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               |     How to get Revenge on Someone     |
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               Written by Black Fire and Capt. Cloner


  Everyone has an enemy that they would like to seek revenge on without
 the victim knowing who the aggressor is. Here are ways that have been
 proven effective in the field of harrasing and/or annoying someone.
 Call the news papers, and adverise an arctile similar to this:
  "You too can make calls free through MCI, ITT, and other long distance
 services just by making a local call.  For more information, send a
 self-adressed stamped envlope to:(fill in name and adress with zip code)"
 After this has appeared in the papers, inform your local FBI agent or
 police officer of his ad.  You can also advertise an ad like this:
 "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk drives, Amdek Color 3 Monitor, Hayes Smartmodem
 1200, and much more.  $750 or best offer. (phone number)".
  Another prank is to call house at all hours, and post on all boards that a
 new bulletin board is opening up at his number.  Get everyone you know to call
 him at all times (preferably late at night).  Call answering machines,
 and give the persons number and tell them to call right away.  Also during 
 the day you can look up people in the phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." 
 there, and the wife will probably be home, but not the husband, so tell
 the wife to tell the husband to call your victim as soon as possible
 and give number. Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza deliverys, Catorers, 
 Garages, Plumers, Dog Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon deliverys, 
 Moving Services, Singing and Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to remove
 garbage, report robberies and fires at his/her house, Locksmiths, order oil
 from several companies (heating oil), order family portraits taken at
 their home, sign him/her up for the army, call realtors to put house for
 sale, Septic cleaners, house remodelers, call Bell + tell you are having
 with phone, call cable company, and call phone sex lines that call 
 back and give his number to call back. Order plane tickets, send brochures
 of all shit like colleges, beauty schools, and all other things that
 send info.  On their place, and adress it to:"DICK" and his last name.
 To have a little phun, drop by his house one day, tie a chain to the
 back of you truck/car and the other end to the victims mailbox.  
 Take off, and no more mailbox.  Also, throw eggs at house and cars,
 piss on cars and is gas tank of cars.  Get 300 sheets+ of paper and put
 in a paper shreader and after it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all over
 his lawn in various places. Another fun thing is to bring along a baseball
 bat and knock the shit out of his mailbox.  Send mail with not enough postage
 to them, and wrap up bricks and rocks and put no return adress on them
 and drop in a mailbox. Get a library card out in his name, and take out
 books and don't return them. Lay tacks on either side of tires of his car
 so either way he will run over them.  Take weed killer, and pour it on 
 his flower garden or put your initials on his front yard with it so it
 will show up with dead grass.  You can also use the old trick of laying 
 dog shit on his front porch.  Pour grease all over driveway and steps,
 dump your garbage cans over front yard, when he puts his garbage at the end
 of the driveway, dump the cans over the street so he will have to pick
 it up in the morning.  Smear warm tar on his car windshield, and
 that shit isn't coming off.  Crazy Glue or stick gum over and in his
 car locks, and if he goes to school do the same to his locker.  
 Catch fish, and let them sit out in the sun for a day, and that 
 night lay the fish in their front yard. Lay cow shit in their air conditioner,
 and stick sticks in the between the fan blades for the air conditioner.
 The toilet paper around their trees is always good, and wet toilet paper 
 and sta