Meanwhile, here's a quick collection:
A. "Hey, this music sucks!"
Q. How many pot smokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 14: One to hold the light bulb, 13 to huff until the room spins.
Wise man once say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Q. How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two: One to screw in the light bulb, the other to hold the bong.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doobie.
Doobie who?
Doobie a favor and pass the joint.
Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, if there's a plant under it.
Hillary Clinton and Rush Limbaugh get into an elevator. The doors close and
Hillary removes her clothes and says, "Make me feel like a woman." Rush removes
his clothes, hands them to Hilary, and says, "Here, fold these."
Rush Limbaugh got his rectal nerve crossed with his optic nerve, and it gave
him a shitty outlook on life.
Stoner's dictionary:
Bong: N. A smoking device that when used correctly goes, "gurgle, gurgle, gurgle."
