_________________________________________________________________ Welcome to issue TWO of GARGANTUA supplement! (life can never be too disorienting.) _________________________________________________________________ .... ...... rUHUm, .... ..... ... &UHUHUHp .. .. ..... ......`HUHUHUH1 .. .... ~HUHUH: ...... .;!UHUHUHUHUn. iHUHU'.. .. . . .;UHUH' ~UHUHUH!. HUHU! . .. ..... .HUHUY `UHUHUHUdUH!' .... . . .. .HUHUi `UHUHUHU, . .. ..... @UHUHf `UHUHUHU. ..... ..... UHUHUH, `UHUHUH; . .. .. . HUHUHUH. !UHUHU; ..... . .. UHUHUHUH. ;HUHUH' .. ... UHUHUHUH. IUHUH' ..... . .. HUHUHUH,, .iUHM^',dz. . .. .... HUHUHUHUHUHU~^ dDZz .... ... . UH' `dz' .. . . UH' ....... . .. .... UHUHUHUHUHUHUnn. ... . .. :UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHn. .. . .... `UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHn. .... .. . ~HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUh. .. . .... ~~~~~??HUHUHUHUHUo. ... . .. ,,,,, ~~^UHUHUHUn .... .... ..nununun;. `HUHUHY .. . . . ,HUHUHUHUHUHUH. `UHUH .... ..... UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHn `hH! . .. . .. UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU. .HU .... . .. UHUF' ~HUHUHUHU. .UHU .. . .. ;HU' ~UHUHUHUHUHU . .. . iU `HUHUHUHU .... ?'.. `YHHV' .. . .. .. `~ . ... ...... ...... . .. ..... .. .... .. ....... ... ... .. ........ Contents (c) 1997 DanoZano Email to danozano@juno.com _________________________________________________________________ C O N T E N T S _________________________________________________________________ enclosed: the usual assortment of anomalous data, plus an article on the P.I.M.P. data transfer protocol, and an extensive write-up on the biggest underground drug phenomenon to hit California in a decade -- teabagging. Don't miss this one! _________________________________________________________________ Notes from Under My Desk _________________________________________________________________ I think we'll start this one off as a hodgepodge of miscellany, and work toward order from there. No plan again this time, just another flowing glurping river of mental lava. But it works okay for me. This is what I've come to like about the self-publishing factor at work, since I can basically steer this thing anywhere I see fit, and you the consumer get to take up the slack by hanging on around the sharper corners. You never know what you'll get in an issue of GARrGAaNnTUAa supplement, so be sure you have current vaccinations and wash your hands twice before touching your eyes. _________________________________________________________________ L E A R N I N G C A N B E F U N -if you're not a dolt- _________________________________________________________________ Presented here is a timeline of various crucial turning points in world history. I only picked certain events, since an exhaustive list of all events in world history would be prohibitively large. Keep in mind that these are all straight from _Ribbons In Time_, edited by Frank Wallis, ISBN 1-555-84255-0, and are not a product of my fevered imagination. I did _not_ create the events in this part. I have nothing to do with events which took place before I was born, yadda yadda. And just to keep it short, I have left my own commentary out, forcing you to draw all your own conclusions It's a cruel world where I can write stuff like this without even holding your hand while you read it. =) _________________________________________________________________ 875: Arab travellers in China report having seen toilet paper. 1518: Forks used for first time, at a banquet in Venice. 1549: Dwarfs and cripples appeared as court jesters in Europe. 1565: Pencils were first used in England. 1569: Bottled beer was invented by Alexander Nowell, dean of St. Paul's in London. 1615: First coin-operated vending machine: put a coin in the slot, open the drawer, and take out the loose tobacco. Used in English taverns. 1644: Swedish ten _daler_ coin, weighing twenty pounds, first minted. (If made of silver, this coin would be about six inches across and two thick.) ca1650: First English coffeehouse appears. 1660: Pencil factory opened in Nuremberg by Friedrich Staedtler. 1695: England's first drinking fountain, in Hammersmith, London, by Sir Samuel Morland. 1731: Barbers in France were prohibited from performing surgery. 1784: Lt. Henry Shrapnel invented and tested shrapnel in Scotland. 1847: First evaporated milk. 1871: Earliest use in America of toilet paper in roll form. Patent issued to Seth Wheeler. 1877: First shipment of frozen meat from the Argentine to Europe. 1884: Tetanus bacilli discovered by Arthur Nicolaier. 1899: Aspirin was first marketed. 