destroy the read/write heads on the disk drive. Open up the disk, and take out the black disk. Cut away all the plastic stuff that's actually the disk. Cut a circular piece of sandpaper out, approximately the same size as the disk, and glue it in place. Strip away the white kleenex- like material stuff on the inside. Then glue the disk back together, making sure it looks normal. Put the metal shutter back on for best effect. This one is a real killer, especially if you have dos access- keep choosing etry when it says there's a disk error... WARNING: Depending on what type of sendpaper you use, this may make a strange noise, both when the disk spins and when it tries to read from the disk. 4. Phuck with the network hub. a. Simple, but risky. Simply slash all wires going to it, aside from the power wire... or unplug them, for non-destructive fun. b. Create a neat-o device that does neat things... Take the end of an electric cord and cut it off. Do the same with a 4-line fone wire. Take the red and green wires from the fone cord, and splice them to the wires in the electric wall cord. Unplug any cord ya want, then plug in the fone- jack end of your device. Then plug the other end into the wall. Fun things can occur... c. Take the network hub. If you have one of those huge book bags, do this: unplug all the cords from the network hub and steal it. This will certainly disable the net work for a while... 5. Phuck with the actual server. a. Grab the teacher's coffee cup and pour the contents into one of the server's numerous orifices. b. Unplug it/turn it off. Screws things up majorly, especially if they're doing a backup. c. Insert a sandpaper DAT tape into the tape drive... here's how to make one: Get a DAT tape (steal this- they cost too much to tear up!) Take out all the tape inside of it. Make a loop of sandpaper and string it around inside the cassette, so it's tightly looped around the two hubs and everthing else. Put the cassette back together, and you have a nifty thing. d. Remove the feet sticking out from the sides (if it's a server) and either tip it over yourself or balance it so the slightest motion will. These tips can help you really phuck up your computer lab--really helpful if your archenemy (who happens to be in your computer class) has to load a crucial project off of disk on the day it's due and inserts it, only to have it ruined because the drive's R/W heads were phucked. -->Lockers Alright, so we all have them, and we all hate them, but they're a great way to cost your school and/or the previously mentioned archenemy mucho dinero... 1. Finding locker numbers/combinations This may sound stupid, but a lot may be done with your schools' lockers if you can get some locker numbers... In offices they have lists of numbers & combinations, if you feel like stealing them from there, but the easiest way is just to look around. Many times a person will tell his friend, very loudly, that his combination is XX-XX-XX. Note the number of the locker and write it down for later use. Another way is seeing peoples' locker cards. These are given out either in the mail, or the way my school does it, on the first day of school in homeroom. Look around the room to find other peoples' locker cards, and keep the numbers & combos. This is not only helpful if the person is your archenemy, but if you want to plant a bomb or other equally evil device. 2. Dial phun The lockers at school will either have a dial attached to the locker or a separate combination lock for this purpose. For most of these ideas, it won't matter very much. a. Dial sticking This is the easiest, and less risky, way of phucking up someone's locker. This may be achieved in one of three ways: 1. Melt the plastic Bring your favorite lighter to school and use it to melt the plastic dial. Requires purchase of a new comb. lock or locker door. BOOM!!< 10 feet in front of you an explosion occurs, blowing the locker door off and immolating the contents of the locker in flames. People run everywhere, screaming, as you smile at what you have done. 2. Electricution In Phrack Issue #3, there is an article on making a shock rod. I strongly suggest you get this magazine-- it has many articles on anarchy and stuff. I am not putting the info in this phile-- I'm sure text-phile lovers are tired of seeing the same info repeated over and over in phile after phile... 3. Triggered attack This refers to triggering some kind of device like a gun when the locker is opened. An example is mounting a knife on a spring and having it shoot out at your archenemy when his locker is opened. Well, that's it right now for the lockers... If i think up any more nifty ways of anarchy through lockers, I'll include them in another text phile. -->School events Don't we all hate the mindless pep rallies held, when everyone's supposed to get up and show your school spirit? And those stupid school assemblies where the principal repeats the same pre-digested crap he's been feeding us since 5th grade? And the stupid morning and afternoon announcements where they read the same thing, week after boring week? Here's some ways to juice up that boring pep rally, or put some variety in the announcements... a. Pep Rallies 1. Show your School Spirit Show your endless support for your school's athletics department by wearing a shirt that says, "SCHOOL SPIRIT SUX", or maybe getting a couple of friends to help you run around with a sign saying " RULES!!!" On school spirit days, wear another school's clothes and colors-- I've found this pisses off the cheerleaders to no end!! 2. The actual pep rally At the pep rally!! What fun! Watch the airheaded cheerleaders bounce around chanting strange things no one can even hear! A good thing to do is, when it's silent, scream out, "Violence rules! Guns are cool! And we've got guns, in our school!!!" Or throw things at the cheerleaders! Get empty (or full) coke cans and throw them at the cheerleaders from way up high in the stands! The fun will start when you nail one in the head with a full coke can... or a water balloon!! 3. The game a. Football game Go down onto the field and run around and try to phuck up what the players are doing... For example, you could throw out another football right when play is intense... This really causes confusion...they won't know which is which! Put on the padding and uniform, etc. of one of the teams playing. Carefully sneak out onto the field and cost one of the teams massive penalties for doing evil things...For example, you could flip off the ref and tell him he's a dumbass... b. Basketball game Carry with you some kind of slippery liquid, oil or something... Before the game, spread it over as much of the court as you can. Then watch the teams have phun trying to run... There will most certainly be a score thingy to control the scoreboard. If you get a chance, open it up and have a non- descript wire run out from the side or back. Attach this wire to the button to advance the other team's points by 1. Then, before the game starts, run a wire from the top of the bleachers, to where you will be sitting (have a friend hold the place for ya) and then, right before the game, hook the two wires together. Whenever you touch the wires on your end together, it'll advance the other team's score by one. Really crafty...and hard to detect, too! That's just about all the ways to phuck up school sporting events that I can think of now... -->Well, that's all I can think of now... 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