                                HALLOWEEN FUN
                             - ANARCHIST STYLE -
                     file written for P/HARM by BLACK BOX
 
 
 
    Okay, halloween is coming soon, and you don't want any candy this year,
but what you do want is some FUN !  So here's some tips for having a fun
halloween night this year.
 
1. Pumpkin bomb : Lots of dumbshits carve pumpkins and set them out on their
steps for halloween, here's what you do, get a M-80, 100, 250, 500 or if you
like REALLY big booms, get a M-1000 or even a M-2000. Find some slow burning
fuses and attach them to the fuses already on the explosive. Find a big
pumpkin and light the bomb and put it the pumpkin and leave. then watch it go
BOOM !
 
2. Get revenge on someone you hate : This is pretty simple, just put up a sign 
that says "NO CANDY - DO NOT RING DOORBELL" and the people that see this sign
will egg his house, smash windows..ect..  There is another method if you want
to get him in deep shit call the cops and say "My son bit into a Snickers bar
he got from (street & house #) and there was a razor blade inside." But please 
don't try this if you haven't gone through puberty yet !
 
3. Pumpkin toss : The lighter pumpkins can be tossed like footballs at
houses, cars, kids..ect..
 
4. Pumpkin sports : this is good for people that set out uncarved pumpkins.
Sports that you can play with a pumpkin are Soccer, hockey, baseball..ect..
use your imagination.
 
5. Steal candy from kids : This is fun to do if you have a bike and you can
just ride along snatching candy.
 
6. Water bomb : A classic, Especially when thrown from a car doing 60.  Try
some food coloring or paint to spice it up a bit.
 
7. Flaming pumpkin : you don't even need a pumpkin, screw off a fire hydrant
cap and fill it full of a flammable liquid, light a throw, if you do it
right you get a nice fire tail and a pool of melted plastic.
 
8. Steal decorations : You should always steal as much as you can everyday,
but on halloween especially, people put out some expensive stuff. $200
portable stereos to play those spooky sound cassettes, fog machines, black
light, you can find lots of neat stuff, just look, last year I got about 10 of 
those battery operated pumpkin lights alone, and about 6 inflatable pumpkins.
 
 Well thats about it, there's lots more that you can do on halloween though,
just use your imagination !!!!
 
Greets go out to: Jack Daniels, and all other beagan boxers out there
 
This phile was released on 10/23/90 by P/HARM
 
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