1909: Bakelite made by Leo Baekeland, Belgian chemist in New York. 1938: Lazlo Biro invented the ball-point pen. 1978: Louise Brown, first test-tube baby, born in July. _________________________________________________________________ P.I.M.P. protocol _________________________________________________________________ And now, I present the long-awaited details of the Packeted Inline Messaging Protocol. Unfortunately, the information I have is from a single torn-out sheet discovered in an undisclosed place, and I have not run across any new data or specs since. Anyone with data not covered here might like to forward it to me for a gold star and credit in some future issue. (captured conversation follows ...sorry, i'm not sure who TC and PP are) TC> I mean, I went to school once with a glass fishbowl on my head once because I got my head stuck in it... that was kinda fun... speaking of which, anyone know where i can get the ultimate pimp platforms with the fishbowls built in? PP> Pimp platforms? DZ> yeah, this protocol for inter-company communication was developed in 1993, it stands for Packeted Inline Messaging Prot. and it never caught on really. PIMP isn't really in widescale usage right now; i believe it's used for private business transactions in the United Arab Emirate, and perhaps in Punxsutawney. But I do know a bit about it, and if my schedule clears up at all i plan to write an introductory article soon. It runs under an Asynchronous Switched System (hereafter, A.S.S.) which supercedes the older Synchronous Array Gate Telecommunications Information Transfer System (hereafter, S.A.G.T.I.T.S.), which as I recall fell out of favor with the powers that be due to its age and unreliable profits. (read now the transcribed page of information. Unfortunately, this sheet seems to be a flyleaf with fairly little actual hard data on the protocol itself, and yet it provides conclusive evidence of P.I.M.P.'s existence, as well as a brief glimpse under the hood.) ________________________________________________________ A User's Guide to the Packeted Inline Messaging Protocol ________________________________________________________ (c) 1993 Entropy Reversal Systems, Ltd., Los Angeles, CA All rights reserved. This document may not be copied, stored, transmitted or reproduced in any format without the prior written permission of Entropy Reversal Systems. ________________________________________________________ The Packeted Inline Messaging Protocol was designed to make communication in nonstandard business environments easier for professionals and novices alike, with a minimum software footprint and flexible configuration capacity to conform to a wide variety of unusual situations. This quick reference guide will explain, in layman's terms, the protocol itself, and answer some of the more common questions regarding implementation and installation. For a more technical look at a typical P.I.M.P. environment, including low-level features available only through source code modification and technical details regarding packet structure and security conventions, please refer to P.I.M.P. Tech Update H4. P.I.M.P. is a flexible protocol designed for the bulk transfer of data unsuited to a paper environment -- its core engine processes information through an Asynchronous Switching System (hereafter, A.S.S.), which typically has a light wrapper to keep the data packets safe from monitoring by untrusted individuals. The wrapper is removed during an exchange phase, in which the client system performs a complex multipartite swap of data for digital currency. As the client's account balance is transferred to the host system, the wrapper is progressively removed until the entire data volume is exposed for browsing in a private, secure transaction space, safe from competitors. Some P.I.M.P. systems use a floating-value exchange system for potentially or partially compromised data, which maintains the privacy of key elements during the transaction while attempting to keep the damaged data from being analyzed before payment. This allows the P.I.M.P. to maintain a strict make-or-break monetary policy even if the data has been damaged or recently leased to other clients. The downside is that a P.I.M.P. might scare away a potential client by keeping too much damaged data private before payment, so there is a self-balancing dynamic which protects clients from greedy business practices and prevents the A.S.S. from being misused by careless individuals. (page torn here) Should the A.S.S. become unusable for any reason, several backup processing systems are configurable which, together, can handle all but the most demanding client-side requests. These include the Line Interrupt Parsing System, Bidirectional Onboard Object-Based System, and Heuristic ANalysis Data Journal Online Buffer. Between the external prots (B.O.O.B.S. and H.AN.D.J.O.B.) and the secondary internal L.I.P.S. system, most processing requests can be handled with little difficulty. An update is scheduled for late 1994 to handle backdoor maintenance, but as of the current release, attempting to push data in the back port will result in a damaged dataset header and may cause P.I.M.P. to crash in and deny transactions while attempting to keep as much money as possible. (page torn here) Well, that's the bulk of it.. if anything