                       HOMEMADE NAPALM
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INGREDIENTS:

1 Jar or other glass container w/ lid
Gasoline
Minimum 1 cubic' Pelaspan (styrofoam packing "peanuts")

DIRECTIONS:

Fill container w/ gasoline, until it is nearly 2/3 filled.
Next, begin adding styrofoam peanuts.  You will notice that
the gasoline quickly dissolves the styrofoam.  Continue
adding styrofoam, until the gasoline has a consistancy of
syrup.  This may take quite a lot of styrofoam, so if you do
not have at least 1 cubit', then use less gas.  Once you have
the desired consistancy, then comes the fun.  Take a very
small amount of the napalm, and put it on something, but bear
in mind that this compound is EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE, so don't
try it on your flammable house pets, also remember that it is
very sticky, and it were to get on your finger, it would burn
you very severly...Of course, I'm assuming the reader will
have enough common sense not to mess around, and cause a
serious accident.  Just put a drop on the pavement, and watch
how intense this mixture burns.  Of course more advanced uses
would be in a Molotov Cocktail form, or used like a
Flamethrowing liquid.  Just remember to use common sense.
For those not blessed with this, rub some all over your body,
and strike a match, or better yet, drink some, and light your
tongue..."The Napalm that sticks to yer ribs".

                 Brought to you by Witchking
                    Damage Inc. Operative

P.S.  For any Bleeding Heart Liberals who may be asking
themselves why on Earth would someone enlighten anyone on
such a mean and destructive thing, my answer would have to be
"Umm I don't know, umm it's a, umm a, home defense thing, in
case the Russians invade of something...yeah that's it...Home
Defense!