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                WELCOME TO MY SECOND COPY OF PRANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                By THE UNKNOWN SPOAKZMAN!!!!

                                        FROM MAX OVERIDE BBS!

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OK!!  So we have discussed what to do with that retard you have
                        hated for iternaty!  Now we get
                  into the subject of teachers and foe's!!












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Foes are one of america's biggest problems.
Foes are everyware, the fucking chinks and Iraq
people have been our "foes" at one time or unother.

So this doc was written for over 3 months of experiance
pissing off and staying 'anonymus' !



First, If you have some girlfriend and you see sum
       bloaded 500 bluber tub ton fag trying to pass
       at her, take a rubber band and put it on the
       end of a pencil and yourfingers into it.. Everyone
        knows the Shoot the pencil trick.. Do it right up
       the guy's ass.. He probably wont notice from the
       but fucking rate he gets but f_ck_d  but its worth
       the effort so everyone can see sum over loaded fuck-
       ing fat ass walk thru the hals with a pencil up his ass!


Second, You are in the locker room and you notice a kid in
        love with your dong, you are not a fag but you suspect
        the asshole is.  Take his underpance, and shit in them
        soon as you can get ahold of them.  If you dare, kinda
        push the underware into the shit, packing it.  Flop
        the shit outa his underpance and there is a lining of it
        all over his underware.  Take a can of spray paint and
        (Make shure it is close/matches the underware color) spray
        it all over the shit to camaflosh the shit.. Now the kid puts
        on his pants/underware (whatever you wanna put it in) and he
        goes out to P.E. - the kids think, well you will find out.
        Just think of what the kids would do if they smelt it.. cUz
        it will be dry and when he puts it on (since his ass is so num
        from being but fucked) it will not become liquid till it is
        mixed from running the track or sitting on the ground.



Third,  you see you have gotten into trouble over something, and it
        just happenes to be eggs.. eggs at school.. ahh... Sneek past
        the secretary in the office at school, and access one of those
        apple computer piles of history shit and find out the principal's
        phone or address.  Best if you can find the address ANYWARE..

        Go to his house and crack eggs all over his car.  DO NOT THROW
        or the pounding noise may wake the fucker and get in deeper shit
        than the principal will feel when he seez a paint striped car
        in the moning.. You suceeed?  YES!!  Now watch the principal come to
        school with paint blowing off his car, he will look like he is driving
        a quarter it will be so fucking paintless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fourth!  And LAST

                Ok so you have been saving up those matches??!!?!
                well if so, cut off all the heds of them and put them
                in a little cup.  Get about 200 match heads.  Now,.
                Get a piece of foil, best about 6 inches square as in






                _____________
               |      |      |
               | <--6inch--> |
               |      |      |
               |______|______|


The best thing I mean is a piece of foil six inches up and sidewayz.
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Take the match heads and dump them into the center of the foil.. wrap it up
tightly and securely so nothing falls out.. And place the ball in a frying pan
next time you se one..  The foil will not blow up or anything but an aray of
metal smelling smoke will poor out soon as the metal is heated and ignites the
match heads!


                        YOU WILL LOVE MY NEXT NOVEL!
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                        Sacrificing Animals and using
                        the guts for pranks and scares!
                                        ^^^NOT A JOKE!!^^
                                I DO IT ALL THE TIME, [0;31mALL THE TIME![0m
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