                        Ski Anarchy
                            by
                         -=TCU=-

Here is a phile on some fun stuff to do while you are on vacation skiing some where..]
First idea: Go to the area where people leave their skis and take some Crazy Glue and glue the skis together.
Second: Don't you just hate those guys that zoom right pass you, well take some tacks and spread them over the snow, but put some snow on them. When someone come, what a crash, and pretty designs to boot..
Third: Sign covering. Closed trail signs are a ski anarchists paradice, just take them trail closed signs and hide em', what fun will people have falling off a 50 foot cliff..
Fourth: If you see ski patrol, really piss them off.. Grind some snow into there face, or yell something like, "Fuck you asshole!"
Fifth: You know them food lines that take forever and are always packed?. Well, order all you want, eat it and order some more! then walk out, the cashiers will never notice..
Sixth: Trip wire does wonders to skiers and also make them perform many great aierial stunts! just take a bunch of that stuff and tie it from one tree to another, pretty soon you have a whole mountain full of expert freestyle skiers...

        Have a Nice Trip

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        -=TCU=-

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