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ON'T JUST GET EVEN.  ET !

HE INFORMATION PRESENTED IN THE
FOLLOWING FILE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT
PURPOSES ONLY.  T IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
OR THE MENTALLY UNBALANCED.  HE
AUTHORS OF THIS FILE TAKE NO
RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF ITS
CONTENTS.

NTRODUCTION
HIS FILE TAKES ITS NAME FROM A GREAT
SET OF BOOKS BY EORGE AYDUKE THE
MASTER OF REVENGE.  E IS SO GOOD AT
IT, THE TRICKS ARE NOW CALLED
AYDUKES.  ANY OF THE TRICKS WILL BE
TAKEN OUT OF THOSE BOOKS, BUT MANY
OTHERS WILL BE ORIGINAL ONES.  E
WOULD LIKE TO PRINT ANY TRICKS YOU
HAVE.  END THEM TO US AT  AIN
313-386-4698.  HIS WILL BE A LONG
RUNNING SERIES, SO SEND ANYTHING YOU
CAN THINK OF.  HESE TRICKS ARE ONLY
FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HURT BY
SOMEONE.  HE VICTIM OF THE TRICK IS
REFERED TO AS THE MARK.  EVER THINK
OF THE MARK AS A VICTIM OF DIRTY
TRICKS BUT THINK OF HIM AS A DESERVING
TARGET.  ERE ARE SOME VITAL TIPS:
.  REPARE A PLAN
.  ATHER INTELLIGENCE
.  UY AWAY FROM HOME
.  EVER TIP YOUR HAND
.  EVER ADMIT ANYTHING
.  EVER APOLOGIZE; T'S A SIGN OF
WEAKNESS.
OST OF THE NAMES USED IN THIS FILE ARE
FAKE.

ALL THE COPS, REPORTERS, AND  AND
TELL THEM ABOUT THE COCK OR DOG FIGHT
YOUR MARK IS HAVING.
QUIRT SOME ASTMAN 910 GLUE INTO THE
MARKS LOCK.
UN A CLASSIFIED ADD OFFERING TO SUBLET
THE MARKS APARTMENT.  IST THE MARKS
OR LANDLORDS PHONE # AND TELL THEM TO
CALL AFTER MIDNIGHT BECAUSE OF A WORK
SCHEDULE.
END A THREATING TELEGRAM TO A
POLITICIAN IN THE MARKS NAME.  HIS
WILL PUT HIM ON THE , , ECRET ERVICE'S LIST OF NUT CASES TO WATCH.
UY SOME SCUZZY PORNO BOOKS, AND PUT A
CARD IN THEM SAYING 'HIS BOOK DONATED
BY [] IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE
SWEET CHILDREN OF [].'  ASTE IN
THE LABELS AND SPRINKLE THE BOOKS
AROUND THE LOCAL LIBRARY.  UT SOME IN
THE CHILDRENS SECTION, AND SOME WITH
THE RELIGIOUS BOOKS.
EMOVE THE HUBCAP FROM MARKS CAR, AND
LOOSEN OR REMOVE THE LUG BOLTS AND
SOONER OR LATER HIS TIRE WILL SIMPLY
ROLL OFF THE CAR.
OLUNTEER THE MARKS SERVICES TO A LOCAL
CHARITY.  IVE THEM THE NAME AND
ADDRESS.
ALL IN GENEROUS PLEDGES FROM THE MARK
DURING TELETHONS.
EPORT YOUR MARK TO THE CHARITY AND THE
POLICE FOR STEALING OUT OF A CHARITYS
PICKUP BOX.  EPORT THE MARK BY HIS
LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.  AY YOU WORK AT
A NEARBY STORE AND HAVE SEEN THE MARK
ROB IT SEVERAL TIMES.
EPORT YOUR MARK AS A CHILD ABUSE
OFFENDER.  LSO SEND ANONYMOUS LETTERS
TO THE MARKS EMPLOYER ABOUT IT.
AVE YOUR MARK APPLY FOR A JOB AS A 
EMPLOYEE.  AKE UP AN APPLICATION WITH
STUFF LIKE HIGHLY QUALIFIED TECHNICAL
PERSON, KNOWS OODLES OF FOREIGN
EXPERIENCE, LANGUAGE EXPERT, ADVANCED
COLLEGE DEGREES, AND MILITARY SERVICE
AS AN OFFICER.  END RESUMES TO
         ERSONNEL EPRESENTATIVE
       ENTRAL NTELLIGENCE GENCY
         ASHINGTON, .. 20505

