VERY INTERESTING....

"Hey, Blenda, what are you doing?"  
"Oh, me?!  Nothing."  
"Well, it appears to me that you are looking into the refrigerator and
         trying to get some food."  
"That's interesting."  "What I said?"  "yes."
"How come you didn't capitalize the yes, huh?  Sign of disrespect, huh?"
"What do you mean?"  
"Don't try to fool me, you incompetent subservient dolt."  "I can see what 
        the writer is writing.  I know you did it."  
"Oh."  
"C'mon, I know you want to fight?  C'mon.{in a snarling voice}"  
        Blenda and He fight.  Blenda gives Him a right to the jaw, He falls.
Blenda resumes her activity of looking in the refrigerator.
        "I don't see any apples.  There are no apples.  What?!  No! No!
This can't be!! No! Damn you! Damn you all! Arrr! {said like a true pirate}"
        Blenda continues to thrash violently, flinging objects wildly in her
fury.  Pom Pom Dog joins in on the primeval dance and enjoys the excercise.
        "You, you of all dogs, You!  How dare you join in on my primeval
dance and not wear the flea and tick collar of mercy and joyfullness?! You
insignificant DOG you!!" "RRR! ARR! Bark! {I'm sorry, oh master of all that
is evil and causes man great distress}"
        Blenda refuses to accept the apology and thrashes Pom Pom Dog with
a vicious backhand. Arrr! {you know what happened to that poor Pom Pom Dog,
boo hoo, so I'll spare you the circular details}
        "All those who oppose me, and those who threaten to take away what
is so very dear to me, shall feel the wrath!!!! Arrrr! ARRRRR?! ARRRRR!
Arrrrrr!" "ARRRRRRRRRRRR!" {spoken like a true pirate, arrrr!}
        Just then, as Blenda jumps for joy, she steps on the apple of 
goodness and salvation.  She immediately transforms, from the evil and 
malicious villain that she was, Arrr!  to the good and kind soul of an angel.
Ding! {the appearance of a halo.}

                                                The DogCatcher