is uncovered in the rest of the trash bag, I'll type up the text as soon as I study the layout diagrams and pictures and figure it out. _________________________________________________________________ Teabagging: The Other Side of Drug Abuse _________________________________________________________________ Teabagging is the newest, most misunderstood drug craze to seize the youth population of California since Ecstasy, and it could easily be the strangest since smoking toadskins. This article is meant to clarify the actual practice, and to shed some light on the experience itself. I will use this article to diagram the complex behavioral patterns characterizing participants in teabagging groups. In preparation for this article, I interviewed several teabag users to learn what happens at a hypothetical gathering of baggers, as well as Southern California medical doctor Aar Barns, who spoke to me only on the condition that he remain anonymous. _________________________________________________________________ Certain females who use hallucinogenic psychedelic drugs heavily often produce secondary metabolites with highly hallucinogenic potential in their bodies. (For the rest of this article, I will refer to these females as hosts and to the actual participants as users or baggers.) The potential of these compounds was not recognized until late 1996, when a complex chemical process was first theorized that was capable of transforming these relatively useless metabolites into psychoactive compounds capable of producing strong visual and perceptual hallucinations. The host's sole function in a group of baggers is to provide metabolite-rich urine as a raw material for processing into bags. This urine contains chemicals which can be modified to create compounds with hallucinogenic properties, which manifest themselves in the system of the user via dermal osmotic interchange in a solution of dimethyl sulfoxide and processed urea at an optimal ratio of 22:78 DMSO-urea. The urine used in making a batch of bags is always from a single host. Fresh urine is preferred, but it loses specifically the desirable, highly volatile hallucinogenic metabolites in a matter of hours if it is not kept properly cold. The urine is thus kept refrigerated between 33 and 38 degrees F until there is a full gallon to process. However, if it is not used within about 3 hours it begins to rapidly lose potency even if stored cold. A host who can provide a full gallon of full-strength, still-warm urine in the short timeframe of this process is somewhat of a rarity; therefore, the refrigeration of the urine is a necessary compromise though an unwanted one. One local group of baggers selects women with disproportionately large bladder capacities and feed them on LSD, chocolates, diuretics, and beer in order to produce a more potent and massive urine throughput, but most baggers choose not to modify the natural urinary function of their host. Teabagging is still a relatively unknown practice and many people are nearly cut off from having any access to a host at all, so those with a group large enough to give them a choice in hosts are considered to be lucky. Here is a description of the lab process involved in producing the teabags. Since this procedure is rather lengthy and involves expensive laboratory equipment, I recommend it only to those who are extremely familiar with standard chemical laboratory practice. First, though, take a moment to read about its origin. Here is a paragraph taken from _The Changing Consciousness: New Drugs In The New World_ (C) 1996 by Dr. Myra Breckenridge, ISBN 1-87192-135-9. The first scientist to actively centrifuge urine in modern Western thought was General J. Easton Burroughs Hamelin. General Hamelin made an important discovery in 1898 regarding synthesis of enantiomeric ureates and related compounds in situ using a chemical separatory technique combined with enzymatic fractionation and recombination of the urea compounds under high pressure and heat. His discovery has found only limited use in its century of published scrutiny, primarily in the profession of animal husbandry, but has been adapted by the technologically savvy post-modern subculture of California's youth into a new drug. This 'synthesized rat-catcher', in the words of a woman calling herself 'Iva Biggen', noted hallucinogenist poet and teabagger par excellence, has 'borne a lifestyle, an addiction, even a strange rite of passage, which has left the minds of hundreds, maybe thousands, of America's youth in its wake.' __________________________________________________________________ now, here's the part you skip if you don't want the dry boring old science which I had to write in because I wanted to let those with certain teabagging interests pursue their desires. To skip to the next section, scan down 115 lines and you'll be through the nasty. __________________________________________________________________ The urine is decanted into a Pyrex flask of