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                 %        By: The Nomad        %
                 \          07/01/85           \
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                 %   Call: Stone Dungeon III   %
                 \/       215-860-1491        /\
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I may be a bit repetitive of other car phun files so if i took something
from one of your files, sorry.

Well it's summer again so it's time for people to get restless..Relieve
yourself!  Take out your frustration's on life on other people..People you
hate..People you don't know!  A good way to do this is on peoples
car's..Their easily accesable..and easy to do thing's to..

1]  I'll start out with simple stuff..If the car door's open you can do
the following,  rub vasiline all over the guy's seat..this will not come
off with water and is a pain to get off,  superglue the guy's stearing
weel in place,  catch some fish and let them rot..then rub them all over
the guy's seat and stuff the fish under the seat and behind the seat,  if
the guy has a seat cover take put rotten eggs under the cover...crunch &
smell when he sits down...(i'd just like to state that these may seem hard
to do in your area because people may lock their car door's more but in my
area many people don't.  If you want to take out that car and it is locked
you can use a hanger to slip in through the top of the car's window and
hook the lock...)

2] For locked car's you can do the following...pop the hood and re-wire
his electrical system, slip under the car and cut the fan belt..a few
minutes after he is going the car will stall,  crazy glue the guy's
winshield wipers in place,  if your not into hard to fix damage you can
glue small poker chips in place over the lock,  this ones good but hard to
do..get some of that glow in the dark liquid and paint the car with it all
over except where the driver can see it..I have had a car I painted go for
three weeks until a cop finally pulled him over..we painted his name and
phone number and penticles and insults to cop's,  place impact explosives
on the tires,  and last but not least...open the hood and remove or solder
into position the guy's hood lock..the hood will not close till he fixes
it..

Ok hope you enjoyed the file and look for car phun IV comming soon.  By
the way...I hearby take no responsibility for the use of this file by
whoever get's his hand's on this file...


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