"Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini"

         [Down the stairway to dungeon level one ...]

    The party laughed when they first saw her armor;
         The amazon thought it was really chic.
    And every Orc that she met tried to harm her,
         But she survived without even a nick.

         [One, Two, Three, Four -- Tell the people what she wore!]

    It was an Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
         That she wore in the dungeon today.
    An Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
         That so distracted the Orcs she did slay.

         [One, Two, Three, Four -- stick around, we'll tell you more!]

         [Down the stairway to dungeon level two ...]

    The amazon fought a white drake undaunted,
         Though its frost breath left her quite blue.
    She found out while her armor's enchanted,
         Every cold-based attack goes right through!

         [One, Two, Three, Four -- Tell the people what she wore!]

    It was an Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
         That she wore in the dungeon today.
    An Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
         That gave her chills in the very worst way.

         [One, Two, Three, Four -- stick around, we'll show you more!]

         [Down the stairway to dungeon level three ...]

    The party got to the fourth level stairway,
         And I wonder what she's gonna do.
    For a Rust Monster appeared in the doorway
         And of course it surprised You-Know-Who.

         [Five, Six, Seven, Eight -- Tell the people what it ate!]

    It was an Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
         That she wore in the dungeon today.
    The Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, +2 Mythril Chain Bikini
         Had failed its save roll and crumbled away.

    [And her longsword, shield and helmet
         Became brown dust on the floor.
    She was left with her sandals ...]
         No, there wasn't any more!