sufficient volume to hold 150% of the actual liquid volume. Add one tenth the urine's volume of manganese hypoxide to the urine. Heat the mixture over a medium flame to just before it boils and evaporate it to about half of its original volume. In field laboratories visited during the research for this article, the urine was typically measured to be from 170 to 195 degrees F, but as a working rule, our subjects say "[The urine] ... has to stay below boiling at all times." After the evaporation stage, the complicated and dangerous reflux phase is initiated. This process involves vacuum-drying of the rest of the water in the urine, and a multiple-stage treatment and refining process in which the urine is structurally catalyzed and prepared for mixing with the DMSO. This phase is dangerous, and only persons confident in advanced laboratory chemistry techniques should attempt to reflux their urine using this process. Vacuum-dried urine with no more than .03 _percent_ water content is prepared. This dried urine is a dark yellow crystalline solid. _____________________________________________________________________ :: CAUTION :: Care should be taken to avoid breathing powdered urine, or the gasses made when it is heated; it has a nauseating smell, and it irritates the soft delicate linings of the throat and lungs with its tangy stench. Work under a hood, or use a well-made respirator made to filter out organic compounds and vapors. _____________________________________________________________________ Grind the crystals with a glass muller until they are a fine powder and place the powder in a large test tube or small distillation flask. Heat the powder over a gentle flame until it melts into a thick liquid. Mix it intimately with a clean dry copper rod and heat the mixture slowly to 129 degrees F or until all the powder dissolves. Add more urea powder until 100 ml of the liquid is obtained. Add 20 drops of 10% sodium hydroxide _drop by drop_ to the liquid. This will destabilize the urea and permit fractionation of the fragrant volatiles present in the uric concentrate. Keep heating the liquid slowly until it attains a free-flowing liquid consistency at approximately 180 degrees F and small bubbles start to form. Add 20 drops of 2% copper sulfate solution, starting when the first bubbles reach the top of the liquid. Stir well with a clean, dry glass rod. The solution will change from yellow to a dark greenish-blue as you add the copper sulfate. Cool the mixture in an ice bath until white sediment starts to precipitate from the liquid. Using a Buechner or a Hirsch funnel, filter through pleated Whatman H3 filter paper, 10cm x 16 cm; avoid fingerprinting the paper by handling it only by the corners. A vacuum filtration system may be used to speed the process. Discard the precipitate. Reflux the liquid with 50 g of 90% benzoic acid and 65 ml of methanol in a 300 ml round-bottomed flask for 85-90 minutes. After the liquid, methanol, and benzoic acid are in the flask, swirl them for 2-3 minutes to ensure proper mixing and add 10 ml concentrated sulfuric acid. The flask should be attached to a condenser no shorter than two feet; otherwise, the solvent will be lost. Add 30 g dry chlorine salts to the liquid; this frees the ammonia still present in the liquid. Cool the liquid in a large ice bath until it reaches 30 degrees F. Spin in a heated Landell centrifuge at 4500 rpm for 8 to 10 minutes until the liquid separates into three distinct layers. The first and lightest layer is disposable; it contains no chemicals of interest to us. The second layer may be removed with a micropipette; it makes a fine general-purpose solvent, and cleans stains and discolorations from most surfaces gently and without scratching even the most porous surfaces. Mix the third layer with sufficient mercury to bind the heavier constituents and re-spin to remove the settled mercury-amalgam. Dispose of the mercury safely; it is no good for anything else, and will contaminate any other mercury it is mixed with. The light remainder fron the third layer, hereafter known as the third liquid, will be used for the final process. Bring the third liquid, along with exactly 33 g of dry phosphoric acid, to 450 degrees F in a pressurized Pyrex centrifuging container at 15 atmospheres and let it recombine for 15 minutes, until a vapor sample from the container is seen to react explosively with lithium chloride crystals upon condensation in an ice bath. Quickly take the container and place it into the Landell centrifuge at 30 000 rpm; spin for only 45 seconds and gently remove from the centrifuge. Next, before the third liquid sets and recombines because of cooling, place the electrodes of an electrical source capable of generating 220VAC and 10 amperes into the liquid at least 6 cm from each other. Slowly energize the circuit and bring the electricity up to 10 amps over a period of 4 to 5 minutes. As the electrical charge increases, you may hear a popping sound; this is the