It is the humble opinion of this essay writing individual that all dogs living on earth
should be destroyed.  Reason #1: dogs are very dirty and everything they come in contact
with gets dirty.  Reason #2: they try to destroy any and all household objects they can get
at.  Reason #3: they will inevitably take over our planet.
	To expand on the subject of the canine families' uncleanliness, I would like to state
that dogs like to walk in the mud and even attempt to bathe in the mud.  When they come
inside they get mud all over the carpet.  Then, instead of eating their food, specially
formulated to suit their needs, and conveniently located on the floor where they can reach
it, they try to jump onto the table to eat all the fatty, salty, high-priced, cholesterol-filled
health food, which was meant for human ingestion.  Then when they are thrown out for
trying to eat the health food, they dig up some roadkill they buried a week earlier.
	As explained in Reason #2, dogs can, and will destroy household objects.  When
they try to jump on the table they don't care if they knock over a priceless vase bought at a
celebrity auction for 2 million dollars.  They don't care if they have to go through a
window to catch a car.  And they enjoy jumping on the kind new neighbor, trying to get at
that lovely jello mold she brought.
	One last reason I give for the necessary destruction of dogs is: they will take over
the world and kill us all.  Dogs are smarter than what they have been credited.  Their goal
is to have at least one of their kind inside the homes of at least 80% of the world's
population.  Then, on the night least expected, they'll kill us all!  Well, maybe not all of us,
but at least 80% of us.  And if there are any of us left, they'll sick those wild African dogs
on us.  Then we'll all die.
	Now that you have this new information, you probably realize that you should kill
your dog while you still have a chance.

From:Greg Otis Dulin