EVEN MORE SO....

Character listing:

hot dog : it's a surprise
pom pom dog : yes, the same one from last time
Blan Blan : yes, the same owner from last time

Blan Blan : Oh, pious friend, Thou must cometh closer so that I may
reward you with a meal {remember the dramatic change from the apple...}

pom pom dog : rrr! arrr! grrr! aoooeeeoa!  { you dirty dog, I ain't coming
a step closer to you after you delivered that awesome backhand and... I'll
spare you the circular details.}

Blan Blan : Friend, do not mock me, for after my encounter with the great
one and his helpers, I am able to understand your language.  Do not be 
difficult with me.  Let me aid you in your journey to the heavens and in
the satiety of hunger.

pom pom dog : arrr! grrr! grrr! aoooeeeeeaou!  { you evil villain, I know
of your malicious intentions, do not come forth, lest I give you a quick
incision to the leg with my razor sharp canines}

Narrator : Blan Blan rushes forth with the grace of an angel.  pom pom dog
quickly averts the imminent danger and flies through the window, with fur
streaming back.  She is free!  She is free!
        Be warned, pom pom dog, for your evil master, Blan Blan shall use
her mystical powers of the angel to ensnare you back to her lair, thus
stripping you of your hard earned liberty, and placing the burdens of an
abusive owner on you.  Beware my little friend, beware.

hot dog : hello, dawg.

Pom Pom Dog : (notice her name is now capitalized because she has gained
freedom)  what did you call me?

hot dog : I said, hello, dag.

Pom Pom Dog : you, you are evil.  

hot dog : what?

Pom Pom Dog : Only those who are blessed with the holy gift of doghood can
say dog correctly.  You are evil.  You, you, you are Blan Blan, the evil
owner, who... I'll spare you the circular details.

hot dog : What are you talking about, I'll say it again.  dag, dawg, darg
darg, dawrg, ahh! I can't say it, I can't say it!

Narrator : hot dog returns to her previously hideous self and thrashes wildly
This can't be!! No! Damn you! Damn you all! Arrr! {said like a true pirate}"
        Blan blan continues to thrash violently, flinging objects wildly in
her fury.  Pom Pom Dog joins in on the primeval dance and enjoys the excercise.
Blan Blan : you, you of all dogs, You!  How dare you join in on my primeval
dance and not wear the flea and tick collar of mercy and joyfullness?! You
insignificant DOG you!!" 
Pom Pom dog : "RRR! ARR! Bark! {I'm sorry, oh master of all that
is evil and causes man great distress}" (notice dog was not capitalized)
Narrator : Blenda refuses to accept the apology and thrashes Pom Pom Dog with
a vicious backhand. Arrr! {you know what happened to that poor Pom Pom Dog,
boo hoo, so I'll spare you the circular details}
Dum Dee Dum Dum!
                                                The DogCatcher