sound made by the compounds recombining violently via the electrical charge after being broken up by the heat, electricity, acidity, and pressure of the previous process. The solution produces tiny bubbles of hydrogen gas and flakes of precipitate salts which settle onto the electrodes; keep flames away. You will start to smell ozone a few moments after turning the electricity on, depending upon the exact temperature of the third solution. Allow the liquid to transmit electricity until the ozone smell and popping sound stop, usually after two to three hours. ________________________________________________________________ If you wanted to skip the preceding chemistry details, continue reading from here. If you read the previous section and want to skip the rest, it's you who will be confused, not me, so be my guest. If you skipped over it all, how did you read this part? ________________________________________________________________ The technical aspect of the preparation is now complete; all that remains is the final investment of chemicals into the bags. Mix the now modified third solution with pure DMSO to a ratio of 78 units third solution to 22 units DMSO. Stir well, mixing any lumps back into the solution. Teabags are soaked for 1 to 2 hours in the finished solution, or "soup", which is typically held at 90 degrees F during the soaking. They are then stored wet in heat-sealed plastic bags to preserve the chemistry which has taken so much careful work to prepare. Just before being used, the teabags are often sprinkled with lemon juice, which serves two purposes: it is a sensory invigoratory agent when it is absorbed via the DMSO, and it serves as a source of citric acid, which is theorized to extend the duration of the peak hallucinatory time. Teabagging depletes vitamin C in the body rapidly, and replacement allows the subjective experience to continue for roughly twice as long as if the vitamin C level was allowed to bottom out. Neither variations in bag temperature nor metabolic exertion levels during usage do not cause a significant subjective difference in hallucinogen compound absorption rate, according to input from heavy users on my panel. The active secondary metabolites which are most commonly observed in gas chromatography of user body fluids seem to be the result of an ordered, complex series of chemical interactions in the host's body between post-hallucinogenic metabolites and other chemicals, particularly food breakdown components, present in the host's digestive tract. Other foodservice chemicals -- particularly those found in the diets of acid-eating vegetarian hippie girls with large breasts, such as whipped cream and potato chip grease -- and medications are being researched in order to determine possible interactivities between commonly prescribed drugs and the metabolite compounding process. Tetracycline seems to have a damping effect on the molecular resynthesis of the active metaboles at levels as low as .25mg/KG of the host's body weight, by an as yet improperly known mechanism. In contrast with host interactions, tetracycline has no statistical effect on the results of laboratory double-blind bagging tests with users. The host's eating habits and choices may also influence the gross effectiveness of these compounding interactions by changing the chemical composition of the urine, and thus altering the resynthesis process via introduction of nonspecified catalysts and selective damping agents of a highly arbitrary mixture. This means that even a user with a well-established host from whom he has gotten excellent results will often get unpredictable results when the host is ill, taking tetracycline, or for unknown reasons not yet understood or categorized. DMSO is a potentially dangerous chemical, and though there are many people who use it successfully for a variety of pharmaceutical and therapeutic reasons, I urge you to consult a professional regarding its proper use before getting anywhere near it. There are several grades of DMSO available, and the wrong grade could contain potentially hazardous chemicals not intended for human ingestion. The mixture is invariably applied as a local topical to thin skin on the user's scalp or genitals via an absorbent applicator made of a salvaged teabag. The brand of tea is unimportant, but one participant in my interview swore by Red Rose brand because every box comes with a ceramic figurine as a premium. He collects the figurines and displays them in his home at bag parties as tiny trophies of his bagging experience. Some users empty and rinse the bag, refilling it with a mix of chopped kelp and a small quantity of herbs, but most opt for simply recycling a used teabag. Both methods seem to offer good results to their users, but the slightly clammy feel of the kelp against the skin is preferred by some, and described by one newer user in her late teens as "a total blast... when the DMSO hits the seaweed, it just absorbs in and tingles all over." The