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THE FOLLOWING TUTORIAL WILL COVER   
HOW TO GET THE BELOW FREE:  
   
  1. MAIL  
  2. ELECTRICITY  
  3. SUPER MARKET GOODS  
  4. MAGAZINES  
  5. PHONES  
  6. MISC.  
   
               MAIL  
               ====  
   
METHOD 1:IF YOU LIVE IN A 'BACKWATER'  
TOWN THEN SIMPLY PUT THE STAMP 1.5 INCH  
ES DOWN FROM THE RIGHT CORNER AND  
THE MACHINE WILL MISS IT. HOWEVER,NEWER  
MACHINES CHECK THE WHOLE ENCELOPE FOR  
'EM.  
   
METHOD 2:PUT SOME TAPE ON TOP OF THE ST  
AMP SO THAT WHEN THE MACHINE TRIES  
TO CANCEL IT WONT COME OFF ON THE  
STAMP! THEN WHOEVER RECIEVES IT CAN  
PEEL OF THE TAPE (CAREFULLY!) AND USE  
THE STAMP AGAIN!  
   
METHOD 3:PUT THE ADDRESS FOR THE PERSON  
YOU WANT TO SEND IT TO IN THE LEFT   
CORNER (RETURN ADDRESS) NOW PUT A  
NONEXICTING ADDRESS ON THE RIGHT.DONT  
PUT A STAMP.NOW,THE POST OFFICE WILL  
RETURN THE LETTER TO THE RETURN ADDRESS  
WHICH IS REALLY THE PLACE YOU WANT IT  
TO GO!  
   
             MAGAZINES  
             =========  
   
METHOD 1:GO TO A DOCTORS OFFICE,BARBER,  
OR ANY PLACE THAT HAS MAGAZINES.FIND  
ONE YOU WANT TO 'SUBSCRIBE' TO AND   
TAKE IT (UNDER YOUR SHIRT,ETC.).NOW,  
WHEN YOU GET HOME PEEL OFF THE SUBSCRIB  
ER LABEL (HAS NAME,ADDRESS) AND  
SEND IT TO THE PUBLISHER (SAYS THE  
ADDRESS UNDER THE TABLE OF CONTENTS).  
WITH IT ENCLOSE A LETTER SAYING THAT  
YOU ARE MOVING TO AND THEN GIVE YOUR  
ADDRESS (OR P.O. BOX).FROM THEN ON  
THE MAGAZINE WILL BE SENT TO YOU!  
 NORMALLY THEY WONT NOTICE...  
   
           SUPERMARKET  
           ===========  
   
METHOD 1: SOMEDAY WHEN YOU GO TO A  
SUPERMARKET GO TO THE BACK OF THE  
BUILDING INTO THE 'EMPLOYE ONLY'   
SECTION.THERE (HOPEFULLY) WILL BE SOME  
PRICE GUNS 'LYING AROUND'. NOW,SLIP  
ONE INTO YOUR BACK PACK THAT YOU JUST   
HAPPEN TO BE WEARING!! NOW COMES THE  
FUN PART! GO OVER TO THE ITEM YOU  
WANT AND MAKE A PRICE TAG FOR IT THATS  
CHEAPER (MAKE IT REALISTIC THOUGH) AND  
YOU CAN NOW BUY IT AT YOUR OWN PRICE!  
 DONT FORGET,STAMP A COUPLE AND HELP  
OTHER CITIZINS!  
   
METHOD 2:THIS WORK BETTER IN A DEPART-  
MENT STORE THEN A GROCERY STORE...  
   
 FIRST BUY (LEGALLY!) A CHEAP ITEM  
AND HAVE IT PUT IN A BAG.NOW,THROW  
IT AWAY OR SOMEHOW GET RID OF IT.THEN,  
GO BACK INTO THE STORE AND SELECT A   
ITEM YOU WANT.STUFF IT IN THE BAG AND  
GO TO THE CASHIER AND SAY "I GOT THIS  
ITEM AS A GIFT AND I WANT TO RETURN  
IT FOR CREDIT SO I CAN BUY IT IN A  
DIFFERNT MODEL (OR COLOR)".SHE (OR HE)  
WILL GIVE YOU THE CREDIT AND NOW BUY  
WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR FREE! (IT WASNT  
THAT HARD WAS IT?)   
   
         ELICTRICITY  
         ===========  
   
METHOD 1: THIS METHOD IS VERY SIMPLE,  
JUST PUT A MAGNET OVER THE POWER METER  
AND IT WILL SLOW IT DOWN.DONT FORGET TO  
TAKE IT OFF BEFORE PG&E COMES TO CHECK  
IT!!!!!  
   
METHOD 2: THIS WAY WILL ONLY WORK IF   
YOU HAVE A CHEAP SOURCE OF GAS.HOOK UP  
A GENERATOR TO THE WALL SOCKET BUT  
SHOOT THE ELICTRICTY THE OTHER WAY.THIS  
WILL MAKE THE METER GO BACKWARDS!  
   
                MISC.   
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METHOD 1:NEED SOME $$$? GO DOWN YO YOUR  
FRIENDLY VENDING MACHINE AND OPEN IT UP  
!  
TO DO THIS BUY SOME AIR-HARDENING CLAY.  
THEN,PULL IT QUICKLY OUT OF THE BOX AND  
   
JAM IT INTO THE VENDING LOCK.MAKE SURE   
YOU KEEP IT THERE A COUPLE SECONDS AND  
YOU NOW HAVE THE KEY! AN ADVANTAGE OF   
THIS IS IF SOMEONE SEES 'YA JUST CRUSH  
THE KEY AS HARD AS YOU CAN AND IT WILL  
BE JUST A LUMP OF CLAY!  
   
            PHONES  
            ======  
NOTE:THIS IS TO GET FREE PHONES,NOT   
PHONE CALLS!  
   
METHOD 1:GO TO A LARGE HOTEL WITH A  
SHOPPING BAG AND CLIP OFF A PHONE  
IN THE LOBBY.THIS IS SOMEWHAT DIFF-  
UCULT AS THEY ARE OFTEN LOCKED DOWN!  
   
METHOD 2:GO TO A HOLIDAY INN OR  
SHERATON AND CLIP THE TRIMLINE  
PHONE FROM THE ELEVATOR!  
   
        MONEY  
        =====  
   
METHOD 1:FOR EVERY PIECE OF AMERICAN  
CURRENCY THERE IS A CORROSPONDING   
FOREIGHN PIECE OF LESSER VALUE.  
THE FOLLOWING IS A TABLE OF SOME:  
   
QUARTERS:URUGUAYEN 10 CENTISMO  
         DANISH 5 ORE  
         PERVUIAN 20 CENTAVO  
         MEXICAN 10 CENTAVO  
         ICELANDIC 5 AURAN  
   
DIME:MALASIAN PENNY  
     TRINIDAD PENNY  
     #14 BRASS WASHER  
   
 NAME HELD TO PROTECT THE GUILTY  
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