View: CAR FUN

MSG LEFT BY: SYSTEM CRUSHER

Ok you real sick bastards so your so called friend screwed you right so do
we get mad???of course not JUST EVEN!! Now say he just got a car or has a
good one as it is gee lets see what phun we can have with it:

FLAME THROWER
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Take a cup of gas and poor it down the exahuast pipe when the dude starts
it **POOF** he has a 30 foot flame thrower Now that doesnt do anything
thats just to make the guy shit in his pants.

PRETTY DESIGNS
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Ok now take his windshield wiper and attach some tacks to it Gee what
pretty designs they leave on the car window when he turns then on. lets
see:

HOT HAND
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Ok now you got this dick for a teacher so its 9 th period and you see him
or her in the office or something you go over to there car and heat the
handle with a lighter till its practically red then wait...When you hear a
Shit! you know you did it righ and you get a good laugh out of it..(HEHEHE)

POTATO TRICK
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Just take your average potato and stuff it in someones exhaust pipe.The
car wont start if there somewhere else they will have to get it towed.If
there stupid they will have to ask a mechanic Ok they will probably have
to go to a mechanic and ask to get it out boy wont they ever look stupid!
and cost them $$$$$ or a pain in the ass to do it themselves..

Nitro triodide
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I saw a previous message on this its the ammonia and iodine mixture well
you take the shit and smear it on the tire treads and when he pulls out
**BOOM**.

I have more but i am getting tired of typing so much tell me if you want
me to do some little series like this but on different subjects.If i get
good feedback i will write a little series each week for the board..

later--
        -=>System Crusher<=-
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