           H O W    T O    B U I L D    A    S H I T    B O M B
           = = =    = =    = = = = =    =    = = = =    = = = =

               W R I T T E N    B Y    :    Q U A S I M O T O
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                             I N G R E D I A N T S
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<1>     Small jar.
<2>     Dog-shit (fresh).
<3>     Light bulb.
<4>     Lamp (ceiling lamps are the best).
<5>     T.N.T. or similar explosive.
<6>     Fuse.


                            C O N S T R U C T I O N
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     To start, get as much dog-shit as you can. If you don't have a dog, either
go to a nearby park, or the kitchen of your favorite rodent. Now mix the T.N.T.
in with the dog-shit, and fill the small jar with the mixture. Then put some
T.N.T. on top of it all. Take the light bulb and break off the glass. Connect
the fuse to the filament, and put the fuse inside the jar. Close the jar,
leaving a hole for the fuse to fit through. Now find a way to hook the light
bulb to the jar firmly so it will stay when you hang it up. Now go to a room
with a lamp that is used often, preferably a ceiling lamp. Put the bulb in the
correct position, with the jar hanging. Try to conceal it as much as possible.


                          H O W    I T    W O R K S
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     When somebody comes in to turn on the light, the electrical charge will
react with the fuse, detonating the explosives. The jar will burst, and 
dog-shit will fly all over the place. This can be great phun, and it is best
if you are nearby the room so you can see the expression people give off when
this happens. But stay OUT of the room, otherwise you too will have to take
a nice long shower.






               C A L L    T H E S E    K 0 0 L    B O A R D Z
               = = = =    = = = = =    = = = =    = = = = = = 

         T H E    S P E A K    E A S Y      8 1 8 - 9 0 5 - 6 2 6 2
             S E C T 0 R    C I T Y      2 1 3 - 3 9 4 - 2 7 8 1
      T H E    N O R S E    W A N D E R E R      2 1 3 - 4 5 4 - 5 4 2 7
             T H E    V A T I C A N      7 0 7 - 7 4 6 - 7 1 6 6
    T H E    P O L I C E    S T A T I O N      6 1 2 - 9 3 4 - 4 8 8 0
               S A F E H O U S E      6 1 2 - 7 2 4 - 7 0 6 6
             P A N D E M O N I U M      4 1 5 - 3 7 6 - 1 9 2 9
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