kelp is either picked fresh from the beach or kept on hand in the refrigerator, in a glass jar or airtight container, to retard spoilage and keep smells from mixing with the refrigerator's contents. The subjective effects of teabagging have been best described as entheogenic in nature, meaning in layman's terms that it causes vivid hallucinations in which users often report having "talked to God, and seen his workshop", in the words of an experienced user. Others have described bagging in their own words: "The scariest single moment I have ever experienced. .. I never knew plaster Buddhas could talk." and "The peaks were fluffy, almost meringuelike. I paced myself for what felt like an eternity, then I got tired and lost my pace, and I guess I both got ahead of myself and behind myself at the same time." The "high" peaks typically begin within ten to thirty minutes of usage, include bright, racing visual distortions, time contraction and dilation, and mild chills, and typically last from two to six hours, depending on host and user chemistry and on the bag's potency. Many users find increased facility in writing, particularly when the subject is abstract or conceptual in nature; however, there are often sections of rambling incoherency mixed in with the spontaneous, inspired results. This serves to make technical or scientific writing nearly impossible to read, and even less likely is it that a teabagger will want to try writing such material while under the influence. The mental desynchronizing effect of only being able to write with the intuitive, nonverbal right hemisphere of the brain is generally considered negligible by users, and is actually used purposefully by some to explore the less structured side of their writing. Artistic abilities, as measured by the Sculmann Standardized Aesthetic Inventory, increased by an adjusted mean of 45% over predrug scores; in an unsurprising development, Surrealist art and Dadaism were found more intriguing than most all other styles, particularly Impressionism, which finished in dead last place in an impromptu art appreciation discussion held at the bagging party I attended. We used H. H. Arnason's _History of Modern Art_ as our sourcebook for pictures. Aftereffects last anywhere from 18 to 60 hours depending on user compatibility with the particular host's metabolites and on metabolite breakdown rates. NB -- Formal laboratory research on the biology of teabagging has only been instituted as of late 1996, and is a field of study fraught with frustrating inconsistency of information. New results are being published constantly and recent research is available in Drug Dependency Journal, a private academic monthly publication written by licensed physicians and medical students in the field of biochemical and drug-related research. Results of teabagging are notoriously inconsistent; baggers often find that a particular host's bag won't "kick" for them -- meaning that the hallucinogenic results of that host's byproducts didn't react strongly with them and provide not only the mental and emotional high of bagging, but also the short-lived gastric cramp which is the hallmark of onset in a particularly "gushy", or potent, bag. A bag which has no effects for the user is often passed on to a friend in the hopes that it might do more for another person than for oneself. This "bum-swapping" or "sliding", in the bagger's vernacular, can extend the value of a bag to a person for whom it will provide workable. A bag that does no good for anyone in the room is often called ersatz or bum and can be saved for communal mixing with other bum sacks when good bags are rare. All this chemical roulette is of course highly dependent upon the physical condition of the host. For example, vegetarians carry a lower urinary creatine load. This acts as a damping agent for the low-grade diethylamide-diethyloxene reaction commonly observed in the wastestream of persons who consume a large proportion of their protein in the form of red meat. The most common unpleasant side-effect of teabagging with a host with a high creatine baseline is the splitting headache that the diethyloxene compounds bring with them as they decay into their unstable oxidizing forms, 1,3,5-triethylene and 1,3,7-dioxene, both of which freely penetrate the blood vessels supplying the brain and cause vascular contraction via cell wall protein sublimation. In a practical sense, this means that vegetarian hosts are more desirable than meat-eating ones. The white cotton fisherman hats popular in U.S. teabagging circles are inexpensive, nondescript, and hold the small blue gel cold-paks available in first-aid kits just right against the head to ease the pain of that very headache, as well as making for a handy place to hide the scalp-to-teabag connection. This may explain the predominance of white sailor caps and other, similar articles of clothing in the bagging underground's dress code. 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