AVE YOUR MARK ADVERTISE IN THE
CLASSIFIED PERSONALS THAT HE NEEDS
'YOUNG BOY AND GIRL MODELS NEEDED TO
POSE FOR 'ART' PHOTOS' (LIKE ADONNA
DID)  IST HIS BUSINESS OF HOME PHONE.
LACE AN AD IN A SEXY TABLOID LIKE THIS
'OFT WHITE MALE AGED 35 WANTS TO PLAY
WITH BLACK LADY WITH LARGE BUTTOCKS.
I-COUPLES WELCOMED FOR REEK AND
RENCH CULTURE'
IST HIS HOME PHONE NUMBER.  S A
KICKER SEND EROX COPYS TO THE MARKS
FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND FRIENDS.
NCLOSE A BRIEF NOTE ASKING HOW THEY
CAN ADMIT TO KNOWING SUCH A PERVERTED
PERSON.  FFER TO PREY FOR THEM.
ELP YOUR MARK OUT OF THE CLOSET BY
RUNNING A CLASSIFIED ANNOUNCEMENT AD
IN HOMOSEXUAL PUBLICATIONS.  AVE
HER/HIM PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THAT HE IS
GAY AND HAS DATED/MARRIED ONLY FOR
COVER.
F YOU CAN GET THE MARKS CREDIT CARD
NUMBER ORDER A HUGE BUNCH OF
MAIL-ORDER MERCHANDISE FOR HIM/HER.
F YOU ARE TO HONEST TO DO THAT AND
DON'T WANT TO STEAL WITH IT TAKER A
FORMER REPOSITORY FOR NUCLEAR WASTES.
END POSTCARDS BEARING PERSONAL,
SEXUAL, OR MEDICAL MESSAGES TO THE
MARKS HOME.
ANY VERSIONS OF THE DISK BOMB HAVE
BEEN MADE, BUT WE THINK THIS ONE IS
MINT.  T WAS OBTAINED OFF THE
OMMODORE AFE (313)-284-7176 AND WAS
WRITTEN BY  
ERE IT IS IN HIS OWN WORDS...
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HANKS SMODEUS.  ERES A NICE ONE BY
 .  NE OF OUR MEMBERS GOT
THIS ONE OFF  714-795-4017
ERE IS A PRANK THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY
WHEN PLAYED ON SOMEONE WHO KNOWS VERY
LITTLE ABOUT CARS.
LL YOU NEED IS A JUMPER WIRE WITH AN
ALLIGATOR CLIP ON EACH END. OW HOOK
THIS WIRE TO THE BRAKE LIGHT SW.(ON
THE END OF THE MASTER CYLINDER) HOOK
THE OTHER END TO THE HORN.
OW WHEN EVER THE BRAKE PEDAL IS
TEPPED ON THE HORN HONKS
 
                                      
EAT.  ELL THATS ENOUGH DISK SPACE FOR
NOW.  EMEMBER IN THIS SERIES ALL WE
WILL PRINT IS NON-LETHAL STUFF, SO IF
YOU HAVE AN IDEA, DROP US A LINE.
HIS FILE WAS WRITTEN BY THE TRIO.
HE OMMODORE ID
EATH-TALKER
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WITH HELP FROM HE REMLIN, , ,
XORCIST, AND THE EMON.
HANKS TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR THE
TRICKS IN THIS FILE...
EORGE AYDUKE, ARTIN CHUR, OBERT
CHUSTER, RED ITTMAN, BBIE OFFMAN,
DWARD BBEY, SMODEUS RISTARCHUS,
AX MART, AND HE REMLIN.

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9/2/85
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